A long time ago, we had high hopes for Lindsay Lohan, the adorable, freckled star of The Parent Trap who was said to have the potential to be one of the greatest actresses of her time.

Well, times have changed.

LiLo’s fallen and she’s fallen hard. First her acting career, then her love life, and now her popularity. While she hasn’t had a real movie since Mean Girls and, as such, no real income, Lindsay has been bar hopping to score some cash. But even that isn’t bringing in the dough anymore. It’s gotten so bad, in fact, it is rumored that Snooki is now making more per appearance than Ms. Lohan herself.

How could it be that people are willing to pay the big bucks to hang out with a Guidette and not a Hollywood starlet? Isn’t it obvious?

Snooki will do cartwheels on the dance floor, show off her undies (or lack thereof) and beat the beat all night long.
Lindsay won’t be seen on the dance floor because she’ll be in the bathroom snorting a mysterious white substance off of a toilet tank.

Winner: Snooks, hands down! Who wouldn’t pay money to see a little (person do) bar gymnastics? Read More »

Aw! You tripped in the middle of the quad and a tampon sky rocketed into the public eye.  The ‘Lion King’ soundtrack on your iTunes popped up unannounced during a study break with the cutest dude in your class. You managed to spill fruit juice on your white blouse before a huge presentation.

I get the picture, embarrassing things happen to the best (and most innocent) of us.

But in a college world where things need to be taken pretty seriously, you have to love and embrace them!  Why else wouldn’t the word ‘embrace’ begin the same way as ‘embarrassing?’ Well, the first three letters anyway.

Really, embarrassing moments are so much more than a shot to your ego, they are an opportunity to laugh at yourself (and others) if the time is right. They bring people together. They show us as we really are at our most vulnerable. And, when you look back, they’re really, really funny. Read More »