The new Calvin Klein Jeans commercial is HOT. So hot that it has already been banned from late night television. I have to say, I’m going to join the masses and deem this offensive. Unlike the FCC, though, it wasn’t the oh-so-steamy kissing, playful touching, or racy threesome action that did me in (in fact I enjoyed watching this commercial over, and over, and over… for research purposes, of course). So what did I think was so offensive?

Did you see those pants?? Pry your eyes from sweaty, pretty people and check them out. Those are offensively ugly. Read More »

Aren’t we all a little Drunkorexic?

A Dallas high school is banning hoodies from entering the building. What??

Note to pretty girls: Just don’t put yourself in these situations and things like this won’t happen. Promise.

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And this is why I hated woodshop in high school…