Remember when Shia Labeouf was a dorky but lovable younger brother on Even Stevens? It seems the memories of Louis and his practical jokes have been lost to terrible hair, unruly facial hair and awkwardly bulked up muscles. (Seriously, you need to click through to see Shia in his current state. No words, people. No. Words.) He used to be such a cute muffin but after seeing those photos I’m left with visions of neanderthals and creepy lawyers with slicked back hair. He needs to transform back to his presentable-self, ASAP.

Why must all child stars grow up and disappoint us like this? Please, take me back to the good old days.

Wal-Mart stabs the Spears’ in the back!

Mandy Moore runs to take care of DJ AM

This chick HATES Dane Cook

She’d rather date a 20-year-old and throw peace signs

Kaite Holmes uncensored

Oh J. Piven…we forever pledge our love

Would you get that back fat sucked off?

Da Govanator loved Mary Jane

George Michael…just say no to bathroom stalls!

Did Ashley FIRE Mary-Kate?

Buff up with Brad