Freakish Inflatables Will Haunt My Dreams, Thanks ‘America’s Got Talent’

I’ve never done psychedelic drugs but from what I’ve read and what I can assume, they don’t call it “a trip” for nothing. From what I remember from my sixth-grade anti-drug education, colors get vibrant, ordinary things become distorted and there’s a lot of crappy ’90s rap pumping in the background to enhance the altogether bizarre experience.

You might say it looks a little something like this:

WTF? This will haunt my dreams! I haven't been this scared of giant heads since SausageGate...and that's saying a lot.

Do you think these giant inflatables are worthy of the $1 Million prize? Or are they just a lot of hot air? (The puns just keep comin' folks. I stopped trying to fight it.)