WTF Friday: Boys Are So Stupid

CollegeCandy is lucky enough to work in the same office as our brother site, COEDmagazine. It’s like having exclusive access to a fraternity all the time. Mostly, I’m intrigued by all their insightful female comments like “she was smoking” and “she was so hot, she was a smokeshow” and “she was literally smoking. A lot. Like she owes me a pack because she smoked all mine.”

But yesterday they weren’t so much insightful as stupid. They found a high school photo of Brooklyn Decker with bad teeth. Not like “British-bad teeth,” but like “I haven’t had braces yet” bad teeth. And they were SHOCKED at the fact that she wasn’t always hot. Like so shocked they put it on their Facebook page. Turns out they weren’t the only guys who didn’t realize that hot girls weren’t born hot, because they got several comments and ‘likes’ on their fan page.

….What!? Do guys really not know that hot girls weren’t always hot. No one struts out of the womb with gorgeous locks, great boobs, and a perfectly toned body.

I don’t even want to be in the office they day they find Marisa Miller’s yearbook photos.


Andy Roddick Likes ‘Em Young

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• Roddick fans are none to happy about Andy’s new gal pal.

• Dane Cook was NOT funny for 7 hours straight.

Shoulder pads are back with a vengeance. Say it ain’t so.

Liposuction is no longer dumb.

• Britney Spears is a good mother.

• 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Wikipedia Entry.