• Single. And Dealing With The “Sort of” Ex

    Single. And Dealing With The “Sort of” Ex

    I hate my exes. Mostly because I’m not even sure I can call them my exes. You see, in the world of the eternally single, you rack up a lot of blurry relationships with people. We go on dates, but we’re not dating. We’re dating, but we’re not together. We’re together, but he’s not my boyfriend…

  • Morning Sex – How to Initiate?

    Morning Sex – How to Initiate?

    So, you met a hottie out on the town. Against your better judgment (because you can imagine what y…

  • My Domestic Dispute

    My Domestic Dispute

    I was rudely awoken this morning at the ripe hour of 6:45 to the sounds of passionate sex being had…

  • How to Avoid an Old Friend Like a Pro

    How to Avoid an Old Friend Like a Pro

    Sometimes I run into people I just don’t want to see. And I usually avoid (at all costs) the opport…