Since finals are over, college is coming to an end and I’ve been locked in the library for the past 3 weeks, I decided it was time to get my sex life back into motion. And as we all well know, the first step on that journey is a little bikini waxing action.

I have to admit; I am a bit of a conservative when it comes to waxing. Not that I don’t like the idea of going bare down there, but I am … well, a pussy (no pun intended). I just don’t like the idea of having some woman get that close to my hoo-hoo and inflict that much pain. Not to mention the fact that Brazilian waxes also include a little butt crack waxing. Yikes.

I also have been going to the same woman for years. I feel like we have a bond so deep that she won’t judge me when I come in after a long wax-free winter. Unfortunately, though, Rosa was busy this morning so I was forced to try someone new.

My friends all recommended some lady, so I decided to try her out.

Upon arriving at the salon, I was seated on a plush red couch and told to wait for Mila. I pictured Mila to be a large Russian woman with long wispy hairs growing from her upper lip, an oversized bosom and orthopedic shoes. You can imagine my surprise, then, when a tall leggy blonde wearing snakeskin pants approached me. Yes, snakeskin pants. Read More »