Holy Sh*t, That’s a Big Baby

Okay, so every morning as I inhale my coffee and wait for it to shake me out of my eye-crusties-bed-head-I-hate-my-life morning state (if I could inject the caffeine right into my veins I totally would), I surf the Internet, check some emails, you know the deal.

But this morning, the coffee was totally unnecessary as I was jolted out of my sleepwalk by this ridiculous picture. WTF did this woman in Indonesia eat to birth a freaking toddler! Yes, that’s a 19 pound baby. That was resting inside some woman’s stomach.

(Editor’s Note: This just in: that behemoth isn’t even the biggest baby of all time. He lost…by 4 pounds.)

Birth control, I love you.