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Amy Winehouse gets more press for her cracked-out shenanigans than her songs, and today is no different. The Grammy-winning songbird and drug addict was photographed this morning at the doorway of her London home in a mesh tank top, eating cheese on toast, and sporting a brand-new, mop-top hairdo.  While her hair certainly looks healthier than it did during the days of her iconic, ratty beehive, that’s about all of Amy that’s looking better these days. As she ix-nays the up-do, let’s take a look at the past fashions of Ms. Winehouse:

1. Normal

Natural hair! Flattering makeup! Healthy body weight! Amy looks effortlessly pretty here.

2. Beehive Beautiful

Amy appearing at the Style Awards just a year ago, looking professionally coiffed and chipper. Work it!

3. Looking Like “That Girl”

Skeletal-skinny with her shirt on inside-out, Amy appears to be letting things go. Maybe she should go to rehab…yeah, yeah, yeah.

4. Absolutely Cracked Out

Smeared makeup, dirty face, withered nose, and hair looking more like a bird’s nest than a beehive.  And the coup-de-grace, that braindead expression, solidifies this photo as Amy’s definitive low point.

5. The New ‘Do

The jury is still out on the hair. Personally, I think it makes her look like my grandmother, though it is a step up from that forest-like animal trap she had before. But Amy, dear Amy- please get it together! Wasn’t winning a Grammy so much more fun than sharing cheesy toast with paparazzi?

It’s no surprise that the beehive is back. A. Simp first started it with the small bang pompadour a few years ago. Ever since then, the beehive has just been growing…literally.

The beehive, donned by the likes of Audrey Hepburn and Marge Simpson, has made an appearance on some of our favorite troubled musicians. Amy Winehouse is known for the ‘do with Britney and Lilly Allen following her lead. Even Scar-Jo took the look for a test run at the Louis Vuitton runway show in Paris.

I should have listened to my grandmother a few years ago when she told me that big hair was making a comeback. Even CNN documented the return of the hive in 1997 (hello, 7^th grade). Apparently, it just took a few celebrities to take the trend to the top (haha).

If you’re feeling daring, try the beehive for yourself. Hell, even guys—albeit not straight ones—are trying it out. There are plenty of instructions out there to help you along and plenty of stylists willing to make your hair go sky high. But really all you need is dirty hair, hairspray, a few bobby pins and maybe the movie Hairspray for a bit of inspiration.

Personally, I enjoy a good beehive to quell my early morning bad hair days (usually the result of an incredibly late night). They say the higher the hair, the closer to God. Hey, at least I’m doing something religious…right?