Maybe I’m wrong here but I’ve always been under the impression that girls, including me, can’t stand the nauseating scent of Axe Body Spray. It brings back memories of middle school when the boys practically showered in Axe to cover up their unrelenting B.O. It reminds me of that sleazy, thirty-something-year-old man at the club that douses himself in Axe thinking it might attract the younger college girls dancing with their friends. (Take note: Axe does not make me do this.) In fact, if I get a whiff of this scent, I really just want to run away, screaming like my life depends on it.

Thinking that all girls felt the same way, it came as a shock to me when I read this article from the New York Times that Axe is moving towards adding a women’s line of body spray. Why would a woman ever want to smell like a pre-teen boy with B.O. or a creepy man at a club? Either I was wrong in believing that all girls hate the smell of Axe as much as I do, or someone at Axe needs to be fired for thinking women would actually buy this product. It’s been pretty easy to avoid men who wear Axe, but if this new product spreads and becomes popular, I’m never leaving my dorm room.

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I don’t miss the drama, or the mess a he leaves in my bathroom

I don’t miss having to choose a dude over a night with the girls, or having to spend that night on sheets that haven’t been washed in months.

What do I miss about having a boyfriend? Someone to snuggle with. And now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, I can have it without the pain of monthly bikini waxes, or having to worry about his arm falling asleep. Just spray this pillow with a little Axe and it’s the perfect bf!

Just like we are always wondering what guys are thinking (which is usually sex, boobs, or sex), guys want to know what’s on our minds. What do we want? What do we like? What the hell do we mean when we curtly say “it’s fine” after they cancel our recording of The Hills to record some crap on Spike TV?

Contrary to popular belief, they care what we think. Not only because they want to please us, but because they want to woo us, lure us…and get us into their beds.

So, we at CollegeCandy decided it was time to let guys know exactly what we like/hate/and dream about at night. So, vote, comment and pass this on to those boys in your life. And remember: unlike sex with most college men, this is all for you in the end.

How do you like your men: natural scent or enhanced by a spray of cologne?