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After Lohan got into a drunken strung out car crash just a little over a month ago a gram of cocaine was found in her glove compartment finally affirming what everyone already knew: Lindsay Lohan does drugs. How convenient that an alcohol monitoring bracelet can in fact only detect alcohol

go figure.

But on the plus side for Lindz, it has no way to trace cocaine binges, ecstasy filled weekends or some top of the line gangah. Although not drinking keeps a belligerent Lindsay off the long and winding Hollywood roads she has now been let loose on the club scene once again but this time she really is holding a red bull.

Now 21 the former child star can’t seem to rid herself of scandal and intrigue.

With hacked MySpaces, paparazzi brigades and whacked out parents Lindsay is our favorite bad girl that we never thought was good. Gone are the days of Britney proclaiming “Oops I did it again”, this is the dawning of the “I did it again, and what?” age which was ignited by a pack of Hollywood socialites self destructing all at once but look absolutely fabulous while going down. Jailed, pregnant, drug overdosed, rehabbed with cases pending, divorced with two babies and a shaved head. No it’s not this seasons Jerry Springer line up it’s how Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears spent their summer.

The sad part is that these ultra rich ultra powerful girls have no guidance or support, just a check book and limitless possibilities. When alcohol monitoring bracelets become a fashion statement is all hope lost? We hope not but in the meantime you can get your black monitoring anklet for free at a county courthouse near you.

– Theresa Bennett

Star Magazine (not known for it’s hard hitting reporting) is claiming LiLo used Whip-its in rehab, mixing them with cold medicine and staying high until she was caught.

“At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high” Star repots, “but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.”

For those of you who didn’t grow up in middle class suburbia, Whip-its are nitrous oxide canisters that are commonly used for cooking and baking purposes. According to the Urban Dictionary, It is also the act of inhaling the nitrous oxide out of normal, household products like whipped cream cans. One of the lamer ways of getting high (not that I think getting high is cool. I listened in my D.A.R.E classes, alright?!), most whi-pit users are total burnout druggies or 6th grade kids pretending to be badass

Here’s hoping million dollar party girl Lindsay isn’t resorting to such tacky behavior, but if she is, I recommend a meeting between her and Britney. They may be the trailer trash sister neither has ever had.

According to a “real” Gchat between Lohan and a celebslam.com owner, the photos were stolen from her computer by a hacker who left a file on her desktop letting her know of his dirty deed. The pre-rehab pics are naked photos of Lindsay taken by ex-boy Calum Best.

In the Gchat, she warns CelebSlam editor Nick that her lawyers have already been notified of the missing pics. Nick notes at the bottom of the chat that Lohan’s Gmail address is real and is not the email address released to the public earlier in the year.

I’m not sure why Lindsay is so heated about the pics; doesn’t she remember America seeing her Poonan when the paps snapped her photo sans undies? It’s really nothing we haven’t seen before.

But to the hacker who stole the pics, I say thanks. Not that I want to see Lindsay’s lady bits again, but celebrity news has gotten a little boring since LiLo got sober. It’s good she’s still sticking to her new post-alky life-plan (reportedly only drinking water and Red Bull at Pure Nightclub in Vegas) but a little Lindsay drama is sometimes just what a girl needs.

So welcome back, Lindsay. Welcome Back.

Perez Hilton is reporting that Ms. Blohan was involved in an accident early Saturday morning in LA. “Her car was towed, she went to the hospital to treat injuries” and was also allegedly found to be intoxicated.

Here’s hoping Lohan will have to go to court, be charged, and sent to jail like everyone’s favorite blond heiress. It’s time stupid celebrities start paying for their mistakes like the rest of us. No more taps on the wrist and rehab stints. A rendezvous in a nice steel-bar bungalow is the only way to teach Hollywood’s worst that they’re not above the law.

What do you think, lovelies? Jail too harsh for Lohan, or just right?

I couldn’t find one guy, straight or otherwise, who wasn’t obsessed with Since U Been Gone. (i.e, this)

People in Kelly’s camp are not taking this situation lightly, as poor Kelly is being slammed for not going with her previous team of producers and songwriters for her album, My December, with a release date that has been held off until July 24th as a result of all the disagreements. Instead, Kelly opted to take a more original, authentic route by penning the majority of the songs herself.

So far, her noble efforts havn’t worked so well. Clarkson’s label hates her stuff so much, that they went so far as to pawn Lindsay Lohan songs from her last album, on to Kelly, as if no one would notice the same song on both CD’s!

According to People, Kelly broke it down for MTV in a juicy and lengthy confession:

“My label literally sent me a Lindsay Lohan track from her last album and wanted me to record it for my new album…and while I like Lindsay Lohan, like I’m cool with her and I think she sings the song well … it’s already been on an album. I don’t care what pop star it is.”

“They were just sending me stuff that was like almost insulting. I’m like, ‘You can’t even find new songs?….Everybody always wants me to go in different directions. Obviously they’re a record label so they need to sell records. They want the formula writers and the formula producers that do everybody else’s stuff, and while I love some of those people…and I don’t mind working with that…I just don’t like working with someone that gives you a song and is like, ‘Oh, I wrote this for you.’ But you find out that they’ve given it to every other artist and they turned it down, you know?”

Whatever. I feel bad for Kelly. She’s actually got talent, and she knows, and I know, and we all know that it would be a huge insult to have everyone you work with try and pass down singles from other young, pop starlets in an effort to bring more success to an upcoming album – especially if it’s a song that has already been featured on another recent album, and especially if that other recent album was Lohan’s. Blugh!

I wish Kelly luck. The music industry seems extremely frustrating, demanding and unfair, no matter how you look at it. Her new CD probably won’t be half as successful as her last one, but atleast her integrity will stay intact.

And that’s a hell of a lot more than other “pop stars” can say these days.

Our favorite media whore’s movie tanked over the weekend, bringing in a meager $5.8 million dollars. Georgia Rule made half of the horror sequel 28 Weeks Later’s 10 million and one tenth of Spider Man 3’s 60 million.

Ms. Redhead-blond-black-blondish red hasn’t made a hit movie since Mean Girls, and continues to have bit parts in films that do just okay (Bobby, Prairie Home Companion) or staring roles in shit fests like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. In addition to drug and sex issues, Blohan seems to have a disability when it comes to picking good scripts. Either that, or her wild and annoying behavior is keeping people away from her movies.

It’s strange to me that everyone who works with her calls her “amazing” and “delightful”. Is she really? Or are they just afraid of what would happen to their careers should they say what may actually be the case: she’s an alright actress, I guess. Mostly she’s just young and stupid. Is Lindsay really as great as everyone claims she is? Is she really as talented as Hollywood would like us to believe? Or is she just a celebrity who acts as a hobby and parties for a living?

Whatever happens to little miss media, I can’t say I’ll be cheering or crying about it one way or another. I’m over her. Obviously, I’ll still be here to watch her downfall, but that’s because I’m a glutton for celebrity stupidity. But interested in her feelings and viewing her as a real, live, person?

Not until she stops acting like a spoiled brat, and starts acting in good movies.

Yes as disqusting as it may be, Page Six reports that Dina Lohan hit the red carpet at last night’s “Georgia Rule” premiere in NYC, as a “special correspondant” for Entertainment Tonight. ET says “We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.” WTF ET??? Are you so irresponsible that you would allow a mother to profit off her own daughter’s addictions for a mere ratings boost? You both deserve eachother, you miserable, ignorant sluts.

It’s no secret that Dina Lohan has been vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s plus-sized chair on the View. And to her defense, what could be better for her acting reel than an on air ET exclusive? I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised by any of this.

Apparantly this isn’t the first time the elder Blohan and Entertainment Tonight have profitted together off of Lindsay’s misfortunes. On LiLo’s last rehab stint, Dina brought ET cameras inside the rehab facility for yet another exclusive. With all these heart-felt, public displays of motherly love, it is very difficult to understand how the young Hollywood starlet could have so many problems.

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When Lindsay Lohan said rehab, what she really meant was a few weeks to rest up so I can party even harder.

According to everyone’s favorite gossip whore, Lindsay Lohan was recently caught—on tape—celebrating St. Coke’s Day in a bathroom stall at Teddy’s nightclub in Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel.

The person who taped Lohan doing things such as shoving a finger up a friend’s nose to help her snort a few bumps is an alleged “friend” who is worried Lohan’s ways are going to buy her a one way ticket to that movie theater in the sky. The “friend” leaked the video to the press “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.”

In addition to sometimes snorting “20 big lines” of cocaine by herself, Lindsay is an apparent sex manic, claiming to whoever will listen that she’s slept with “James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco”, as well as messing around with Leonardo DiCaprio.

—How that girl was able stomach James Blunt naked I’ll never know. Guess snorting and drinking yourself into oblivion is the only way—

Who knows if this rumor is true. But if it is, let me be the first to say that I’m officially turning in my Lindsay Lohan fan card. I know, I can’t believe I’ve liked her this long either, but there’s no way I’m supporting a lush who blows her cash on drugs and spends more time sleeping with dudes than she does choosing good scripts. From now on, no one is allowed to call her “brilliant” anymore. If she’s really stupid enough to blow her looks and fame and “talent” (which is still up for discussion) on drugs and trysts with James “pasty” Blunt, than she’s about as far from “brilliant” as a person can get.

So many parties, so little time – to sleep. What is a girl to do when the coffee, Red Bull and B-12 shots just ain’t cutting it? NinjaDude.com reports that Lindsay Lohan has found a solution to this age old dilema.

Blohan, seen here leaving a NYC club on St. Patty’s day sports a “mysterious white substance in her left nostril evidently aiding in her excitement level for the evening.”

Lindsay, a bit of advise: Try Crack. It doesn’t stick to your face.

But on a serious note, for all of you that need more info on the condition known as “Blo-nose,” please check this out.