Who doesn’t want to have their cake and it eat too? Well what if you could have your cake, eat it and up your cup size all at the same time without doing permanent damage to your figure? It sounds too good to be true doesn’t it?
In Miami, a plastic surgeon is sucking out the fat in women’s unsightly muffin tops and injecting it into their breasts. Talk about killing two birds with one huge suction device. Minimize the love handles, maximize the love jugs. If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Now that I think about it, it seems so obvious. Women have been getting liposuction for years. Why waste all that precious fat when it could be put to good use and make you look slammin’ in a halter top?
Honestly, I can see the appeal of this type of procedure. It’s essentially rearranging the fat on my body until it’s in its rightful place… my bra. Plus, just think of the days leading up to the procedure: “Sorry guys, I have to eat this entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s by myself. I have surgery tomorrow.”
So the next time the dreaded drunk munchies hit, I won’t hold myself back from ordering the large Domino’s pizza with breadsticks. In fact, bring it on. I’m really lacking up top and I’ve got some new skinny jeans to fit into.
September 21, 2009
- 11:00 am
By Maddie - Tufts University

Your mind says no, but your body says yes, yes, yes!
About to pop the lid off of that pint of Ben and Jerry’s? Ripping open a huge bag of salty chips? Read this before digging in.
New findings from the University of Texas Southwestern’s Medical Center suggest that the fat found in certain foods actually make their way to your brain before they add the dreaded cellulite to your hips and thighs. Once there, they order the brain to send messages to your body’s cells, telling them to ignore the appetite-suppressing signals that stop us from stuffing our faces (well, sometimes).
And the worst part? This only happens when you’re eating good (read: bad) food, so you’ll end up overeating foods high in calories and fat instead of healthy options like fruits or veggies. Read More »
Tags: ben and jerrys, Body, CHIPs, dieting, health, junk food, late night eating, leptin activators, nutrition, oleic acid, palmitic acid, weight gain
April 24, 2009
- 5:30 pm
By Laura - St. John's
This week may have been the best week ever. For starters, people celebrated 4/20 on Monday. Tuesday (probably the best day ever) was both Iced Coffee Day at Dunkin Donuts® AND Free Scoop Day at Ben and Jerry’s®. Plus, on Wednesday, we celebrated Earth Day! We learned why college students should go green, which is easier than you’d think. And now we can keep the celebration going this weekend with an eco-friendly gathering, where we will have to lay off the booze so as not to become the drunk girl.
Also, this week was the first week that, at least for a lot of the country, it actually felt like spring—which makes us (and squirrels) want to party! So throw on that new organic cotton sundress, paint your nails hot pink, and have fun! Plus, we all know that spring puts us in a sexy mood (you’re probably stalking your crush’s Facebook page while you read this, right?), and now we know exactly how to find that new guy.
With all the fun we’ve been having this week, it’s going to be hard to get back to writing that paper we’ve been putting off. But we must, or we may regret it later.
Tags: 420, ben and jerrys, boyfriend, dunkin donuts, earth day, facebook, fashion, finding a boyfriend, guys, party, review, spring, summer, week, wrap up
April 14, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: ben and jerrys, chocolate macademia, furniture, GQ, ice cream, lil kim, lil kim dancing with the stars, lil kim s wardrobe malfunction, lil kim wardrobe, lil kim wardrobe malfunction video, magazine cover, moustache, new flavor, orlando bloom, police officer, Russian, snl, T Shirt, tetris, uniform, white tee, zac efron
February 6, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By CC Staff
It’s February already?! You know what that means…Valentine’s Day. Which for those lucky ladies who have a special someone in their lives, this is an amazing time to go on a cute date and do some naughties in the bedroom.
But for the single girls (like me) Valentine’s Day is another freaking reminder that, guess what? You’re still single. So in order to keep yourself from crying at the fact that you’ll be spending next weekend stuffing your face with all things chocolate, it is essential that you keep yourself laughing. And this week was full of things to make you laugh.
Some of these funnies we can attribute to celebs. Take Michael Phelps, for example. Maybe it’s just me, but there is something funny about our little golden boy getting caught smokin’ da reefer. Also, Chirstian Bale’s freak out is absolutely hysterical. And weathermen may not be anything but local celebrities, but they have the funniest bloopers. Even though we may only be celebs in our own world, we sure are funny!
And if that reminder that we have another 6 fabulous weeks of winter makes you a little more depressed, remember there are worse things. Like looking like this, and thinking it looks good. Picture her wearing this shirt…THAT would be funny!
On a more serious note, February is also National Eating Disorder Awareness Month. So ladies, take care of yourself and love yourself. Educate yourselves about eating disorders so that you can learn how to help those around you.
Happy February!
Tags: ben and jerrys, cctv, Christian Bale, christian bale freak out, groundhog day, michael phelps, michael phelps smoking weed, national eating disorder awareness month, single on valentines day, valentines day, Valentines day dates, valentines day sex, weathermen, weathermen bloopers, weeks of winter
December 17, 2008
- 4:00 pm
By CC Staff

Even though we don’t want to, sometimes it’s hard not to compare ourselves to other girls. Yes, we may be able to look smoking hot when we try, but then we go out and see someone skinnier than us, or prettier than us, or with a better ass. And, without trying, we immediately give up on nabbing a man because he isn’t going to want us anyway. Not with those girls around.
And that is not OK (and neither are the self-loathing results of today’s daily poll!), especially when you realize what guys really want. Newsflash: it’s not what we have always thought. Ok, so yes, guys do dream about hot girls with big boobs, but that is not what they go for in the real world. According to one guy, what they do want is you. Who knew? Read More »
Tags: Advice, advice from a guy, advice from a man, attractive, ben and jerrys, confidence, hook up, magazines, men, models, relationship, self doubt, self esteem, sex appeal, sexy, shes all that, women
November 4, 2008
- 12:30 pm
By Lauren - University of Michigan
Happy Election Day, everyone! I have been waiting for this day for four freaking years, so I can’t wait to head to the polls and get my vote on. If you aren’t quite as stoked as I am, and think you have better things to do than sit around in a long ass line and submit a ballot (full of things you don’t understand), think again.
There are lots of great reasons to vote. Here are just a few of the biggest and baddest:
1. Exercise your right: There are people in this world who don’t have the right to vote. We do, and that is something we should not take for granted. We are so fortunate to be able to have a say in who leads us, what laws get passed and the future of our country. Being that we are college students, this election effects us the most as we will be the people getting jobs, making changes and moving this country forward. We must not sit back and let other people decide our future!
2. Free donuts: Wear your “I Voted” sticker into a neighborhood Krispy Kreme and get a special election themed donut free!
3. Free coffee: Take that free donut and head to the Bucks where you can get a free tall coffee just for casting your vote. The perfect (free) breakfast.
4. Free ice cream: Go vote early so you can get some free Ben and Jerry’s from 5-8.
5. Free sex toys: Those who vote deserve a little pleasure, so head to Babeland to pick up your free Silver Bullet mini vibrator. This thing totally puts the OH! in Obama.
Seriously, if you don’t care about the future of this country (what is wrong with you!?), then at least vote for the free food. I mean, free Starbucks?! That’s gotta be worth something.
Tags: barack obama, ben and jerrys, campaign, election, election 2008, election day, election results, free coffee, free food for voting, free for voting, free ice cream, free items for voting, free starbucks, free things for voting, i voted, john mccain, krispy kreme, new president, November 4th, polls, polls open, president, Sarah Palin, sex toys, starbucks, vote, voter
September 24, 2008
- 2:00 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: bad for you, beer pong, ben and jerrys, breast milk, britney spears, dancing with the stars, ice cream, IKEA, jail, jamie lynn spears, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, lynne spears, martha stewart, melissa joan hart, milan fashion week, nick hogan, PETA, prada, public places, public sex, runway, Sex, splenda, weight loss, weiners
August 22, 2008
- 12:30 pm
By Kathryn S
100-Calorie Packs are the new Starbucks Skinny Latte. They are taking over the world, one grocery store shelf at a time. Though these snacks are making bank for Kraft Foods, Nabisco, Frito Lay, and every other conglomerate on the single-serving bandwagon, there has been some recent media backlash, which brings to light the fact that:
a) The 100-calorie packs are often more than twice as expensive per ounce as the products they mimic.
b) In meeting the 100-calorie limit, the snacks or sweets inside the packs are sometimes pale imitations of the originals. The 100-calorie Oreos, for example, are 20 mini “chocolate thin crisps.”
c) Smaller portions don’t make snacks good for you, especially when they are as highly-processed as 100-Cal Packs.
Still, as Americans, we have issues with self-control. I can go through a box of Cheez-Its in three days and think nothing of it, until I look at the box and realize I averaged about 5 servings of Cheez-Its a day. So, when a small package helps me know when to stop, I dig it. I do agree with above comment on the 100-calorie Oreos: these are a waste of money. So, friends, what follows is a list of my top five picks. All of these are so tasty, I thank my lucky stars that they are measured out for me in 100 calorie intervals. Read More »
Tags: 100 calorie packs, Baked! Cheetos, ben and jerrys, breyers, calorie, cheetos, chocolate, consumers, craving, cupcake, cupcakes, dessert, diet, doritos, fat, Frito Lay, hersheys, hostess, ice cream, ice cream sandwich, klondike, kraft, Nabisco, nutrition, oreos, peanut butter, popcorn, processed foods, product, smartfood, snacks, starbucks, sunchips, vanilla, yellow cakes
August 8, 2008
- 1:30 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: amy winehouse ice cream, bejing, ben and jerrys, blogger, cotton ball phobia, crack, dancing with the stars, horse tranquilizers, ice cream, labor day, Maury Povich, new kids on the block, olympic games, opening ceremonies, richest kid stars, tara reid