The tell-all will supposedly be about their estranged cheating father, Jay's infidelity, Beyoncé's fake baby bump and Destiny's Child drama.
The "Bonnie and Clyde" narrative is probably the truest of Beyoncé and Jay Z. Any couple this united and this successful has probably had to destroy some lives along the way to world domination.
Though the incident happened two Mondays ago, the trio has tried their damndest to distract us from the drama. Is it working?
Without further delay we now present you the greatest swerve, dodge, pivot, get out the way of the spray of lethal bullets coming . . . in history.
I think the Carters reacted the way a 44-year-old man and 32-year-old man should react: with maturity and without more violence.
If this is anything like the On The Run Tour, then we have a lot to look forward to.
"Beyoncé, Miley and Pharrell aren’t just accidental feminists — they’ve actively promoted women’s empowerment through their songs, videos, and interviews, making feminism an explicit part of their respective public images. With their help, this was the year of pop feminism."
Beyoncé and Jay Z are touring together. This is going to be the ultimate illuminati ritual that opens the 7th circle of hell.
"Sallie Mae pay off my tuition fast. I had financial aid it shouldn't be this vast. Scholarships and grades coming out my ass. Dean's list and good grades, top of my class."
Beyoncé and Jay Z are going to tour together this summer.
Men can be with a perfect 10 and still wonder if they could bag an 11.
She woke up like dis or did she?
"The old lessons of submissiveness and fragility made us victims. Women are so much more than that. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist—whatever you want to be—and still be a sexual being."
Need a hanky, y'all?
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor. But what kind of liquor? A top shelf bottle of tequila? Maybe some Stoli O? Firefly? Leave it to Joan Smalls (the model of Yoncé music video fame) to go in and lick Bey's boobie to find out.
The word "bossy" doesn't really get to the core of why women leaders are received negatively.
"She is putting herself in a category of a feminist, but then the camera, it felt very male, such a male voyeuristic experience of her."
To most, Beyoncé appears to be some sort of beauty queen android or like she is trying too hard to convince us her poop doesn't stink, according to Beyoncé Fan Fiction she is merely a vegan superhuman with magical powers.
After Googling various permutations of "Beyoncé" and "kale" I found the holy grail of stupid, overpriced sweatshirts that celebrities wear.
"The girl who was the leader of Destiny's Child and got mad when the other girls got solo parts so she went solo."
Beyoncé is flawless. You, my friend, are not.
We all know Beyonce and Jay Z's were the highlight because they are just too cute together and have enough chemistry to make up for a rather low key performance.
A bunch of celebrities opened up about how they lost their virginity, and the stories range from the typical to the WTF (John Stamos, I'm lookin' at you).
Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to marry men? The lady with...
In this video Kelly Rowland describes herself as the "second lead vocalist" which in Destiny's Child she absolutely was only to find Beyonce snickering and rolling her eyes in the corner, like, "Really bitch?"