• “Do Guys Want You To Brush Your Teeth After…?” [Ask A Dude]

    “Do Guys Want You To Brush Your Teeth After…?” [Ask A Dude]

    Never, NEVER, have I had a guy tell me to go brush my teeth afterwards if I wanted to continue the makeout sesh. Have I been living in Lala Land? Should I start bringing along mini-bottles of Scope with me to my dates’ apartments?

  • 7 Dirty Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Mouth

    7 Dirty Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Mouth

    When I was younger, a dentist told me that I had an “oral fixation”. Now get your mind out of the gutter, and hear me out. I have super flat teeth due to the fact that I grind them in my sleep, and I used to chew on everything: pens, remotes, keys, phone antennas, straws, etc. I just always had to have something in my mouth. (Oh gosh, this sounds awful.)

  • Sexy Time: 5 Reasons Why I Love Being ‘Generous’

    Sexy Time: 5 Reasons Why I Love Being ‘Generous’

    My enthusiasm for blowjobs is a recent occurrence. A couple of years ago, I was fairly neutral on the act. When I was in high school, I was absolutely adamant that I would never, ever, in a million years, give one. I thought they were degrading, uncomfortably submissive, and something only women with no self-respect would do (I’m utterly ashamed of my younger self).

  • In Support of Steak and a Blowjob Day [Sorry, No Photos On This One]

    In Support of Steak and a Blowjob Day [Sorry, No Photos On This One]

    I might as well come out and say it: I love Steak and a Blowjob Day. And no, not because I have a penis. I don’t. That would be awkward. It’s because I firmly believe guys deserve a day to get theirs. But really, we get Valentine’s Day…why shouldn’t there be a day specifically set aside to indulge your best guy? Hear me out.

  • Sexy Time: The Burden of Sexiness

    Sexy Time: The Burden of Sexiness

    I know that in my own experience, I find myself constantly thinking of ways to improve my sex life. Even though I’m content, and I know my boyfriend is content, I am always looking for ways to surprise him (ie: what new and exciting place can I give him a BJ?). I choreograph strip teases, write him erotic stories, strategically pick out sexy underwear, surprise sext him, work on my flexibility, and also engage in a few sexy acts that I derive absolutely no enjoyment from (tit-f*cking is the worst, oh god).

  • He Said/She Said: Oral Sex Etiquette

    He Said/She Said: Oral Sex Etiquette

    Oral sex has become a part of our sexual culture and it seems to be the norm and at times, precursor to sex. So for those of you who have given oral and made up your mind about it, you’ve got your own opinions on the etiquette of giving oral sex. That said, here are mine…

  • Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September Edition

    Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September Edition

    As this is the September issue, the mag is about three times heavier than usual, which means there are three times as many ads to dig through to get to the actual content. That said, I did want nearly every piece of makeup and clothing featured, so I can’t really hate too hard this time around. That made up for the questionable articles in the issue.

  • Ask A Dude: How Do I Know If I’m Doing It Right?

    Ask A Dude: How Do I Know If I’m Doing It Right?

    I recently (as in a few days ago) had sex for the first time, with the guy that I am dating. It really hurt, but he was patient with me. Round two the next morning felt better, but still hurt a bit. But that’s not my problem. What’s kinda worrying me is that he’s so quiet during sex, and during foreplay. Even when I go down on him!

  • Sexy Time: The Perfect BJ

    Sexy Time: The Perfect BJ

    Jenna Jameson taught me how to give a blow job. I never got a private lesson (no matter how many emails my boyfriend sent begging her), but I found her fool proof tips tucked away on page 108 of her autobiography, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star. It’s actually a really interesting read (especially compared to the 18th Century Lit I’ve been reading) and I recommend you go out and buy it.

  • Paris Hilton for President: That’s Hot 2008

    Paris Hilton for President: That’s Hot 2008

    So here’s the sitch: John “I’m not dead yet” McCain likened Barack “Too Sexy for this presidency…