Good News For Girls With A$$e$

 

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Ok, so we all know that big booties drive men crazy. I mean, look at the effects of celebrities like Kim Kardashian, J. Lo, and Beyonce have on any warm-blooded male. But as it turns out, having an apple bottom can also help prevent certain diseases.Studies at Harvard Medical School showed that having a bottom-heavy body shape can help prevent Type 2 Diabetes. (Editor’s Note: Looks like I’m safe from that… forever.) Fats stored in or around your fine a$$ help make better use of insulin, the hormone that regulates blood sugar.

Researchers say it’s not so much where the fat is stored, however, but the kind of fat stored in the booty, which proves that not all fat is bad for your health.

Well amen for that! My brother’s been teasing me about my rather large badonkadonk for as long as I can remember. I used to hate it since he insisted it needed its own area code, but I like to consider it one of my better assets these days. And the one thing keeping me healthy.

Looks like having a fat ass isn’t all that bad. I think Sir Mix-a-Lot said it best when he said “Shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt.”

Does Your Ass Need Some Padding? You’re In Luck.

buttOkay, okay, get the J-Lo and J-Biel jokes out…

Since “butt pads” are now all the rage, it makes one wonder…is homegirl using artificial cushion?

Lots of people are supposedly using these for “riding bikes”, (yea right, Team Estrogen) but you know that’s just a lie.

More and more men are diggin’ curvy women these days – just as Tyra. So I wouldn’t be surprised if padded underwear is mostly worn to attract the opposite sex and flaunt these upgraded assets.

You can find them all over the Internet. They range from basic to just plain awkward looking.

Damn, girl! For 30 bucks, your ass could be bigger than J-Lo’s! Well, almost. Read More »