The Sundance Film Festival is one of the most anticipated events of the year, especially for random D-List celebrities that haven’t gotten an invite to anything except Dr. Drew’s sober house since the late ’90s. I mean, what’s Andrew Keegan doing there?

But seriously, Sundance is a huge event for the movie industry and everyone who’s anyone flocks to Park City, Utah for all the free swag the exhibition of 200 new films, live music performances, panel discussions with filmmakers, innovative media installations, and, of course, ridiculous parties! And since we didn’t quite make the guest list (damn you, Keegan, for taking the last spot!), we’re forced to live vicariously through the fabulous people who did. So here’s a taste of the celebrity eye candy hanging out and hitting up the free stuff the slopes at this year’s Sundance Film Festival!

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What is Carmen Electra up to these days? Uh….

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I had a feeling Elizabeth Hasselbeck couldn’t write…

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Megan Fox hits up a toga party?

As I was registering for classes this semester (my last semester of undergrad! Woo!), I discovered that although I’d already finished up all but one of my major and general ed requirements, I still needed to take a full semester’s worth of credits in order to have enough to graduate in May.

I was really excited that I’d finally be able to take classes that really interested me but weren’t necessarily part of my major. No more Stats! No more language!

I managed to find a few classes that seemed interesting, but unfortunately, my school doesn’t offer anything too out of the ordinary (read: cool or interesting).  I know a lot of other schools offer really cool classes, which got me to thinking about what sorts of classes I wish would be offered in college.

1.  Pole Dancing Aerobics – I don’t know about you guys, but my school doesn’t offer any sort of fitness or sports classes.  Aerobic striptease is the newest trend (Carmen Electra and other celebrities have their own workout DVDs for it!), and it seems like a lot of fun!  Seriously, would you rather sit in a lecture hall listening to some professor drone on and on, or dance….on a pole?

2.  Understanding Guys 101 – This class would focus on the psychology of the male brain, including learning to interpret the strange language and behavioral patterns of men.  I have a feeling this one would fill up fast, so sign up quick!

3.  How to Treat Women - The male student’s counterpart to the “Understanding Guys” course.  It would teach guys how not to act like total jerks most of the time and how to keep the women in their lives happy.  This one should probably be a requirement.

4.  Contemporary Popular Literature - Just like any other English literature elective you’ve taken, but instead of the same old British and American novels, you’d read things like Harry Potter, Twilight, Confessions of a Shopaholic, etc. and discuss the effect of those novels on society.  I’d definitely always have my homework done for that class!

5.  Mixology 101 – The art of mixing drinks to perfection.  It’s like chemistry, but with alcohol.  Delicious.

Anyone have some more ideas for classes you wish your school offered?

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If that wasn’t enough star power already former Apprentice star (and all-around bitch) Omorosa will be joining the ranks. Imagine Paris in a claws-out catfight with that nasty feline, or Joan Rivers dishing it out to LiLo. Or Britney having a heart-to-heart with George Forman. My mind is boggled – and intrigued.

Celebrity Apprentice could be an intriguing venture for the party brigade. Lord knows each girl needs a healthy dose of humility, and the show would supply just that: this version of The Apprentice will have each star working for Trump to raise money for charity. How’s that for a money shot?

Details have yet to be fully combed over, but reps for all three haven’t disclosed any official word on whether they will appear on the show or not. We here at College Candy will keep our fingers-crossed and our TV schedule open to witness any show that features Carmen and feisty law-breakers.

Who will make the best Celebrity Apprentice contestant?

Repeat that sentence fifty times and you’ve got yourself a series.

These days, if you’re a semi-famous celebrity, you’ve got a reality show. Careful editing and funny camera work makes you seem normal and almost endearing in front of a national audience, but as soon as the crews go home, you go back to being an almost nobody who has a big problem with something (which usually gets worse after a quick reboot of fame).

Think about all the celebrities who have okayed cameras to invade their lives: Jessica and Nick, Britney and Kevin, Carmen and Dave, Whitney and Bobby, Anna Nicole, Ashlee Simpson, Ozzy Ozbourne, Danny Bonaduce, and Tom Sizemore, and tell me that these people are healthy and satisfied. All four marriages disintegrated soon after their last episodes aired, and Anna Nicole died shortly after her series made a mockery of her entire life.

There’s always an audience for this short of thing…but there’s also an audience for snuff films. Just because someone will watch it doesn’t mean it’s worth airing.

B and C list celebs who are desperate for fame will seemingly do anything to scramble their way to the top. If there’s a paycheck and make-up artist involved, they’ll willingly agree to open up their lives for international scrutiny.

The only question is, should we let them do it?