Sexy Time: My Most Embarrassing Sex Tales
I was far more taken aback than offended because I feel like it was a pretty tame, innocuous tale especially compared to other dalliances on my sex résumé. Since I am pretty open (read: shameless) in this column, I’ve decided to highlight four of my experiences that I was actually disturbed (or just plain embarrassed) by.
Sexy Time: 5 Things That Shouldn’t Happen In The Bedroom
I usually make a conscious effort to keep this column as sex-positive and judgment-free as positive. There’s already enough negativity and unnecessary stigma surrounding sex, and I try not to perpetuate it. That said, some things that may happen are a little uncool. There’s just no way to sugarcoat it.

Sexy Time: Blaming It On The Alcohol
For better or for worse, 99 percent of my (random, outside of a relationship) hookups have occurred while I was sober. I’ve experienced pure pleasure, unadulterated awkwardness, sheer disappointment, and un-obscured lust without being impaired of intoxicated in any way. Not that I think I’m a special snowflake because of this – I know this particular piece of my life’s narrative is far from unique.
He Said/She Said: When Fakin’ It is the Only Option
You shouldn’t fake it. It’s bad to fake it. It’s rude to fake it.
But the truth is, there’s an exception to every rule. And in the case of fakin’ a big O, there are three.
Sexy Time: Closed Mouths Don’t Get Fed
In a utopian world, we’d never have to ask for anything, ever. The cosmos would see to it that all our needs were met without us having to put in any effort into it. Alas, in the real world, it doesn’t work that way. If you want something, be it a raise at work or an extension on an assignment, you have to assert yourself. But that becomes especially harrowing when sex is involved.
Candy Dish: Yeah, That’s Bad
• I can’t enjoy sex…so I need help
• Emma Roberts has looked better
• Does this professor deserve to get fired?
• Awww, I miss the Kids Choice Awards

• Why can’t women be happy with nice guys?
• April movies preview…because it’s going to rain all month
• Would you buy R. Kelly’s Book?
He Said/She Said: Sexual Malfunction
Erectile dysfunction (also not so lovingly known to as Whiskey D*ck) is as prevalent as Uggs, overpriced textbooks and porch couches. It’s something that all college women will encounter at one point or another in their lives.

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10 Reasons You Should Break It Off
Relationships can be great — always having someone to cuddle with, vent to, and share your favorite things with, but unfortunately things don’t always go as smoothly as planned. Sometimes once you get to know a person — once you spend more than a few month’s worth of sexy nights with them — you realize that maybe things aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
He Said/She Said: Not-So-Sexy Moves
No matter what we like, whether it’s lying there and enjoying the show or hopping on top for some Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, there are some things guys can do that just don’t fly between the sheets. Or on the desk. Or in the bathroom stall. Or….you get the point:
Sexy Time: Bedroom Faux Pas
I think it’s safe to assume that after a few years of sexual activity, most people have a few “oh god” stories of bedroom disasters. These are the ones that make it into the “it doesn’t count” category. You know, when something happens that, you know, just shouldn’t have happened.
Explaining the Sexual Satisfaction Discrepency
What is it with guys thinking they’re veritable gods when it comes to escapades of the sexual variety? A new study found that while 85% of American men claimed the last person with whom they had sex reached orgasm, only 64% of American women actually had an orgasm during their most recent sexploit. Let me pull out my calculator on this tough one…
Candy Dish: Vampires Sweep Teen Choice Awards
• Color me not-suprised.
• But who was best dressed of the night?
• Oh no! What did they do to Lea Michele?
• Nick Lachey wants a reality show career.
• Surprise! Taylor Momsen says something stupid!
• Does bad sex have to be a dating deal breaker?

Duke It Out: “The Size of the Boat”
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” – that’s the saying, anyway. But with the new season of Hung and the start of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, it seems like having a big dick is still a big deal – in entertainment-land anyway.