Beyoncé slayed America. She slayed my soul. She slayed some dragons.
Because I can't say, "This is what to expect at the VMAs this year," I'm just going to make a few guesses based on the nominations and mostly, just the people I like, and tell you all to tune in because, it's the freakin' VMA
She also copies Lana Del Rey.
She is going to prove that Blue came out of her uterus and not Bey's in court.
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Saturday night Queen Bey took to Instagram to post a picture that basically says, "LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM." The pants-less Instagram pic shows Beyoncé in an oversized jersey sporting the last name Carter and a number four.
You know you shining when thirsty alleged mistresses come out of the woodwork and release singles the same week as you.
But that's not what got people talking. Beyoncé addresses the infamous elevator incident between her sister Solange and husband Jay-z. "Of course sometimes sh*t go down when it's a billion dollars on the elevator," she sings of the incident.
BlindGossip was the original source for all this gossip and today they solved yet another piece of the crazy puzzle. And this time it involves Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, too. Hold on to your hats.
It's basically common knowledge that Jay has cheated on Beyonce in the back, back days.
With the conclusion of their "On the Run" tour, we could be seeing the conclusion of their marriage contract as well.
The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer will be released this Thursday, July 24th. At least that's what Beyonce just posted to her Instagram.
Add it up: Beyoncé is an outfit stealer!
Watch Beyoncé's impeccable performances at home because you could not afford to see them live.
About 150% of Beyoncé's songs are about infidelity,
Watch here and be jealous you weren't front row to sing/sob "Halo" like an idiot.
"One time Beyoncé jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, 'What the f-ck?"
The tell-all will supposedly be about their estranged cheating father, Jay's infidelity, Beyoncé's fake baby bump and Destiny's Child drama.
The "Bonnie and Clyde" narrative is probably the truest of Beyoncé and Jay Z. Any couple this united and this successful has probably had to destroy some lives along the way to world domination.
Though the incident happened two Mondays ago, the trio has tried their damndest to distract us from the drama. Is it working?
Without further delay we now present you the greatest swerve, dodge, pivot, get out the way of the spray of lethal bullets coming . . . in history.
I think the Carters reacted the way a 44-year-old man and 32-year-old man should react: with maturity and without more violence.
If this is anything like the On The Run Tour, then we have a lot to look forward to.
"Beyoncé, Miley and Pharrell aren’t just accidental feminists — they’ve actively promoted women’s empowerment through their songs, videos, and interviews, making feminism an explicit part of their respective public images. With their help, this was the year of pop feminism."
Beyoncé and Jay Z are touring together. This is going to be the ultimate illuminati ritual that opens the 7th circle of hell.