There is nothing better than meeting – and totally loving – your friend’s boyfriend. You may not think so consciously, but I know deep down everyone fears that they will absolutely hate the boy their best friend falls for.

Either that he will be totally ogre-ish with a unibrow or chest hair that just doesn’t end, or a total dick with pink popped collars and a bracelet. Or, even worse, just an all around asshole.

So when you finally meet the boy of your friend’s dreams and he is totally awesome, it is always cause for one big giant sigh of relief (followed by a night on the town; he probably has awesome friends too, right?).

Well, not always. Not if, like me, you find yourself not only obsessed with friend’s boyfriend, but maybe a teensy tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit in love with him yourself. That, my friends, is just one craptastic situation. Read More »

We’ve all woken up after a night of drunken debauchery and done a little ‘I did what?’ ‘Where am I?’ ‘What’s his name?’ ‘Uhh…sh*t’-type dance.

However, in the wonderful world of college, there are a couple drunken no no’s that you will undoubtedly regret for the rest of your life. So I’ve put together for all you fabulous collegiate foxes, a list of what-not-to-do’s, even at your sloppiest. Repeat these in your sleep.

1. Hook up with your best and extremely platonic guy friend. Yiiikes. Some girls are able to bounce back, laugh it off with the guy and ma-hoooove on, but for the majority of us, you will endure an extremely awkward and confusing game of avoiding him desperately. There are some extremely rewarding friendships that need not be messed with. So. Just. Don’t.

2. Lap dances. They seem like a great idea at the time. Woo yeah, I’m the fun dancing girl! No, my lady, no. You will most likely knock something important and expensive over with your flailing “sexy” moves, and worst of all, at college parties, it is likely that at least 80% of the guests will have cameras.

Talk about a Kodak moment. Read More »