Candy Dish: The People’s Choice Nominees Are Out

• So, who are the people’s favorite A-listers?
• Is that Eva Mendes’ nipple?
• So this is what the Woman of the Year wears…
• Real leather jackets…for under $250?
• The coolest wheelbarrow race I’ve ever seen.
• Joel Madden really doesn’t like Britney’s vajay.

The Celebretard Showdown: Paris vs. Heidi Montag

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, or when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party. So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which D-List celebrity is more annoying, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis.

Candy Dish: Watch Out, Ladies!

Hayden Panettiere is single again.
Lunchtime liposuction?
Online shopping made even easier.…

Candy Dish: Don’t Mess With a Chimpanzee

And this is why my parents wouldn’t let me have a pet chimpanzee.
Lindsay Lohan is skinny c…

Candy Dish: Paris Hilton is Single and Ready to Mingle

And dressed in leather.
$400 of makeup products for free? Sign me up!
Don’t like Obama? He…

Candy Dish: Heels, Mascara, and Turbaconducken?

What every girl should know: A guide to high heels!
Fat Man’s Sex Ramp…yup, itR…

Okay Kiddies! Who Wants to Smell Like Paris Hilton?!

Paris Hilton has a new fragrance that’s called Fairy Dust (note: it is not white, and you c…

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary, August 23

So I know I haven’t written in like forever, but it’s time for me to tell you that me a…

Hump Day? Nope! It’s Break-Up Day!

While you were up way past your bedtime watching Michael Phelps dominate the pool in Beijing, yo…

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: June 26, 2008

Blackberry,
I have been so busy and my life has been so hard. No one understands how hard it is to be…

Paris Hilton Preggers? Save Us

Paris Hilton was caught out on the town last night with the new love-of-her-life, Benji Madden,…

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: April 2, 2008

Dear Blackberry,
I have been sooooo busy; I totally haven’t been able to write to you until now! L…

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: March 11, 2008

Dear Blackberry,
I just got back from Vegas and I am so hungover. Me and Benji spent the whole week…