• Candy Dish: Guys…in Heels?

    • WTF is up with man-heels? • Kendra's sex tape might not be so bad for her.... • Did porn almost kill Bret Michaels? • Well, that's one way to deal with a cheater. • And this is why these people are single. • HOLY HELL. What are hipsters going to do now?!

  • Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is All Growed Up

    • Check out Miley's spicy new video. • More boobs for Heidi Montag. • Bret Michaels is on the road to recovery! • How to make uncomfortable shoes wearable.Lindsay Lohan did something right! (Sorta....) • That's an interesting way to recycle...

  • Gossip Cheat Sheet: Babies, Brains and Bieber

    Finally, we've made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood's finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!

  • Candy Dish: Lady Gaga’s Goin Gaga for Plastic Surgery

    • Is Lady Gaga gonna pull a Heidi Montag? • Beautiful fashion that's good for Mother Earth. • What happened to Bret Michaels? • WTF is Martha Stewart doin' in a frat house? • Britney Spears is on nipple watch. • Another bar fight for Snooks?

  • Is She Really Going Out With Him?

    In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?

  • Celebretard Showdown: Bret Michaels vs. Billy Ray Cyrus

    Reality TV shows are, in general, pretty awful. Yes, I do get some satisfaction from seeing Speidi flail about in the jungle, but most of the satisfaction I get from reality TV comes from seeing D-list celebs I hate fail miserably at life. One of those D-list celebrities is Bret Michaels. Another would be Billy Ray Cyrus (I know he's not on a reality TV show, but it's coming...I'm sure it's coming).

  • Candy Dish: Bathroom Breaks Just Got Easier

    • Because wiping was so difficult before! • For all the crazy cat ladies out there - get fit! • Bret Michaels is a real martyr. • People really hate Chris Brown. Duh. • Will Ferrell can't handle the Twitter heat. • Wow, Kate Gosselin really effed up this time.

  • Candy Dish: Time for an iPhone

    • Another new iPhone is coming! • Mel Gibson not convinced he's the father. • The best kids shows of the 90's. • 10 really bad reality TV shows. • The hottest guys of fashion. • Bret Michaels...at the Tony Awards?!

  • Daisy of Love: Let the Skanky Madness Begin

    Well, VH1 is doing it once again — making the loser of a reality dating show the star of thei…

  • “I Love Money:” A VH1 Executive’s Wet Dream

    It’s finally happened. I’ve finally completely lost my mind. How do I know? Becau…

  • Was People Magazine High When Choosing the Hottest Bachelors of 2008? Maybe. And Maybe Not.

    Don’t get me wrong, I used to be the biggest A.C. Slater fan ever. My 8-year-old self was ma…

  • Breaking News: Ambre and Bret are Living Out Their “Rock of Love” Dreams

    Rock of Love; can you believe people are still actually talking about it? Well, I can…bec…

  • The Bandana: Do or Don’t?

    I consider myself to be relatively fashion forward. Not to the degree where I mimic everything I…

  • “It’s Awesome and I’m Horny” ROL 2 Reunion

    Yeah, I do not concur with Bret on that. I missed the first four minutes of the show but that doesn&…

  • “I Can’t Believe I Lied to Bret”: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 11

    Last time: we found out that Daisy is a stripper and Jessica went home. Morning: everyone is back…

  • Groupies R Us: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 10

    Last time, Heather and the exes tore through the house and stupid Megan finally went home. Morni…

  • Bret Michaels: The Thorn in My Rose?

    I think it’s the eyeliner. And the bandana. That tattooed biker androgyny with a catalogue of ha…

  • “Heal My Divorce Chakras” ROL 2 Recap: Episode 8

    Last episode, the USO show of horrors went off beautifully and there was KJ drama. This episode b…

  • You’re Free to Be a Total Mess: ROL 2: Episode 7

    Last time: Forget it, who cares. It’s morning at the Bret House O’ Tramps and Inna&…

  • I Can’t Take This Show: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 6

    Last time: mud bowl, Bret kept everyone around for this episode and – God, I don’t care, just cut t…

  • Mud Bowl of Dueling Notes: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 5

    Last time: Aubry looked a fool and…that’s really it. It’s the morning of Episode 5 in the R…

  • Bret Michaels Breaks My Heart: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 3

    I must confess that I’ve been unable to watch a new full episode of Rock of Love. I keep catching it…

  • Every Idiot with a Reality Show Wants to Accessorize You… WTF?

    Jessica Simpson, Lauren Conrad, Justin Timberlake, Jes Whats-her-name from Rock of Love, Til…

  • Rock of Love Recap

    I feel like there is going to be a hole in my Sunday nights where Rock of Love used to be. The reunion…

  • Smell Like Mint at the Gym

    After 30 minutes on the elliptical, sweat trickling down my back, face red and unattractive, le…