LiLo’s fallen and she’s fallen hard. First her acting career, then her love life, and now her popularity. While she hasn’t had a real movie since Mean Girls and, as such, no real income, Lindsay has been bar hopping to score some cash. But even that isn’t bringing in the dough anymore. In fact, it is rumored that Snooki is now making more per appearance than Ms. Lohan herself.
Aw! You tripped in the middle of the quad and a tampon sky rocketed into the public eye. The ‘Lion King’ soundtrack on your iTunes popped up unannounced during a study break with the cutest dude in your class. You managed to spill fruit juice on your white blouse before a huge presentation.