At last, he’s shaved that gnarly, nappy beard.

Rest in peace, Jimmy Dean.

This iPhone app is a girl’s best friend.

More Brittany Murphy scandal hits the surface.

Office pranks are funny.

6 sexy beach-friendly hairstyles to try this summer.

Last week it seemed like society would finally be free of one of its hottest messes. Turns out, not so much. Unlike we all thought and hoped,  Lindsay Lohan won’t be going to jail…yet. But this week we learn she might not be quite as down and out as we once thought. At least compared to the other crazies in HWood. And you know I’m loving it. There’s something nice about seeing celebrities that are crazier than you; it makes your dreams of having your own reality show seem like a reachable goal.

What’s Happening:

1. Lindsay Lohan finally made it to court! In fact, the judge postponed her vacation because she knew her replacement would go easy on Ms. Lindsanity. Anywho, Lilo has to wear a SCRAM anklet (so in right now), submit to random drug testing, attend an alcohol education course once a week, and even has to call her probation officer every night! She’s still allowed to take her prescription meds (Adderall and Ambien), but the random drug tests will determine if she’s using those properly (doubtful). I know this seems bad, but I think jail would straighten her up. It worked for Paris. Sorta…

2. Simon Monjack (Brittany Murphy’s husband) passed away this week due to heart troubles. He must have really had a broken heart. His family claims he needed a bypass surgery, but he wanted to wait. Brittany’s family is still insisting that he was crazy and something shady was going on in their house. There were a lot of prescription medications found in his home, but no one is sure what the cause of his death actually was. It’s been ruled as natural causes and Simon will be buried next to Brittany. Read More »

Simon Monjack found dead in his home.

Kelly Bensimon says funny things.

5 reasons ANTM is better these days.

Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts.

5 songs that should be retired from the big screen.

Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).

Girlfriend knows how to show some people who’s boss.

Celebs get paid (big) to watch fashion shows.

Jessica Simpson’s got…another new guy?!

Heels are about to get less dangerous. Hooray!

NBC serves up a heaping plate of racism.

What killed Brittany Murphy?

Amy Winehouse needs to stop beating people up.

The most under-reported stories of 2009.

Does the “nice guy” even exist?

Well, these posters are a bit insensitive now…

Is it worth it to travel in your 20s?

Balloon boy’s parents are sentenced.

So what was it that took her life?

Taylor Swift gets another award.

That lipstick is killer. Literally.

Britney still can’t make her own decisions.

Get hot indie designers at discount prices.

Who are the most toxic bachelors?

Jennifer Hudson really likes (making) babies!

Brittany Murphy’s husband speaks. But is it the truth?

Tom Cruise is a shady mo-fo.

Wait, a size 4 is fat now?!

Would you wear B.O. perfume by SJP?

Pretty sure I’ll never look at salad the same way again.

So what happened to Brittany Murphy?

Tiger Woods’ mama isn’t happy.

Is there a cure for cellulite?

Kevin Jonas finally got laid is a married man.

Everyone loves them some Avatar.

Is Khloe Kardashian preggers?