• Breaking News: Brangelina Officially Repopulating The Planet

    Angelina Jolie is pregnant. AGAIN. With twins. AGAIN. I wasn’t aware that the human race…

  • Hottest Cover Guys…yum

    People Magazine just came out with their Sexiest Man Alive issue and this year’s sex god i…

  • Candy Dish: Don’t worry guys, Miley’s still with us

    Miley’s not dead!!! YAY! Brad Pitt channeling Charlie Chaplin! Men are taking advantag…

  • Hollywood Cat Fights

    As a woman, I know we have a tendency to be rather catty at times. I’m not sure if it is nature or nurt…

  • Candy Dish: Obama Will Take Over Your TV Tonight

    Forget your regularly scheduled Wednesday night TV. It’s Obama (half) hour! The tabloi…

  • Candy Dish: Will Ferrell Rocks SNL…or Is It TNL?

    George Bush and Sarah Palin meet on Thursday SNL. The economic downturn has some upsides. We can…

  • Candy Dish: The $5 Million Bra

    Don’t leave this bra at your boy’s house. Nipple Covers: Every girl needs em. John…

  • Candy Dish: Is This Joe Six Pack?

    Hugh Jackman: the real Joe Six Pack? Taylor Momson is not rexy, she’s just skinny! Americ…

  • Candy Dish: Heidi Montag Makes Taco Bell Even Less Appealing

    Spencer and Heidi keep talking. Burn hole in my brain. Tom and Katie are still married…an…

  • She Just Had Twins!?

    Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet this weekend (with the best arm candy…EVER) to promote…

  • Candy Dish: Muscles, Motorcycles and Modern Feminism

    Is Palin a “Muscular Feminist“? Find out who is googling you Oh no, Angie depresse…

  • Style Idol: Angelina Jolie is One Hot Mama

    [Celebrities get paid to look good and serve as a style guide to all us common folk, and part of loo…

  • Candy Dish: Epic Fail — Brad Pitt Looks Like My Grandpa

    Is that…Brad Pitt? Oh yeah, ‘peen in slow motion How the world would vote for our Pr…

  • The Five Hottest Couples in Hollywood

    Okay, well, they’re the hottest for now, since we all know how quickly things can change.…

  • Candy Dish: Mommy, There’s a Winehouse Under My Bed

    Amy Winehouse continues to scare the piss out of us McCain gets his ass to the Mississippi debate…

  • Candy Dish: Jamie-Lynn Spears Married a Genius

    Wal-Mart stabs the Spears’ in the back! Mandy Moore runs to take care of DJ AM This chick HA…

  • Angel of Hotness: Brad Pitt Donates $100,000 to Help Save Gay Marriage

    So it’s official. Brad Pitt can do no wrong. In fact, all he does is good (at least in the pub…

  • Candy Dish: Awww, Baby Camo!

    The Palins know babies love camo! Recapture your manhood, Shia! Nicole Richie done wth the trol…

  • Candy Dish: Brad Pitt Isn’t Perfect

    Brad Pitt will give you a virus. That’s what she said! Anne Hathaway’s dirty littl…

  • Would You Ever Date A Baby Daddy?

    After reading this article in Glamour, the only thing I can think is: Why would any woman ever dat…

  • Candy Dish: Lauren Conrad Hits the Tents

      Lauren Conrad takes another stab at Fashion Week. Jessica Simpson is dowdy. Looks like t…

  • Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston’s Baby Pics Are Scary

    (And we didn’t even have to pay $10,000,000 for ‘em) So, I’m tired this morn…

  • Candy Dish: The Teen Choice Awards Dominated by The JoBros

    Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were on last night, or something? Yeah, we didn’t know…

  • Celebrity Babies: Why Do We Care?

    I am as obsessed with celebrity news as the next person; I am constantly perusing PerezHilton.c…

  • Candy Dish: Scientists Reward Laziness

    Working out without working out? Sign me up!!And this is why I never take the bus. Finally, an act…