OK, that’s not totally true. We just want to see what Kanye does when Taylor Swift sweeps another awards show!

We don’t know exactly how things are going to go down tonight but we know a few things for sure:

1. We’re probably going to be very, very drunk
2. Assuming he’s there, everyone’s eyes will be on Kanye whenever Beyonce or Taylor are up for an award.
3. A lot of people are going to be thanking Jesus.
4. Lady Gaga is going to do something weird. And probably shoot fireworks out of her boobs.
5. Gaga, Beyonce and Taylor will need help carrying all their awards out to their limos.

And now for the unknown: who’s gonna win? We have our list of predictions (for our favorite categories – there are seriously way too many to list) below. Who do you think is gonna take the awards?

[Check out all the nominees here.]

Record Of The Year: Poker Face, Lady Gaga
It’s not my fave Gaga hit, but you know she’s gonna take every category she’s nominated for. I mean, even Barbara Walters is fascinated by her.

Album of the Year: The Fame, Lady Gaga
The woman had four #1 hits on her debut album and she’s the first person to ever do that! She deserves the win.

Song of the Year: Single Ladies, Beyonce
Sasha Fierce is up against some heavy hitters in this category, but I think the Grammy committee’s fear of the wrath of Kanye might dictate this one.

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: You Belong With Me, Taylor Swift
No brainer. The world has fallen head-over-heels for this girl (whether we agree or not) and she’s totally gonna take this one.

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: All About the Love Again, Stevie Wonder
It wasn’t a Top-40 song, but it’s Stevie Wonder. The Grammy peeps can’t snub this legend.

Best Pop Performance By a Duo or Group: I Gotta Feeling, Black Eyed Peas
I’m assuming the Grammy Awards aren’t given to the most overplayed song of 2009, but somehow I still think B.E.P. is gonna take this one.

Best Pop Vocal Album: The E.N.D., Black Eyed Peas
Although I REALLY want Pink to take this one (her album is amazing), The E.N.D. took the world by storm and I gotta feeling (ayoooo!) they’re gonna get this one too.

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group: Use Somebody, Kings of Leon
They deserve it. The song was great…before we all heard it every 4 minutes/the dance remix came out.

Best Rock Album: Live from Madison Square Garden, Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood
I haven’t heard this album, but much like Stevie Wonder above, the Grammy Committee is going to have to award some artists that aren’t played on MTV.

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: Single Ladies, Beyonce
Wrath of Kanye, Take 2.

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: Maxwell, Pretty Wings
Maxwell is an R&B legend. He best be taking this one.

Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group: Chocolate High, India. Arie and Musiq Soulchild
Never heard of this song, but I can only imagine a duet like this is worth GOLD.

Best R&B Song: Single Ladies, Beyonce
Wrath of Kanye, Take 3. Plus, I’m sure there are some single ladies in charge of the voting who feel a strong connection to this jam.

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Dead and Gone, Justin Timberlake and T.I.
(Secretly wishing “I’m On a Boat” wins. I wanna see those guys accept the award.)

Best Rap Song: Run This Town, Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye
These are the 3 biggest names in rap right now; at least according to Kanye. How can they not win?

Best Rap Album: R.O.O.T.S., Flo-Rida
I just wanna see this hottie take the stage.

Agree or disagree? Sound off below!

When it came to the fashion choices last night, the celebs pulled out all the stops…and hairspray, as they had to brave the showers to make an appearance on the red carpet.  Of course, despite the rain, they all (well, almost all) looked amazing (I’m looking at you Mariah Carey!). And the fact that they could look so beautiful while showing support for Haiti just made the couture dresses all the more fabulous in my little eyes.

There was a whole lot of awesome on the Red Carpet. From Jane Krakowski’s gorgeous purple frock to Courtney Cox workin’ it in basic black, it really was hard to find a dress I didn’t like. But, as always, the beauty is really in the details, and there were some really breathtaking details on display. Below are a few of my favorite bits and pieces from the Golden Globes Red Carpet. Click on the picture to see the deets at work in the overall look!

So, who are the people’s favorite A-listers?

Is that Eva Mendes’ nipple?

So this is what the Woman of the Year wears…

Real leather jackets…for under $250?

The coolest wheelbarrow race I’ve ever seen.

Joel Madden really doesn’t like Britney’s vajay.

Remember the Golden Globes last year? Yeah, me either. But maybe that’s because there weren’t any. There was a little thing going on called the writers’ strike, which kept me watching awful reality TV all year and prevented the Hollywood actors from attending the awards show.

Thank God that’s all cleared up.

Bring on the Red Carpet! Oh…and the actual show.

The awards start at 8pm EST (and will probably last until 1am with all those boring montages, speeches and fake awards), but the good stuff pre-show starts at 6. And that’s what we’ll be watching, hoping and praying for something scandalous: a nipple slip? A drunken stumble? An Amy Winehouse appearance?

Who are we kidding? Pretty sure the most exciting thing we’ll see is someone wearing white after Labor Day (Oh the horror!). But we’ll watch anyway, and report back on the good and the bad tomorrow morning.

Happy Birthday, Elvis!

All the teens in Mississippi are havin’ babies.

Tori Spelling is heading back to 90210. Maybe now we’ll watch.

New iPhone app turns it into a vibrator…

At least we aren’t the only ones who think Lisa Rinna looks freakish.

Drop the overpriced eyeliner, and get this. Now.

Would you give up 10 friends for a Whopper?

The top 10 men women fantasize about.

Is pollution bad for your skin?

Biggest Loser contestant gets mad, throws flour?

(Photo courtesy of Just Jared.)

Everyone else in the world is probably super geeked to see who wears what down the red carpet, but we are more interested in seeing what kind of crazy sh*t Tyra Banks does. (Editor’s Note: That bitch is crazy.)

And if Alec Baldwin finally gets that Emmy he so blatantly deserves. (Seriously? Is Monk really that good of a show? Why does Tony Shalhoub keep freaking winning!?)

And, ok, we also can’t wait to see the good and bad on the red carpet. We actually kinda live for that stuff.

The show is gonna be a bit different this year; there will be no main host (even though we were totes rooting for Joel McHale) and instead they are rounding up their nominees for best Reality Show Host to run the show. What happens when Heidi Klum and Howie Mandell work together? I guess we’ll find out.

But enough about all that; we want to know who is gonna win! (But only in the comedy competitions cuz we don’t really watch any of that other stuff.) The CollegeCandy team is definitely on team 30 Rock, and we will be eating our popcorn, drinking our beer and pumping our fists for Tina Fey all night long.

What about you? Which show do you think the funniest on TV?

Let’s face it: after a weekend filled with endless games of beer pong and multiple shots of whiskey, there is no better way to spend a Sunday night than with an order of Pad Thai and the train wreck that is the MTV VMAs.

And CollegeCandy.

We will be watching that shiz live and sharing our (slowed due to a serious hangover) reactions with you LIVE. Join us on the site, IM us on AIM (CollegeCandy27) and share this momentous occassion with us.

We aren’t sure if Britney will indeed be performing, but we know she will there, which promises to be exciting in some way or another.

We’ll see ya tonight at 8pm EST for the pre-show. There are bound to be some ridiculous ensembles comin’ down that red carpet and we want to be there to judge them all.

[Photo courtesy of MTV. We can't wait to see Katy Perry perform...but who is she gonna kiss?!]