• We’ve All Been There: Poopin’ in Public

    We’ve All Been There: Poopin’ in Public

    Your boxes are unpacked, your bed is made, and your parents have left the building. You are officially a college student. Woohoo! No more living under their rules. You are a free adult livin’ the dorm life. It takes a few days of getting used to, but you’re finally feeling settled. You’ve even sorta mastered the cafeteria slop. This whole college thing isn’t so hard after all.

  • The Weekly Ten: Most Annoying People at the Bar

    The Weekly Ten: Most Annoying People at the Bar

    So it’s Friday. (Or Thursday, Saturday, or Tuesday….) You’ve got your favorite skinny jeans on, you stuffed your feet into a pair of heels that start rubbing on your baby toes before you even leave the house, and you’re sipping on a little vodka/Crystal Light to get the night going.

  • Senior Files: Life Outside the College Dorm

    Senior Files: Life Outside the College Dorm

    Today is May 5th. Many of you are wearing sombreros and chugging tequila graduate in a few weeks, or even days. (Did I just freak you out!?) Thankfully I’m on a college quarter system, so I have one more month of bliss before entering the real world. But still, there never seems to be enough time these days for everything I want to do.

  • CollegeCandy Confessions: Bathroom Secret

    CollegeCandy Confessions: Bathroom Secret

    Confession: When I know I might be in the bathroom for awhile, I don’t grab a magazine or a book and take it with me; I grab my laptop. (Honestly, the bathroom is the only reason I’d get an iPad – it would be way more portable.)

  • CollegeCandy Confessions: Potty Break

    CollegeCandy Confessions: Potty Break

    Let’s face it: we’ve all done some pretty ridiculous things in our lives. Things we think are totally logical in the moment, but make us cringe when we think about them later on. Things that we’d only tell our best friend when she’s three sheets to the wind and we know she’ll probably forget it.

  • Greek Formals: Learn from My Mistakes

    Greek Formals: Learn from My Mistakes

    I’d consider myself a seasoned formal veteran. As such, I have acquired a bit of wisdom as far as formal do’s and dont’s. Whether you are a freshman going to formals for the first time or even a senior not affiliated in the greek circuit, I have chosen a recent and epic failure at greek formal-ing that will hopefully teach you from my mistakes… or at least give you a good laugh.

  • We’ve All Been There: The Frat House Bathroom

    We’ve All Been There: The Frat House Bathroom

    Finally, it’s your turn. You and your friend run into the bathroom and lock the door behind you. Your friend holds your purse and fixes her hair as you attempt to hover over the seat-less bowl. You pray to the gods above that your legs don’t give out; who knows what sort of diseases lurk in the stains that litter the bowl.

  • Bathroom Toys Everyone Needs

    Bathroom Toys Everyone Needs

    Between running out of toilet paper, sitting on dirty pee stained public toilet seats, and producing gag worthy smells, going to the bathroom is definitely not the cleanest, girliest, most fun activity that occurs quite often in a day. But it is a part of our everyday lives and we kinda have to do it, so we might as well make the best of it, right?

  • We’ve All Been There: The Public Poop

    We’ve All Been There: The Public Poop

    Your boxes are unpacked, your bed is made, and your parents have left the building. You are officially a college student. It takes a few days of getting used to, but you’re finally feeling settled. You’ve even sorta mastered the cafeteria slop. This whole college thing isn’t so hard after all. That is, until you need to do a little #2 in the public bathroom down the hall.

  • Overheard: The Story on the Street

    Overheard: The Story on the Street

    (Girl and guy, yelling in a noisy gym.)
    Girl: Woman climbers usually use their legs more, since they don’t have the same arm strength.
    Guy: Yeah. Oh, I get it. You guys always need to be tied up.
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Guy: Sorry, I’m not sure what you said.

  • Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Just for fun, I’ve decided to lighten up this week’s column with an article on urinal etiquette. I get such a laugh every time a guy friend walks out of a public restroom screaming, “He was staring at my penis!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY’S THING!” Come to think of it, this seems to happen an awful lot.

  • Alcoholic Bulimia and the Girls Who Pull the Trigger

    Alcoholic Bulimia and the Girls Who Pull the Trigger

    I remember those naive high school days when puking during a rager meant that a) you couldn’t control your liquor and b) the party was over, for you. That’s why I was shocked one night during my freshman year of college, when my friend came back from the bathroom and proudly announced, “Oh, man, I just puked my brains out!”

  • The Mortifying Makeout

    The Mortifying Makeout

    After spending a good chunk of yesterday in a dark, dingy basement bar with no windows, I started…

  • You Go (Standing Up), Girl!

    You Go (Standing Up), Girl!

    You know what I’ve always wanted to do? Pee standing up.
    Seriously. Growing up with two br…

  • The Pissed List: It’s All Too Much

    The Pissed List: It’s All Too Much

    [I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But some…

  • Avoid a UTI and Save Those Limbs

    Avoid a UTI and Save Those Limbs

    I’ll never forget the time that I was traveling with a bunch of dudes and found myself face…