Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg To Star In Movie Together [Sugar Binge]
Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are co-starring in a probably stupid movie about basketball or something. I am sure like everything that Justin and Mark do it will be testicle-heavy in its assertion of masculinity as being tough, boning girls and “trying to make it in a world that isn’t nice and lacks opportunity.”
Justin Timberlake’s New Single Breaks Record [Sugar Binge]
Justin Timberlake’s extremely mediocre single, “Suit & Tie,” has mad chart history. With it’s debut at No. 14 it has the highest first-week plays of any male pop star in twenty years.

The American Idol Season 1 Cast Then & Now [Candy Dish]
Remember American Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman? Remember Brian and Ryan? Well, there he is. According to Too Fab, “Dunkleman left the show after Season One — and would later admit to regretting his decision. He still does stand up in the Los Angeles area.” Bummer.
Robert Pattinson Dumps K-Stew [Sugar Binge]
Oh noes, Robert Pattinson has given up on repairing things with Kristen Stewart. According to the always reliable RadarOnline, Rob just couldn’t get over Kristen’s infidelity and felt a little pushed into getting back together.
Taylor Swift Wanted Bradley Cooper’s Butt, He Was Like, ‘No.’ [Sugar Binge]
RadarOnline is reporting that Taylor Swift asked Jennifer Lawrence to ask Bradley Cooper if he would like to take a peak at her knickers. Bradley was like, “Baby girl, you’re too young, boo boo.”
Is Waxing A 3-Year-Old’s Eyebrow Wrong? ‘Teen Mom’ Says NBD.
MTV’s Teen Mom Farrah Abrahams is waxing and tweezing her daughter’s unibrow. Her daughter is only three years old. Not only is this just bad for her kid’s skin, it’s already teaching her, at such an early age, that there is something wrong with her natural face and she needs to change it.
After Weed Arrest, Frank Ocean Declares He Likes Weed
Frank Ocean was arrested for speeding and marijuana possession yesterday. Instead of being all Lindsay Lohan about it and pretending that someone else put weed in the car, he merely Tweeted the truth.

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Physically Popping Off [Candy Dish]
Elizabeth Taylor Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night for fighting. Get it together, girl. Look, I know everybody is all remember when she was in The Parent Trap and Mean Girls, she used to be so good. Well, you were never really that good, you were just young and got lucky enough to be in some good movies. But that’s OK, most actors in Hollywood aren’t good. Get it together and do indie films, please.
2010′s Most Overdone Halloween Costumes Contest
Halloween 2010 is finally here and we’re looking forward to celebrating the only national college holiday that ends with me getting stabbed in the eye by an oversized fairy wing. While we’re excited to see all the awesome creative costumes, we’re also dreading seeing all the cliche and uninspired pop culture costumes.
Candy Dish: Coach Does Recession Style
• Coach launches cheaper Poppy line.
• What should your brow shape be?
• Heath Ledger on Vanity Fair.
• OMG! A caffeinated Wendy’s Frosty?!
• Which was more tragic: MJ’s life or death?
• Women are even better at manual labor!?
Candy Dish: Leighton Meester Engaged?
• Is this just a publicity stunt for Leighton Meester?
• Kim Kardashian wants to be a singer.
• A look at Michael Jackson’s top 10 music videos.
• Assault with a deadly Cheeto?
• Andy Dick – still gross.
• What is the most popular beauty product in Hollywood?
Celebretard Showdown: Brangelina vs. TomKat
Celebrity couples are hideous beasts born of the 24-hour news and gossip cycles and there are none more powerful than Brangelina and TomKat. But which one is worse? Which one makes you want to throw your TV out the window, turn off your computer, and hide your iPhone just so you never have to hear what ridiculous name they’re giving to their 17th adopted baby?

The 5 Best Drinking Holidays
How’s your Easter turning out? Did you celebrate with some mimosas this morning? Or perhaps you’re planning on a little red wine with dinner? I know there aren’t too many drinking opportunities on Easter, but that shouldn’t stop you. After all that’s what holidays are made for… er, well, kind of.