booty calls

  • Is a Booty Call Worth Getting Arrested For?

    Is a Booty Call Worth Getting Arrested For?

    I'm lucky enough to say that I've only gotten one speeding ticket in my lifetime. People speed. People speed and then get pulled over. People get speeding tickets. Now, what is worth a speeding ticket?

  • Perfecting The Art of No-Strings-Attached Sex [Sexy Time]

    Perfecting The Art of No-Strings-Attached Sex [Sexy Time]

    Your booty call relationships need not be destined to fail. There is no reason two consenting adults can't maintain a fully no-strings-attached arrangement - you just need to keep a few things in mind.

  • People Will Say Anything For A Hook-Up

    People Will Say Anything For A Hook-Up

    “So…are we gonna hook-up or what?” Ah, another poor soul lost to the epidemic I refer to as “The Death of Subtlety.” It was a fabulous time (read: three days) we spent together. He was good-looking, kinda funny, not too much of a d-bag...in other words, a total catch. And then, as we lay in each other’s arms on the musty couch, he uttered that fateful question. Sigh.

  • Inside His Head: Are You His GF or His Booty Call?

    Inside His Head: Are You His GF or His Booty Call?

    As pathetic as women may feel admitting to devoting so much of their precious time to this topic, it doesn’t stop them from doing it constantly. Even the strong, confident women with healthy self-esteem find themselves in this exact situation. All logic and rationale goes flying out the window when they meet that one person who literally makes them blush with a simple hello.

  • The Pros and Cons of the Long Distance Relationship

    The Pros and Cons of the Long Distance Relationship

    Ah, the LDR. Should you do it? Shouldn’t you? For some people, it’s not so bad, and for others, it’s absolutely never going to work. But if you find the right person and it just happens to be the wrong time in your life to physically be in the same place, is an LDR worthwhile?

  • The Pissed List: Friends Don’t Let Friends Date A**holes

    The Pissed List: Friends Don’t Let Friends Date A**holes

    OR   [I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe...

  • Rebuttal: The 14 Truths About Men

    Rebuttal: The 14 Truths About Men

    In response to yesterday’s list of 13 Truths About Women, we weren’t sure what to do. Do we respond to their “truths”? Maybe give them...

  • Does Being a Guy’s Booty Call Make Me a Slut? Nope!

    Does Being a Guy’s Booty Call Make Me a Slut? Nope!

    In college, many of my close friends were perfectly fine with booty calling a guy or being a guy’s booty call. Their attitude was if...

  • Harness Your Inner ‘Sam’

    Harness Your Inner ‘Sam’

    So 2007 was ruled by your sex-crazed alter-ego. Somehow she coerced you to collect most of those notches on your bed post. Maybe it was...

  • Screen Those Booty Calls

    Screen Those Booty Calls

    I spent this past weekend reuniting with my college girls in Washington D.C. and it was absolutely fabulous. We spent our days looking through pictures,...

  • A Ringtone Reminder For Why You Shouldn’t Answer His Calls

    A Ringtone Reminder For Why You Shouldn’t Answer His Calls

    So by now you’ve read or at least heard of the two books He’s Just Not That Into You and It’s Called a Breakup Because...