Candy Dish: How Do They Make Such Ugly Dresses!?
• Finally! A place for your discarded bridesmaid dresses!
• Speaking of ugly bridesmaid dresses, look at our album of the most hideous ones
• 10 Things You’ll Notice about a middle school dance
• Post-sex etiquette for the modern lover
• Tonight “Glee” introduces new songs and covers Adele
• What happens when phone sex is just not sexy
• We have to wonder if Bristol Palin’s new look is all weight loss
•Can men and women be just friends?
•Wedding mishaps from movies
If Bristol Palin Can Promote Abstinence…
So, apparently Bristol Palin is rolling in the dough from participating in the Candie’s Foundation’s abstinence campaign . If your saying “whaat?!” right now then we are in total agreement. How can Little Miss Get Pregnant at 18 While Your mom is Running for VP be making so much money promoting something she knows nothing about. It got us thinking…if Bristol Palin can make this much money for promoting abstinence, then who else should be making mad dough for being a complete hypocrite…

Politicians’ Children Speak Out: Should We be Listening?
If I was taught anything in my high school etiquette class (true story) besides which fork to use for which meal, I was taught that there are two subjects you should never bring up: religion and politics. And since I’m still a little fuzzy on the whole spoon thing I figure why not break another one of those rules.
Leave the Book Writing to the Pros, Hollywood!
So pigs are officially flying, Hell has frozen over, and Hermes Birkin bags are buy one/get one free. Didn’t you hear? The Kardashians penned a bestseller, y’all! Pick those jaws up off the floor, it totally happened…and if the sales reports are accurate, there’s a good chance you yourself purchased a copy of Kardashian Konfidential.
WTF Friday: Most Confusing Message Ever
What were they smoking when they came up with this crackpot commericial for abstinence? No seriously. Does anyone really think that The Situation is a good spokesperson for anything, let alone anything involving smart sex decisions?
Candy Dish: Read Before Black Friday
• how to avoid overspending this holiday season
• Jennifer Aniston Epic Fashion fail?
• A sneak peek at People’s sexiest men alive
• 6 healthy foods you never would have guessed
• This is SO weird
• So here’s one GOOD reason to watch The Spirit Awards
• Stop being so jealous!
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Hungry for Some Hollywood Hoop-La
As Hollywood stirs the pot of gossip-shaped noodles, I’m eating spoonful after spoonful. Hollywood always gives us the generous opportunity to lift all of our own emotional flounders and replace them with the train-wrecks and idiots overpopulating the City of Angels. This week, however, was rather chill for (most) celebs.

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Bristol and Levi Don’t Need Marriage for Fame
Wasilla, Alaska won’t be seeing any casting call flyers hanging around Main St. any time soon. The faux-engagement of town darlings (or terrors), Bristol and Levi, failed to get them a reality show, so the two have called it off…for now. While they may not be worthy stars in their own right, I think if Bristi (Levstol? Brevi? What was their nickname, anyway?) were open to appearing on an already existing show, they might have a shot at stardom.
From PopEater: Bristol Recount’s Levi’s Proposal in Video
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who shared news of their engagement yesterday, filmed a video for Us Weekly speaking about the exciting tidings. In the clip, Bristol remembers the day Levi, 20, proposed to her…
Candy Dish: Bristol and Levi Are Back On
• Wait, they’re getting married!?
• Do those Fit Flops really work?
• Nike does rainboots. But did they do them right?
• This is a little TMI, Snooks.
• Is Kim Kardashian cougaring it up??
• Is grad school worth the investment?
7 Reasons Teenage Celebs Should Stay Quiet
I hate to say this, but there should be a rule against speaking enforced for celebrities that are still in their teens. Really, it’s not for anyone else’s benefit than their own. Think about it: When you were 13 or 14, how many dumb and stupid things did you say before you realized you sounded like an immature brat? We’ve all been there, but luckily for us, the limelight wasn’t shining on us like a menacing stage-light monster.
10 A-List Celebrity Dating Shows That Need to Happen Now
The Bachelor’s been on so long that it’s starting to look more dated and more scripted than the always-classy Blind Date series of the ’90s. Dating shows in general have become boring and stale. Because, let’s be honest, no one wants to watch one more good-looking-average-Joe go on dates. No, we want to watch full-fledged A-list celebrities who spend more time in tabloids than in the movies and on stage find true love.

Teens Are Relying on the Rhythm Method, But Why?
Here’s a little statistic that will make your head spin: According to a new study, 17 percent of teens have used the rhythm method for birth control, and the number is growing day by day.