After Googling various permutations of "Beyoncé" and "kale" I found the holy grail of stupid, overpriced sweatshirts that celebrities wear.
"The girl who was the leader of Destiny's Child and got mad when the other girls got solo parts so she went solo."
Beyoncé is flawless. You, my friend, are not.
We all know Beyonce and Jay Z's were the highlight because they are just too cute together and have enough chemistry to make up for a rather low key performance.
A bunch of celebrities opened up about how they lost their virginity, and the stories range from the typical to the WTF (John Stamos, I'm lookin' at you).
Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to…
In this video Kelly Rowland describes herself as the "second lead vocalist" which in Destiny's Child she absolutely was only to find Beyonce snickering and rolling her eyes in the corner, like, "Really bitch?"
We seemed to forget that culturally we were losing patience with the prissy, uptight diva-yes, I said it.
It is the holiday season so what better way to celebrate than to pit adorable babies against each other? WHO WILL WIN? NOBODY WINS, THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.
Our Queen did not want to party at an exclusive club or trendy hotspot. She wanted to get drunk and Whac-a-Mole with her BFFs, and no one was gonna stop her.
Over the past few days, the internet has been all abuzz over Beyonce's stunning new visual album. It's amazing because... Beyonce. But for those of us feminist nerds out there, one of the most exciting parts of all this is that we're witnessing Beyonce's feminist evolution.
We already know that she is flawless, that she is technically skilled but we've never seen her navigate such troubling, bold waters before. It just feels more raw than she has ever been.
Beyonce dropped an album entitled "Beyonce: The Visual" overnight which has 14 songs and 17 music videos.
There is a flying Beyonce meme because the internet is an incredible place where all your dreams will come true . . . and then shattered to pieces in a instant. Let's stick to the first part, though, yeah?
That's right, we're obsessed and ain't no one gonna stop us! We love glitter all the livelong day, livelong year and livelong life. And with the holidays finally here, we have an excuse to rock it every day (not that we actually needed an excuse!).
Look at the cute little baby with a Jay Z face and Beyonce's eyebrows
He filmed himself doing somethin' real nasty.
Mrs. Carter is aging quite gracefully and if I looked like one of Beyonce's ingrown hairs at any point in my life, I would be satisfied.
On America's Next Top Mode, Tyra would always say to the models if it's a men's photo shoot stick your booty and chest out, if it's a women's magazine create awkward shapes and minimize the sex appeal. Her tactics hold true.
Are you digging this Gatsby-inspired 'do?
Beyonce is new weave-yonce. Damn, she looking fly.
A while ago I did a post called, "15 Pictures That Prove Miley Is More Ratchet Than You." The comments accused me of being racist.
Apparently, some photos of Beyonce drinking wine have surfaced--thus negating any chance of her being pregnant with Jay-Z's spawn.
Her song "Dirty Laundry" shows that she has had a lot of unresolved feelings about Beyoncé's fame and having to hold in the fact that she was in an abusive relationship.
"She has been trying to get pregnant for the past year or so, but it’s just not happening. Plus, publicity was a nightmare with the last baby. She was completely stressed out about baby bumps and weight and photos and clothes and rumors, and she really doesn’t want to go through that again!"