• So, Canadians are happier than Americans by, like, .2 points. Let’s just give them that and be happy with the fact that we are probably better in every other way. (Globe and Mail)

• I love New York and all, but if you can make $20,000 selling turkey sandwiches at the State Fair in Minnesota then I may have to rethink my living situation. (TwinCities.com)

• Don’t worry Colorado freshmen, that complete confusion you feel this semester is the state’s fault not yours… (DenverPost.com)

• Borat + American Idol + non-pretentious indie film = Great World of Sound (YouTube)

• The Goonies are going to be animated? I feel a rush of ironic t-shirts in our future. (FemaleFirst.co.uk)

• Of course you love CollegeCandy, so you owe it to yourself to check out Gala Darling. You’ll thank me. (GalaDarling.com)

Pizza and porn go together like peas and carrots. I mean, who doesn’t like to scarf down slices while enjoying some fine pornography? I know I do.

So it only makes sense that pizza establishments are recently catching on.

Porno Pizza, located in Winnipeg, includes a surprise – pornographic pictures – underneath their pies for customers who must show their 18-and-up ID’s to the delivery guy.

Founder Corey Wildeman said, “We cater to certain crowds” – yea, “certain crowds” meaning, hungry, horny Canadians.

Those Canadians sure are frisky, but us Americans can top that. Cordatos in Manhattan is a place that, for 10+ bucks will buy you a pizza and a lap dance!! From dancers who have been busted for prostitution!! That’s some bang for your buck.

Sure, pizza and porn reveals the male shovenist at its best, but it’s a gimmic and it works. It’s every man’s dream, really, so why not exploit that and make everyone happy? The only negative is that once this combination catches on and there’s a pizza-porn empire, guys everywhere will have a real excuse to take us ladies out less and less, and crave delivery more and more.

And we think Americans have a weight problem now…..