“I’m sorry, maam, but I have a broken peen.”

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It has been a few weeks since we’ve had any updates on the case of missing toddler, Caylee Anthony, who went missing on July 15th of this year. Last we heard, Casey, Caylee’s mother, was the prime suspect in what most people thought was murder.

Caylee’s grandparents refused to believe that their daughter could commit such a heinous crime and insisted that Caylee was missing, but alive. The evidence against Casey Anthony continued to grow, but her parents stood by her side.

That may be changing now.

This morning, the remains of a small child were found only less than a mile away from the Anthony’s home in Orange County, Florida. It is still uncertain if the remains belong to Caylee Anthony, but the police did say that there were no other reports of missing children in the area.

The results of the coroner’s report are not available yet, but the Anthony family – and people all over the country – are eager to put an end to this mystery and find out the truth.