• Overheard: Boink!

    Overheard: Boink!

    (Two girls, at a sobriety checkpoint.)
    Officer: Where are you girls off to?
    Girl 1: Nowhere. Just carrying tons of booze around in our car for no reason.
    Officer: That’s not funny, you know.
    Girl 1: Sorry, Officer.

  • New Years Resolutions You SHOULD Make (But Probably Won’t)

    New Years Resolutions You SHOULD Make (But Probably Won’t)

    2009 is just around the corner. I don’t know what your year was like, but I am looking forwa…

  • Make Fabulous Fried Rice At Home

    Make Fabulous Fried Rice At Home

    Hit up any Chinese or Indian buffet and you’ll notice that a fixture of the line is fried rice — the…