Candy Dish: Guys…in Heels?
• WTF is up with man-heels?
• Kendra’s sex tape might not be so bad for her….

• Did porn almost kill Bret Michaels?
• Well, that’s one way to deal with a cheater.
• And this is why these people are single.
• HOLY HELL. What are hipsters going to do now?!
Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is All Growed Up
• Check out Miley’s spicy new video.
• More boobs for Heidi Montag.
• Bret Michaels is on the road to recovery!
• How to make uncomfortable shoes wearable.
• Lindsay Lohan did something right! (Sorta….)
• That’s an interesting way to recycle…

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Babies, Brains and Bieber
Finally, we’ve made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood’s finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!
Candy Dish: Lady Gaga’s Goin Gaga for Plastic Surgery
• Is Lady Gaga gonna pull a Heidi Montag?
• Beautiful fashion that’s good for Mother Earth.
• What happened to Bret Michaels?
• WTF is Martha Stewart doin’ in a frat house?
• Britney Spears is on nipple watch.
• Another bar fight for Snooks?
Is She Really Going Out With Him?
In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?
Celebretard Showdown: Bret Michaels vs. Billy Ray Cyrus
Reality TV shows are, in general, pretty awful. Yes, I do get some satisfaction from seeing Speidi flail about in the jungle, but most of the satisfaction I get from reality TV comes from seeing D-list celebs I hate fail miserably at life. One of those D-list celebrities is Bret Michaels. Another would be Billy Ray Cyrus (I know he’s not on a reality TV show, but it’s coming…I’m sure it’s coming).
Candy Dish: Bathroom Breaks Just Got Easier
• Because wiping was so difficult before!
• For all the crazy cat ladies out there – get fit!
• Bret Michaels is a real martyr.
• People really hate Chris Brown. Duh.
• Will Ferrell can’t handle the Twitter heat.
• Wow, Kate Gosselin really effed up this time.

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