• Why Guys Don’t Think Kristen Stewart’s Hot

    Why Guys Don’t Think Kristen Stewart’s Hot

    She’s one of the most famous and highest paid people in the world, and she’s an ungrateful, immature, clueless child who has allowed herself to be put in a position where she has, for better or worse, influence over others. The public. The Twihards. The next generation.

  • 11 New Year Resolutions He Wishes You’d Make [Dude's List]

    11 New Year Resolutions He Wishes You’d Make [Dude's List]

    Most resolutions are a mistake to make. The reason they’re mistakes are simple: you’re the one making them. You’re not going to be objective enough to do it. In truth, be brave, bite the bullet and ask him what resolution he’d like you to make. Watch his eyes go as wide as Smaug’s.

  • Liveblogging the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Trailer

    Liveblogging the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Trailer

    I’m sure I don’t have to remind all of you Twi-hards what movie is coming out this weekend. But for all of the rest of us who don’t care about Kristen Stewart or Taylor Lautner’s abs, guess what? Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One is coming out this weekend! Yes, they have broken the final book into two movies (kind of like a better series of books about wizards did), and now we get the pleasure of seeing a bunch of crazies lined up outside movie theaters all weekend.

  • Team Edward vs. Team Jacob – Which Team Are You On? [POLL]

    Team Edward vs. Team Jacob – Which Team Are You On? [POLL]

    Today, for the third time, Twilight fans are camping outside of movie premiers, gripping their pre-purchased tickets, and kissing their Jacob Black posters before they prance to the premiere of Eclipse. Eclipse is the third (and best, in my opinion) installment of the Twilight saga. Why is Eclipse the best portion of the saga? Two words: vampires vs. werewolves. Want more?

  • An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart

    An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart

    Dear Kristen Stewart, You’re kinda new to this whole superstar thing. I get that. Sure you did movies before, but ever since Twilight’s wild success, your career has completely taken off. I’ve read a lot of interviews wherein you say odd things (“I don’t want to make movies for kids, and I don’t want to make movies for adults either.”) and you’re more than awkward when people ask you questions.

  • It’s a Twihard-Knock Life

    It’s a Twihard-Knock Life

    When I was waiting outside of the Scholastic store in Soho to buy the 7th Harry Potter book, I saw a reporter from the New York Post who was walking up and down the massive line and interviewing people for a story about the book’s release. I overheard him speaking with one guy who had a lightning bolt scar on his head.

  • This Twihard’s Ready for New Moon

    This Twihard’s Ready for New Moon

    When I read the first, crisp page of Twilight, I became a Twihard. Now, don’t get the wrong idea. I don’t think I’m a vampire, nor do I think I’m a clumsy, modern damsel in distress who will be rescued by a strong, fanged man. Okay, the clumsy part is true, but I digress.

  • Candy Dish: Kristen Stewart’s Gonna Take It All Off

    Candy Dish: Kristen Stewart’s Gonna Take It All Off

    • Let the nerdy boys of the world rejoice!
    • If you give a gorilla a Pop-Tart…
    • TLC (semi) reunion?!
    • Is there an actress in the Jolie-Pitt brood?
    • Dressing up dogs: cute or scary?
    • Watch: The Contraception Opera