Candy Dish: What Does Rihanna Have To Say?
• Rihanna’s gonna tell her side of the story.
• That’s a lot of meat.
• Uh, WTF, Brad Pitt?!
• If these wallets could talk, what would they say?
• Mariah Carey’s high heels are dangerous!
• We love Leighton Meester’s rock star side!
Candy Dish: Forget Puppies, I Want a Teacup Pig!
• Those are the cutest pigs I’ve ever seen.
• That’s Katy Perry? Homegirl looks chic.
• Is Katie Holmes really a “woman of Hollywood”?
• Brad and Jen have another secret rendezvous.
• Don’t mess with Lebron James!
• Get Kim Kardashian’s beauty secrets.

The Rival Rundown: Caltech vs MIT
We’ve covered college rivalries centered around sports, location, tradition, gender (and many other factors), but what about academics? Besides social stimulation, isn’t an education the reason we came to school in the first place? That’s the way students at California Institute of Technology (Caltech) and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) look at things.
Candy Dish: David Hasselhoff Wasn’t Drunk, OK?
• The Hoff wasn’t drunk, OK?
• Mmm. That food sounds tasty, doesn’t it?
• 12 secret signs he’s into you.
• Mariah and Nick: most awkward couple ever.
• Megan Fox is pretty...but that’s about it.
• Brad Pitt’s questionable red carpet attire.
The CC Weekly Weigh In: Trading Places
I’m pretty sure everyone – no matter how content – would give anything (even that coveted slice of drunken late-night pizza) to be someone else for one day. So this week I asked the CollegeCandy writers which celebrity they’d want to trade places with. Who do you wanna be?
Candy Dish: Oh God, Paris Has Another Song
• Do I even have to ask what you think?
• Hey, LiLo – put on a bra!
• American Idol is really scraping for some judges.
• Brad Pitt likes the pot.
• Brett Favre really needs to make up his damn mind.
• Can Keri Hilson save R. Kelly’s career?
Vote For Brad Pitt!
It’s official. I’m moving to New Orleans. No, not because I love flashing my boobs for beads (it might be my favorite pastime, but I can do that right here in Ann Arbor) or eating beignets for every meal (Ok, maybe that’s part of it). I’m packing my things and hitting the road because rumor has it Brad Pitt might be running for Mayor.

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The Rival Rundown: Kansas vs. Mizzou
This week we zero in on two state schools in two separate suburbs of Kansas City – University of Kansas and the University of Missouri. The Big 12 conference rivals share rhyming nicknames (KU and Mizzou) but little else. How do the two joke-loving, panty-raiding, prideful colleges measure up?
Who Is Best For Jennifer Aniston? [Poll]
Jennifer Aniston has definitely dated her fair share of men. Between hot stuff Brad, hilarious Vince and singer John, the boyfriend list is very diverse and goes on for quite a while. Of course, she has been rumored to date more people that have actually been confirmed, but photos do not lie.
Happy DILF Day!
Happy (almost) Father’s Day! We know you guys aren’t dads (and if there are any dads reading this, well, that’s just sorta icky), but you are most likely celebrating one. Just because you’re showering your dad with gifts of bacon and neckties, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a little somethin’ somethin’ for yourself.
Candy Dish: Brad and Angelina are Saints
• Seriously, it’s getting really hard to hate Angelina when she’s so damn perfect.
• Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson?
• 10 fashion tips that will never go out of style.
• Is there a Samantha Ronson reality show in the works?
• Chew gum, get bigger breasts.
Celebretard Showdown: Brangelina vs. TomKat
Celebrity couples are hideous beasts born of the 24-hour news and gossip cycles and there are none more powerful than Brangelina and TomKat. But which one is worse? Which one makes you want to throw your TV out the window, turn off your computer, and hide your iPhone just so you never have to hear what ridiculous name they’re giving to their 17th adopted baby?

Candy Dish: Whose Got The Power?
• Forbes names the most powerful celebrities.
• The fat free trend of the 90′s.
• 7 things I learned from Adam Lambert.
• Traditional marriage defined.
• Europe doesn’t love Britney.
• Are you Tweeting too hard?