Botox

I’m Pale, Get Over It: A Fair-Skinned Manifesto [Friday Faves]
I was born with a skin-tone that falls somewhere between “fresh milk” and “blank paper.” I’ve heard every “where are the Seven Dwarves?” and “Ah! You’re blinding me!” joke in existence, replacing my joyful anticipation of summer with an ominous dread.
Duke It Out: Preventative Botox
Hello, my name is Lauren, and I have a problem. I’d like to lay the blame on my mother (it’s just so convenient!) or maybe her mother before her, but the truth is it’s probably a lot of factors going back who knows how far that have led me to this moment: I’m obsessed with looking young.

WTF Friday: Never Too Young For Botox
My optimistic side says (hopes?) that this video is a joke, but a large part of me wonders how much truth there is in it. We’ve all seen those crazy pageant moms teasing their 3-year-olds’ hair and covering their faces in makeup, so I’m not sure injecting their foreheads with Botox is really far off.
I’m Pale, Get Over It: A Fair-Skinned Manifesto
I was born with a skin-tone that falls somewhere between “fresh milk” and “blank paper.” I’ve heard every “where are the Seven Dwarves?” and “Ah! You’re blinding me!” joke in existence, replacing my joyful anticipation of summer with an ominous dread. As girls with non-glow-in-the-dark skin flounce down the street in their shorts and minis, my legs have been relegated to hot, dark jeans.
Jizz On Your Face?
So apparently all those frat guys during my last four years of university had it right all along – sperm really does have many health benefits. A Norwegian company called Bioforskning (which sounds like the owner may have had a mouthful of something when she was asked to name the company) has developed a facial treatment to minimize wrinkles and smooth skin utilizing spermine, an element in human sperm.
Prop 8 and Five Other Reasons California Sucks
California has always been my dream place to live with its warm weather, hot surfer dudes and that laid back, livin the life attitude. But as of today, my view on the seemingly perfect Cali location has truly changed. Thanks to the really messed up California Supreme Court Prop 8 decision banning same sex marriages, I started to realize the truth behind all that sunshine.
All Made Up: The Answer To Your Eyelash Prayers
Want longer lashes? (Wow, that sounded like a CoverGirl commercial.)
Well, now you can get them WITHOUT MASCARA. Yeah, you heard right.

Candy Dish: Beer Pong is Dangerous
We knew it was dirty, but can it be blamed for the rise in oral herpes?!
Get sexy cleavage. Rar.
Get…
Botox: Please Don’t Be Like Lisa Rinna
The Botox and face-injecting craze has gone too far in Hollywood, and possibly in your own derma…
Candy Dish: Fake Blondes Love Fake Tans
Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner
…And his third girlfriend is still in…
The Hills: Holly Tears Up Hollywood
Tonight’s episode of The Hills was similar to one they have at least once a season. You know ̵…
Ready for the Weekend!
Friday is back at last. And we are happy. Why? Because we have no life until school starts again an…
Finally, A Cure For Partying
From frat parties to late nights at the bar, power hours to beer pong tournaments, living the col…
Living Lohan Ep 6: What Happens in Vegas, Pisses Me OFF!
In this episode, the Lohans FINALLY get to Vegas! They didn’t fly there in a private jet th…
CC Fiction: Chasing Chastity — Part 1
Many years ago, I decided to make a major career change, and, oddly it was just when I finally bega…
Bum Bleaching the New Bikini Wax?
If you think Brazilian bikini waxes are a little too intimate, brace yourself—-below th…