The "Bonnie and Clyde" narrative is probably the truest of Beyoncé and Jay Z. Any couple this united and this successful has probably had to destroy some lives along the way to world domination.
Though the incident happened two Mondays ago, the trio has tried their damndest to distract us from the drama. Is it working?
Without further delay we now present you the greatest swerve, dodge, pivot, get out the way of the spray of lethal bullets coming . . . in history.
I think the Carters reacted the way a 44-year-old man and 32-year-old man should react: with maturity and without more violence.
If this is anything like the On The Run Tour, then we have a lot to look forward to.
"Beyoncé, Miley and Pharrell aren’t just accidental feminists — they’ve actively promoted women’s empowerment through their songs, videos, and interviews, making feminism an explicit part of their respective public images. With their help, this was the year of pop feminism."
Beyoncé and Jay Z are touring together. This is going to be the ultimate illuminati ritual that opens the 7th circle of hell.
"Sallie Mae pay off my tuition fast. I had financial aid it shouldn't be this vast. Scholarships and grades coming out my ass. Dean's list and good grades, top of my class."
Beyoncé and Jay Z are going to tour together this summer.
Men can be with a perfect 10 and still wonder if they could bag an 11.
She woke up like dis or did she?
"The old lessons of submissiveness and fragility made us victims. Women are so much more than that. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist—whatever you want to be—and still be a sexual being."
Need a hanky, y'all?
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor. But what kind of liquor? A top shelf bottle of tequila? Maybe some Stoli O? Firefly? Leave it to Joan Smalls (the model of Yoncé music video fame) to go in and lick Bey's boobie to find out.
The word "bossy" doesn't really get to the core of why women leaders are received negatively.
"She is putting herself in a category of a feminist, but then the camera, it felt very male, such a male voyeuristic experience of her."
To most, Beyoncé appears to be some sort of beauty queen android or like she is trying too hard to convince us her poop doesn't stink, according to Beyoncé Fan Fiction she is merely a vegan superhuman with magical powers.
After Googling various permutations of "Beyoncé" and "kale" I found the holy grail of stupid, overpriced sweatshirts that celebrities wear.
"The girl who was the leader of Destiny's Child and got mad when the other girls got solo parts so she went solo."
Beyoncé is flawless. You, my friend, are not.
We all know Beyonce and Jay Z's were the highlight because they are just too cute together and have enough chemistry to make up for a rather low key performance.
A bunch of celebrities opened up about how they lost their virginity, and the stories range from the typical to the WTF (John Stamos, I'm lookin' at you).
Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to...
In this video Kelly Rowland describes herself as the "second lead vocalist" which in Destiny's Child she absolutely was only to find Beyonce snickering and rolling her eyes in the corner, like, "Really bitch?"
We seemed to forget that culturally we were losing patience with the prissy, uptight diva-yes, I said it.
It is the holiday season so what better way to celebrate than to pit adorable babies against each other? WHO WILL WIN? NOBODY WINS, THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.
Our Queen did not want to party at an exclusive club or trendy hotspot. She wanted to get drunk and Whac-a-Mole with her BFFs, and no one was gonna stop her.
Over the past few days, the internet has been all abuzz over Beyonce's stunning new visual album. It's amazing because... Beyonce. But for those of us feminist nerds out there, one of the most exciting parts of all this is that we're witnessing Beyonce's feminist evolution.
We already know that she is flawless, that she is technically skilled but we've never seen her navigate such troubling, bold waters before. It just feels more raw than she has ever been.
Beyonce dropped an album entitled "Beyonce: The Visual" overnight which has 14 songs and 17 music videos.
There is a flying Beyonce meme because the internet is an incredible place where all your dreams will come true . . . and then shattered to pieces in a instant. Let's stick to the first part, though, yeah?
That's right, we're obsessed and ain't no one gonna stop us! We love glitter all the livelong day, livelong year and livelong life. And with the holidays finally here, we have an excuse to rock it every day (not that we actually needed an excuse!).
Look at the cute little baby with a Jay Z face and Beyonce's eyebrows
He filmed himself doing somethin' real nasty.
Mrs. Carter is aging quite gracefully and if I looked like one of Beyonce's ingrown hairs at any point in my life, I would be satisfied.
On America's Next Top Mode, Tyra would always say to the models if it's a men's photo shoot stick your booty and chest out, if it's a women's magazine create awkward shapes and minimize the sex appeal. Her tactics hold true.