So I never really knew how to felt about Megan Fox…especially after she made her debut in Michael Bay’s blockbuster hit, “Transformers.” I initially hated her cause she was smackin’ her pillowy lips on my hot (dream) bf Shia LaBeouf. Throughout the movie she basically was eye candy for all the men while all the ladies just rolled our eyes until Shia came on-screen.

But the more I’ve read her interviews, where she really, really speaks her mind and basically doesn’t give a care about anything or anyone in the world, I think I am starting to appreciate her brash honesty, which is refreshing to read in comparison to all the blonde, bimbo-ish Hollywood mannequins that we currently have in the industry.

Ever since it was announced that she was dropped as Shia’s love interest (shocker! I know) from the third Transformers movie, so many people have been wondering whether she was fired (because she called Michael Bay a Nazi during one of her interviews, nice one Fox) or she chose to step down because apparently, Bay really does act like a Nazi on movie sets.

Whichever story is true, we will never know (Hollywood is sneaky like that), but it’s already been announced that Bay has already found Fox’s replacement, Victoria’s Secret model Rosie-Huntington Whitely, whom he worked with while shooting an ad for the lingerie company. Even though I absolutely loved and adored the past two Transformers movies (I know, I’m a nerd like that and plus…another reason for me to be reunited with Shia), I have finally realized that the reason why Michael Bay is still in bizness is because he casts really gorgeous girls whom none of us can ever attain to and plays with cool explosions. Somehow that makes a blockbuster movie, shame.

It’s sad really, that Hollywood and Tinseltown has come down to this. I’m pretty sure Bay wanted Fox to scram after she whined and sounded off to the media about how much she hated working with him. I mean, I would be pretty angry too if I were a director that made someone super, super famous and that person just ended up bashing on me. But whatever the case is, it’s now been established that Michael Bay only casts really pretty girls so he can belittle them on set.

Hollywood is so elite.

I could go on, but I think you get the gist: Robin Williams is ending his 19-year marriage to Marcia Garces Williams, the former nanny of his child with another wife, Valerie Valardi (holy baby mama drama, Batman!). REPORTS cite “irreconcilable differences.”

All I can say is: sad face.

Who cares if his volume of body hair exceeds that of any animal featured alongside him in Jumanji? Robin Williams is a wildly talented and totally hilarious mofo, with a pretty extensive acting range–he was behind the greatest story of forbidden love ever, FernGully, and then went on to win an Oscar for his role in Good Will Hunting.

So, in the wake of this devastating news, I’m going to go back in Robin Williams time and think about all the interesting movies he has done…

#5: Mrs. Doubtfire

Talk about character development! But more importantly, talk about how ADORABLE Matthew Lawrence is!! What’s he up to these days, anyway? Do you think he’s single?…Perhaps looking to mingle? Wait, where was I–Oh, right!

#4: RV

Did you even see it? Yeah, didn’t think so–then you wouldn’t know how AWESOME it actually wa–fine. I can’t do this. That movie really was awful. Can I try again?

#4: Flubber

Upgrade! It was nice to see Williams return to his science-fiction roots, which he hadn’t since his Mork and Mindy days.

#3: Jumanji

I didn’t already make the joke about him being hairy like the animals in the film, did I? I did? Crap. How about…there were…lots of…pretty…colors…?

#2: Aladdin

I think a fun drinking game would be a shot for every new voice and impression he ROCKS as the Genie. Or for every homo-erotic reference he, again, rocks as the Genie. If you like where I’m going with this, please see The Birdcage (which has received an Honorable Mention on this list, due to it oozing FIERCENESS!).

#1: Hook

Take a deep breath and just embrace it: this is the greatest movie. Of all time.

So stay strong, Robin Williams. The world loves and needs you in all of your improving, impersonating, intense-stream-of-consciousness glory.

No, Lindsay Lohan, I’m not talking about cocaine. I’m talking about TV on DVD. There is nothing I love more than dropping into Best Buy and picking up two or three seasons of various shows. Some I may have seen, and some I have not, but like any good addict, I understand that one is never enough.

My first real DVD binge was on Grey’s Anatomy. Bored and home sick one day, I went to Blockbuster and ended up picking up the first disk of the first season. When the disk had finished I needed more. I had to know what happened, and immediately I grabbed my things and copped the first two seasons at WalMart.

I thought it would last, but in two days I was fresh out of Meredith and McDreamy. I didn’t really sleep in those two days, because I would just say to myself “one more episode, then bed.” But I was hooked and like Whitney to crack, I would run to the DVD player to put in a new disk.

I don’t indulge that often anymore. I have also figured out that quality comedy shows on DVD are better for the TV junkie. You cannot possibly watch five season of Family Guy without wanting to shoot yourself afterwards.

One or two episodes feels great, and then I’m satisfied. Other suggestions for those who cannot waste half their day watching the fourth season of Dawson’s Creek, The Daily Show, Chappelle’s Show, Robot Chicken, and South Park.

If you are a real junkie, take two weeks off from work and run out to buy The Sopranos, Lost, and Sex in the City. These three will keep you staring at your TV for a nice long time.

Here are my top five DVD seasons to own:

1. Family Guy, Season 3. We meet Herbert the creepy old man, and the show has quite become as scattered as it is now. Like some of the episodes actually have plots.

2. Grey’s Anatomy, Seasons 1 and 2. Ok so I know I’m cheating a little bit by putting two seasons in one section, but you cannot possibly get into Grey’s without the first season. You have to meet the characters, love them, and consider a career in medicine before really enjoying the second season. Oh and did I mention Denny, Izzy’s heart transplanted fiancé who appears in season 2? He’s so pretty.

3. Sex and the City, Season 4. This season was so funny. Samantha tries to seduce a priest, Adien proposes to Carrie, Charlotte’s husband Trey can’t get it up.

4. Lost Season 1, and by default the rest of the seasons. You can’t watch one season of Lost and leave it alone. It’s impossible, don’t even try to resist it. I avoided Lost for a long time but fell of the wagon last summer in a heat wave. Didn’t leave my couch.

5. The Sopranos, Season 5. No weird dream sequences, just straight up mobsters. The Season was hands down the best season of the show shocking us every episode. How can they kill Adrianna? Because this show can do whatever it wants. Also, Steve Buschemi appears as Tony’s cousin.

Jessica Simpson is set to rake in 3 million dollars to renew her deal with the pimple poppers over at Proactiv.

Basically, this means she gets more money than she gets to star in all of her blockbuster Hollywood films…to just stay kinda pretty and smile a lot. But get this! In the past, Jessica the Genius has gone on record saying that it was the prescription Accutane that cleared up her zits.

It wasn’t until she signed a contract with Proactiv in 2005 that she had what seems like a change of heart:

“I just had so much build up and so many clogged pores that once I started using Proactiv Solution, my face was just shining. I’m passionate about Proactiv because it worked for me and it gave me so much confidence.“

Maybe her face was shining because she’d returned to being excessively oily after the effects of Accutane wore off. Or maybe she’s just, you know, lying to make a ton of cash for putting in almost no effort.

It doesn’t really matter what Jess says because I don’t know about Proactiv anyway.

It always seemed like such a scam. I’ve tried it twice and all it’s managed to do was face my face smell like a foot. Not to mention drying it out so bad that I had to stay in bed and let it heal.

I had to let me face heal. My face!

So forget Proactiv and forget Jessica Simpson…they’re lying, she’s lying…it’s all the name of the game.

Besides, I wouldn’t trust a company that uses Britney Spears as a spokesperson for beauty.