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Mar 5, 2013Entertainment
Ashley Tisdale and New BF Enjoy Themselves South of the Border

Ashley Tisdale and New BF Enjoy Themselves South of the Border

But, really, does anyone even care? I'd rather focus on the horribly unfortunate timing and angle of this photograph.

May 31, 2011Love
He Said/She Said: Gettin’ Down with Goin’ Down

He Said/She Said: Gettin’ Down with Goin’ Down

My best friend and I have a lot in common. We both love baked ziti, shoes, Robin Williams movies and playing with makeup. But as much as we can talk for hours and hours about the beauty of a designer stiletto or the genius that is Mrs. Doubtfire, there's one thing we can't seem to agree on: Oral sex.

Feb 1, 2011Love
He Said/She Said: Returning The Favor

He Said/She Said: Returning The Favor

In the economics of relationships, things seem relatively simple. You invest parts of you in hopes of getting something in return, be it love, affection, respect or in some cases of a Tiffany’s princess cut. The same applies to the economics of sex.

Dec 31, 2010Love
Friday Faves: He Said/She Said – Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby

Friday Faves: He Said/She Said – Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby

I have spent 8 years (not continuously) with my mouth between a dude's legs, and while I finally know that I'm good at it (one fine young man - whose name I do not know - exclaimed, "Wow! That was good!"), I still don't love all the work is involved.

Aug 22, 2010Love
The Morning After: The Nerves Won

The Morning After: The Nerves Won

After four long and frustrating years of sexual tension, my high school crush and I finally had our first hot makeout sesh the first week of college. That is if you consider making out with some nature special about tarantulas playing in the background to be hot. Regardless, it happened and I was oh so excited.

Jul 28, 2010
7 Reasons You Should Never Date a Bro

7 Reasons You Should Never Date a Bro

hen you think of Megan Fox, a lot of words probably rush to mind: hot, rich, talented, eccentric, lucky, sexy, gorgeous, every man’s fantasy. Well, BroBible.com is telling us this isn’t quite the case, listing 10 reasons why they deem the starlet “un-dateable”. Well, guess what, guys? Looks like you’re sporting some serious deal-breakers, too.

Jun 3, 2010Love
Sexy Time: Let These Be Your Guide

Sexy Time: Let These Be Your Guide

I just finished my freshman year of college and I have never had a boyfriend. In fact, the most experience I have sexually is making out. This is not due to religious beliefs, being a prude, or anything like that. I went to an all girls school on the west coast since kindergarten, and I was just so busy all the time, I never really had the chance to start a relationship. My problem is that I really want to be more experienced.

Apr 9, 2010Love
Duke It Out: Going Down

Duke It Out: Going Down

We all have our own definitions of what does and doesn’t count as sex. There’s the classic, “just the tip doesn’t count” or the frat party anthem, “if I can’t remember it, it doesn’t count” or, my personal favorite, “he didn’t get off so it doesn’t count.” But apparently there’s a whole new level of not counting at college – according to a survey at the University of Kentucky, only 20% of students think oral sex counts as sex.

Jan 21, 2010Love
Sexy Time: The Art of Giving the Perfect BJ

Sexy Time: The Art of Giving the Perfect BJ

Jenna Jameson taught me how to give a blow job. I never got a private lesson (no matter how many emails my boyfriend sent begging her), but I found her fool proof tips tucked away on page 108 of her autobiography, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star. It’s actually a really interesting read (especially compared to the 18th Century Lit I've been reading) and I recommend you go out and buy it.

Dec 29, 2009Love
Bad Advice Women Get: Grape Expectations

Bad Advice Women Get: Grape Expectations

Starting this week, I’m going to be taking a look at the advice that falls into the “moronic” end of that spectrum. If I can convince even one girl to reconsider whatever’s being professed in her glossy of choice, I’ll sleep a little better at night.

Nov 11, 2009Love
Foolproof Outs for Oral

Foolproof Outs for Oral

We all have those days when the last thing we want in and around our mouth is our boyfriend’s Little General. Let's be honest, sometimes the art of fellatio can be quite a chore. But denying our man what he most wants doesn’t come without guilt. While flat out rejection seems like cruel and unusual punishment, there are some foolproof excuses that will lessen the blow of the job-not done.

Sep 17, 2009Love
Sexy Time: How To Be Great In Bed

Sexy Time: How To Be Great In Bed

I’m just gonna say it, I’m good in bed. I might be a little arrogant about it, but a big part of good sex is confidence, so I think it’s OK to be a bit smug. A lot of girls are insecure about their performance in the bedroom, but there’s really no reason to be. Being good in bed is much simpler then you think.

Sep 16, 2009Love
Ask A Dude: Why Won’t He Sleep With Me?

Ask A Dude: Why Won’t He Sleep With Me?

Hi Dude, I started hooking up with this guy in early February and I've done things to him (you know what I mean), but I've never slept with him. In April, he started asking me if I'd have sex with him. I said I would, but due to various reasons, it never happened, which was fine with me....

Aug 5, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: Bedroom Nightmares

He Said/She Said: Bedroom Nightmares

You know what's super awkward? Sex. All that nudity and rubbing and body parts all over the place. It's a recipe for disaster. There are about a billion things that can go wrong, from cutting open your head on the corner of a dresser (been there) to dropping a wad of drool on your man's face (done that).

Jul 1, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: A Little Give and Take

He Said/She Said: A Little Give and Take

We've always heard that it is far better to give than to receive, but does that hold up in the bedroom? Is it really better to give a little lovin' than to get it!?

Jun 26, 2009Entertainment
Will Work (It) For Fritos

Will Work (It) For Fritos

Sue Smith a 36-year-old woman from Oklahoma, agreed to accept a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. John Faron Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee who participated in this trade, didn't have money but she agreed to do the deed anyway, as long as she got her hands on those chips.

Jun 24, 2009Entertainment
Burger King BJ Ad Makes Food Even Less Appealing

Burger King BJ Ad Makes Food Even Less Appealing

Seriously, if you want me to enjoy your new cleverly named "Seven Incher," likening it to one of my least favorite activities isn't going to help. When I see this I do not want to dig into all that beefy glory - all I can think about is lock jaw and "special sauce" in my eye.

Jun 18, 2009Love
Why I Don’t Speak Cunnilingus

Why I Don’t Speak Cunnilingus

I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to sex, I'm not going to lie. I love to experiment with men that I'm serious about and whom I trust, and I'm not opposed to an adventurous fling either. However, I have a confession: I might be open to hair-pulling, spanking, and playing dress-up... but I do not let men go down on me.

May 29, 2009Lifestyle
Hugging is a Dirty, Dirty Thing?

Hugging is a Dirty, Dirty Thing?

Everybody’s doing it. There’s different types, names, and ways to do it. Two girls, one guy. One girl, one guy. Two guys. You name it, it happens. And according to New York City’s most trusted paper, this oh-so unusual and odd act causes “peer pressure,” and is leaving parents “baffled.” That’s right everybody, we’re talking about hugging.

May 20, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: Swiping Your V-Card

He Said/She Said: Swiping Your V-Card

I waited a long time to swipe my coveted V-card. It wasn't like I was waiting for my Prince Charming - more like I was waiting for the right opportunity. The right guy. The right comfort level. I wanted it to be something I could look back on down the road without regrets.

May 14, 2009Entertainment
Candy Dish: Pfizer Has Good News for the Jobless!

Candy Dish: Pfizer Has Good News for the Jobless!

Free Viagra for all! • Are fanny packs back? • What's the deal with BJs? • Kim Kardashian sees marriage in her future. • Celebrity Twitter overkill. • Miss California's got Sarah Palin in her corner.

May 1, 2009Entertainment
WTF Friday: Balloon Job

WTF Friday: Balloon Job

This balloon gives a whole new meaning to blow jobs.

Apr 15, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby

He Said/She Said: Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby

I have spent 8 years (not continuously) with my mouth between a dude's legs, and while I finally know that I'm good at it (one fine young man - whose name I do not know - exclaimed, "Wow! That was good!"), I still don't love all the work is involved. It kills my jaw, my neck, and I'd rather let the guy handle things on his own than risk lock jaw on a sweaty appendage.

Mar 25, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: Controlling Birth Control

He Said/She Said: Controlling Birth Control

I used to think that guys who carried condoms in their wallets were big cocky jerks...until I found myself naked in bed with a super hottie who not only didn't have one on him (or, rather, in his wallet), but didn't have one anywhere in his apartment.

Mar 18, 2009Love
He Said/She Said: Do Dudes Talk?

He Said/She Said: Do Dudes Talk?

When I was a freshman I was fortunate to meet my best friends in the world right there in my hall. We were all randomly placed there, but it took no time to realize that fate had put us there together. The 8 of us hit it off immediately and began spending every moment together.

Oct 3, 2008Love
Gay Virginity For Sale!

Gay Virginity For Sale!

So, apparently the Wall Street crisis is hurting people in more ways than we thought. We’ve discovered yet another desperate...

Mar 28, 2008Love
Number Stigma: Why I Don’t Count

Number Stigma: Why I Don’t Count

“So…how many people have you slept with?” If someone asks you this question: get out now. Seriously, do not answer,...

Oct 17, 2007Style
Candy Dish: A Guy’s Guide for Girls on Giving Oral

Candy Dish: A Guy’s Guide for Girls on Giving Oral

• Yuck Face is a no no. Here are 6 proven oral sex tips straight from the horses… • Halloween...

Aug 29, 2007Love
Sweeter Semen? Sign Me Up!

Sweeter Semen? Sign Me Up!

File this under: Fun Things to Bring Up During a Party. Although it’s not 100% provable, there’s a big movement...

Jul 20, 2007Love
I Don’t Like Porn.  There, I Said It.

I Don’t Like Porn. There, I Said It.

I’m not a porn person. I know, I know. Shock. Surprise. Gasp. It’s just never done much for me. I...