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People Magazine just released their annual list of the sexiest men alive and super stud Bradley Cooper took home the grand prize. While we all love us a little Bradley Cooper in our lives (preferably shirtless), we weren’t exactly freaking out over the news. Like yawn, Bradley Cooper is hot. My deaf great aunt could have told you that while she set up her Mah Jong game. What obvious announcement is People going to make next? That Ryan Gosling is the perfect man!? This is all old news that all we know and here are at CollegeCandy we like to break news to you that you don’t know.

That’s why we’re kicking off the morning by counting down the Top 10 Sexiest Men DEAD. That’s right, we’re doing a little AM grave digging and bringing you the best of the afterworld.

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Even though it’s spring, it seems like no one gave Mother Nature the memo. Rather than sporting my favorite spring sandals and cuffed capris, I’ve been running around in my dirty Uggs and down-to-the-ground coat. But instead of praying for the sun to warm me, I’m going to take matters into my own hands and go see Limitless this weekend. Why?  Because nothing gets you feeling all hot (and bothered) quite like watching Bradley Cooper run around on the big screen for two hours.

B. Coop still not enough to wipe away your winter blues? How about an 8 GB iPod Touch? Hope that works for you because we’re so excited for this movie that we’re giving one away!

Here’s how to enter:

1. Leave a comment below telling us what you would do if you had no limits. That’s it. You’re automatically entered if you do that.  Oh, and make sure to use your real e-mail address so we can contact you if you win.

2. Contest closes at 11:59 PM on Sunday, March 28th 2011

3. Please note this giveaway is only open to US residents. Also please expect 4-6 weeks for delivery. For official rules and more legal mumbo-jumbo, click here.

Oh and before you rush off to enter, take a second to revel in the gloriousness that is Bradley Cooper:

So you know how celebs are always telling us that they’re just like you and me, that underneath their cool clothes and their fancy cars and their mansions, they’re just normal people? Well, it turns out they weren’t lying. It turns out they have unachievable dreams too. While we spend our time wishing we could be more like them, certain celebs are wishing and waiting for the day they’ll get to play their idols. Some of them have a thing for comic book heroes. Others prefer remakes or Tim Burton movies.  And some well, some are just weird.

Want to know who Robert Pattinson wishes he could play? (I always thought he was playing his dream role!) What about Channing Tatum (It’s hot.)  Justin Bieber? (It’s disturbing.)  Bradley Cooper? (It’s swoon worthy.) How about Jennifer Garner or Nicki Minaj?

Click here to read all about these celebs and their dream jobs.

People

Perpetually single girl that I am, I am in desperate need of a boy to kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve. And if I’m going to dream, I might as well dream big, right?

Ten guys. One wish.

To kiss them all on New Year’s Eve.

10. Taylor Lautner. If he agrees to kiss me at midnight, I won’t even write a song about him afterward. Promise. (Sorry T.Swift, I just couldn’t resist. I actually really like “Back to December.”  Honest.)

9. Eric Dane. McSteamy. McHottie. Whatever you want to call him, he’s McKissable. Just ask the Seattle Grace Nurses. Or Lexie Grey. Or even Bradley Cooper. (What? You haven’t seen Valentine’s Day?)

8. Matthew Morrison. Yes, I know he’s the teacher from Glee. But I’d like to remind everyone of that Rocky Horror episode, you know, the one when Schuester took off his shirt and started singing “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” …Yep. I thought so.

7. Chace Crawford. Come on now, ladies, did you really think I was going to get through an entire Weekly Ten without mentioning Gossip Girl? Shame on you! Nate has earned his rightful place on this list. In fact he’s actually locked lips with every one of the lovely ladies of Gossip Girl except for Lily VanderWoodsen/Bass/Humphrey, and I think that might only be because he can’t remember her entire last name. My last name, though? It doesn’t matter. These lips are ready for some smoochin’.

6. Bradley Cooper. I saw this guy way back when in He’s Just Not That Into You. But it wasn’t until The Hangover that I actually fell in love with him. I think it was the hair. Or the aviators. Or the…slightly tattered shirt and gorgeous eyes. Ahem…moving on.

5. Jesse Williams. A year later, and I’m still hung up on that kiss between Jackson and Cristina. And well, if that’s not enough to convince you that he should be on this list then you should check out that episode where he goes shirtless to get ahead at work. It doesn’t actually work on Dr. Altman, but I assure you that it totally would have worked on me.

4. Jake Gyllenhaal. I haven’t actually seen Love and Other Drugs yet, but the promo is proof enough to me. Also, I am unreasonably jealous of Anne Hathaway.

3. Ian Somerhalder. I know what you’re thinking, the guy from Vampire Diaries, really Jenn, come on now. Laugh all you want, but Ian somerhalder, aka Smolderhotter is no Edward Cullen. Need some proof? Check out this scene. And this one. Then get back to me. If you’re still coherent, that is.

2. Ryan Gosling. I’m sorry. Have you not been paying attention to your Weekly Ten? That kiss will go down in chick flick history, ladies. But as much as I love Noah an Allie’s kiss, I think I’m actually way more partial to Ryan and Rachel’s smooch. Ryan, if you’re reading this, you’ll be making my teeny bopper dreams come true if we were to reenact that at midnight in Times Square. Please?

1. Ryan Reynolds. I’ll admit that I was actually a little bit upset when I found out that he and Scarlett Johansson had supposedly split. But then, then I realized that this only increased my chances of kissing my top pick on New Year’s Eve. Now I just have to find out where he’s going to be, get in, get past his security detail and pounce on him right as the clock strikes twelve. If you’ll excuse me I need to go work out these details.

[Check out Jenn's other musings-in-the-form-of-a-list here.]

In Hollywood, there are many variations of crazy. We’ve got the Lindsay Lohans, the Mel Gibsons, the Heidi Montags. There’s all sorts of lunatic species over there. But that’s why we love it, no? Just when you think the celebs have learned their lessons (I feel like a mom) they get into trouble again!

Silly little celebrities, get it together! Or don’t. It’s more fun this way.

King Size

1. T.I. is probably going back to jail! This time with his wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle. The two were pulled over in Los Angeles because the police smelled marijuana coming from the car. They also reportedly found ecstasy and maybe even meth. YIKES! This could be big trouble for the rapper since he just got out of jail and has a three year probation. Be smart about getting stupid, brah!

2. Paris Hilton got arrested this weekend in Vegas for cocaine possession. Her heroic boyfriend, Cy Waits (you know, the guy who saved her life), was also arrested on DUI charges. Paris has come up with thousands of excuses for the coke in her bag (“I thought it was gum,” and “I don’t wear fake bags” are my two faves), none of which are very convincing. Since her arrest, Paris has been banned from several Las Vegas hotels including the Encore and Wynn. Thank god she’s still got the Hilton.

3. Lindsay Lohan filed a cease and desist against her dad, Michael Lohan! Apparently, Papa Lohan has been trying to sell LiLo’s diary excerpts from her rehab stint in 2007. This may be the reason our favorite felon was spotted out at a club with alcohol in the picture. But if she was actually drinking, we don’t know. Hopefully she’ll stay on the right path this time. We’re pulling for you, Lindsay!

4. Funnylady Chelsea Handler and her hot animal trainer boyfriend, Dave Salmoni, split up! Sadface. The two have been together for awhile and were spotted in August together at a Natasha Beddingfield concert. She even interviewed him a few times on her show. Chelsea mentioned the split on her September 1st episode and said she “was working very intimately with the Animal Planet, but unfortunately, that contract was terminated.” At least she knows how to laugh it off!

5. Are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt faking it? We’ve been speculating that all the Speidi dramz is a publicity stunt and for good reason. The two have been spotted together in Costa Rica with their dogs! And they’ve pulled the plug on the sex tape sale with Vivid Entertainment. The good news is that Heidi’s looking a lot more normal, and she’s still planning to get her implants reduced. Could this be a change we’re seeing?

Bite Sized

1. Have no fear, Anne Hathaway’s hair is a wig! Since the disaster of Emma Watson’s pixie cut, it seemed that Anne was following the trend, but it turns out it’s a wig for her new movie, One Day. So sad – she looked gorge.

2. It looks like Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are back together. They were spotted at the US Open doing some serious making out. Yay!

3. The cast for Dancing With The Stars season 11 (or Dancing with the Douche Lords) is out! It includes The Situation, Bristol Palin, David Hasselhoff and more!

4. Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds in the same movie? YES please! They have signed on to do an action-comedy about two San Francisco police officers whose dads were on the force together. Yay!

5. Oh.my.gawd! Drool over True Blood sexpot Ryan Kwanten.

What up, brah?

Every week, I write a list. Definitely not a to-do list (because it’s not satisfying checking “browse J.Crew’s website” and “Re-watch every episode of Rachel Zoe” off a list) and not “that list” (because I haven’t added to that list… in forever), but rather a list of whatever is relevant and weighing heavy on the CollegeCandy readers’ minds (or just mine) right now. This week? I’m all about the bros.

Love ‘em, hate ‘em, or love to Ice ‘em, bros are weighing heavy on CollegeCandy’s mind lately. Look no further than your local college campus or frat party to find the bro of your dreams. I think what’s so great about bros is that you just have such a diversity. From frat bros to sensitive guitar-playing bros to the chill smoker bro, there’s a bro for everyone.

But bros aren’t just creepin’ around your campus. Nope, you can even find them everywhere you turn in popped collar culture. They’re officially taking over the world….and I like it. In fact, here are ten of my faves.

10. Brett Favre: The Egomaniacal Athlete Bro.
A bro until retirement. Or  not. Or retirement again. Or not.

9. Nate from Gossip Girl (Chace Crawford): Trust Fund Manhattan Bad-Boy Bro
So maybe Nate is a bit more girly than your average bro, but you better believe with that slamming athletic bod, penchant for trouble and prepster style, he’s our choice Upper East Side bro. Plus, he’s totally got a secret, tortured edge to him.

8. Don Draper from Mad Men (Jon Hamm): Playboy Ad Exec in the ’60s Bro
Gotta love a bro who can drink during the day, schmooze with other bros and womanize like nobody’s business. It’s okay, it was the ’60s; that sort of thing doesn’t happen nowadays. Right?

7. Stifler from American Pie (Sean William Scott): Cocky Sex-Addict Bro
Our bully, douchey bro that we’d still love to nail. Plus, throw in a little Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs) for the ultimate summer blockbuster bromance. No bromo.

6. The Situation (Mike Sorrentino): Guidbro
If you don’t know by now, I’m obsessed with the Jersey Shore. The Situation embodies the player bro, pulling out all the stops to get with girls and making up nicknames for the uggos like “grenades” and “landmines.” With the Ed Hardy shirt and those aviators, we’ve got ourself a guido-bro.

5. John Mayer: Super-Sensitive-On-the-Outside/Napalm-on-the-Inside Bro
Our quintessential narcissistic hyper-sensitive, “I play my guitar to woo the ladies” guy. There’s one at every party.

4. Mario Bros. (Mario and Luigi): Super Nintendo Bros
Come on, they’re Italian, they like pizza, they save princesses. What’s not to love? You know these two could totally get down with some DMB and ultimate frisbee.

3. David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused (Matthew McConaughey): Townie Bro
“I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age” What’s more bro-y than that? Plus he coined “L-i-v-i-n,” the stoner-bro chant of the century.

2. PHIL (corrected by “stacy”- thanks!) from The Hangover (Bradley Cooper): Prepster Greaseball Bro
It was difficult to pick just one Bradley (Bro-dley) Cooper bro for this list (his range of bro-dom is extraordinary), however, Stu from The Hangover perfected the sleezey-yet-hot bro goes to Vegas and made us all want to have him as our wingman.

1. Bluto from Animal House (John Belushi): Original Frat Guy Bro
How can you not make the guy who reinvented the toga into an ultimate frat party theme #1? Just imagine he’s smashing John Mayer’s guitar here.

And if you don’t see something you like here? Check out this movie where bros are automatically added to the classics.

Welcome back to The Rival Rundown! If you’ve always wanted to give props to your school on CC, now’s your chance! Shoot us an email explaining what’s awesome and unique about your school (or what stinks about Rival U) at rivalrundown [at] collegecandy.com!

Our focus this week are two Big East schools who have thirty years of history as basketball powerhouses. Syracuse and Georgetown may be known for their excellence in ballin’, but they are also competitive in top-notch academics and, er, curiously named mascots. Here’s to one of the most well-rounded rivalries in college sports!

Quick Facts

Georgetown: Private Jesuit university in Washington, DC with 7,000 undergraduates. Founded 1789.
Syracuse: Private research university in Syracuse, NY with 13,000 undergraduates. Founded 1870.

1. Basketball Record

Georgetown: 37-43
Syracuse: 43-37

Three credits to: Syracuse

2. Mascot Matchup

Georgetown: The university admits it cannot trace the precise origins of who coined the school nickname, but it is known that the Georgetown Hoyas (represented by a bulldog) take the name from a Latin saying, “Hoya Saxa!” meaning “What rocks!” It’s believed that the saying was used to describe the stonewall-like defenses of Georgetown’s athletics.
Syracuse: Formerly known as the Orangemen and Orangewomen, Syracuse athletes were officially labeled “The Orange” in 2004. The ‘Cuse nickname is simply derived from the vibrant tangerine hue of the school color.

Three credits to: Georgetown, for identifying an interjection from a dead language as a mascot.

3. Distinguished Programs

Georgetown: Arguably the best program in international relations in the country, the Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service has brought generations of global leaders to the helm, including Bill Clinton and King Abdullah II of Jordan.
Syracuse: The Newhouse School of Public Communications is synonymous with excellence in communications and journalism. If your dream is to see your byline alongside those of alums Steve Kroft and Bob Costas,  then Syracuse is for you!

Three credits to:  Georgetown, whose program has the edge of being located in the capital of the free world.

4. Ass-Kicking Alumni

Georgetown: Patrick Ewing, Bradley Cooper (drool), Allen Iverson (attended)
Syracuse: Betsey Johnson, Aaron Sorkin, Carmello Anthony (attended)

Three credits to:  A tie! Both schools bost plenty more A-list alums from a wide variety of disciplines, and these are but a few selections. Bravo!

5. Acceptance Rate Agony

Georgetown: 18.8%
Syracuse: 52.5%

Three credits to:  Georgetown

And the diploma goes to: Georgetown. Though the Orange give a strong showing as the basketball series leader, the Hoyas come out on top. Go Hoyas!