I consider myself to be relatively fashion forward. Not to the degree where I mimic everything I wear from the latest episode of Project Runway, but I would like to think I have a nice healthy happy-medium of trendy and classic.

I am not however, a very adventurous dresser. But today as I am getting ready for a little BBQ with some friends, I am in an appearance crisis—my hair looks heinous.

It’s the weather, and the fact that I am in dire need of a trim, and that I am out of my obsession/necessity to live, Paul Mitchell Super Skinny Serum. But no matter the excuses, my hair looks horrid, and I am just not willing to show up with my hair in a messy bun again, nor do I own a baseball hat.

I cannot justify pulling a Britney Spears solution to this hot-mess of hair and shaving it off, (mostly because tomorrow I swear I’ll buy more Super Skinny Serum and the world will be right again) but I also cannot leave the house looking like this.

As I searched my apartment for anything to be used to hiding my hair, I looked fondly over to my really cute Lilly Pulitzer bandanas, which I bought because they were so damn cute, yet a year later still have yet to find a use for them. Read More »

This is what you call a comeback?

Britney Spears’s performance at the House of Blues in Orlando on Saturday night apparently went very wrong. According to a source, while the mother of two was dancing and lip syncing to some of her old tunes, her CD skipped, causing Spears to momentarily freak out and “turn her back on the audience”.

The source continues, “when [the skipping] stopped, she turned around with this look on her face like she was gonna puke!!! I really felt bad for her. Then the thing started skipping really badly again!!! And then again and again. It was crazy.”

Do you care that Britney lipsyncs her live shows?

Some of the audience booed, other people cheered, and most were probably wondering why they had paid so much money for a 15 minute performance. Read More »

When I see these types of pictures, my mind immediately screams DEAR LORD! and shuts down. It screams and freezes up for a few reasons.

The first one being I DON’T WANT TO SEE BRITTANY’S COOCH. Not in any capacity do I want to see that girl’s vagig. Hell to the NO.

The second reason these pictures render me thoughtless and actionless is because I can’t understand why ANYONE would wear a short dress without underwear.

The ONLY excuse is that maybe you’re heading over to a significant other’s place for a fun little rendezvous. “Hitting the clubs” is not a legitimate justification for leaving your panties at home.

So why are so many ‘celebrities’ doing just that? I don’t rightly know. My guess is it’s purely an attempt to get noticed. It has to be.

Why else would you risk disease (think of all the places you’re going to sit, what’s been there before…my god. I’m puking), a bare ass grope, or a possible crowd flash? The truth is, I don’t think you’d risk any of these things unless you’re a glutton for attention. Read More »