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  • Heidi Montag Reflects On Her Plastic Surgery

    Heidi Montag Reflects On Her Plastic Surgery

    She cried because her mom hated how she looked; HELLO HEIDI, everyone hated how you looked, aside from maybe porn directors.

  • Don’t Blow That Tax Refund

    Don’t Blow That Tax Refund

    Happy Tax Day! I know it's not the best day for those of you who have to hand your hard-earned money over to the government (perhaps a free donut will help?), but some of you might be lucky enough to be getting some cash back. Hooray! If you're anything like me, you were so excited at the prospect of having a positive number in your bank account that you started spending that money before you even got it.

  • Duke It Out: Plastic Surgery

    Duke It Out: Plastic Surgery

    In case you've been living in a hole for the past week (or, you know, busy paying attention to important world events), Heidi Montag got plastic surgery... like seriously! While we and pretty much everyone else has been clear on what we think about her new "look," it got me thinking.

  • Bigger Boobs Do Not Always Mean Better

    Bigger Boobs Do Not Always Mean Better

    Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Ta Tas. Chi Chis. Fun-bags. Melons. Along with a few hundred different epithets, they come in a variety of colors, shapes, and...

  • Heidi Montag Would Die for Big Boobs

    Heidi Montag Would Die for Big Boobs

    In a recent interview with US Weekly, The Hills “star”, Heidi Montag, tells the world that she would rather die than be flat chested with...

  • Suicide Warning Sign #9: Breast Implants???

    Suicide Warning Sign #9: Breast Implants???

    For flat-chested girls, having a full C, or even B, cup would be a dream come true. It was for Heidi. I know multiple friends...

  • Maybe She’s Born With it, Maybe It’s Free Boobies

    Maybe She’s Born With it, Maybe It’s Free Boobies

    Yippee! So you might remember our lovely Jess’ blog on myfreeimplants.com, that skeevy site where men basically sponsor ladies who put up profiles and buy...

  • Lunch Hour Boob Job

    Lunch Hour Boob Job

    My lunch break at work usually consists of a quick dash for coffee and my brown-bag sandwich, but next year, I could also use...

  • Toebesity Takes Over America

    Toebesity Takes Over America

    First they told me to watch out for love handles. Then they said my butt wouldn’t be pretty until I got an ass lift. Then...

  • Joel Madden Proves Everyone Really DOES Hate Spencer

    Joel Madden Proves Everyone Really DOES Hate Spencer

    TMZ is reporting that Laguna Beach douchebag Spencer Pratt (boyfriend of the vapid Heidi) and Nicole Riche’s baby daddy Joel Madden had a little bit...

  • Silicone for Everyone…even Heidi!

    Silicone for Everyone…even Heidi!

    Every time I watch a horror story on tv about botched boob jobs, I always wonder why someone would choose to put foreign substances like...