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		<title>The Weekly Ten: Halloween Movies You Forgot You Loved</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 13:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn - Wagner College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of perks to <a href="http://collegecandy.com/2010/10/23/liq-or-treat-halloween-drinking-games/">experiencing Halloween as a college student</a>, that’s a given. But remember Halloween as a little kid? When you looked forward to more than the drinking games and the <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">slutty </span><a href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/10/12/the-weekly-ten-worst-halloween-costumes-ever/">sexy costumes</a>? </span></h1><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=76635&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>There are a lot of perks to <a href="http://collegecandy.com/2010/10/23/liq-or-treat-halloween-drinking-games/">experiencing Halloween as a college student</a>, that’s a given. But remember Halloween as a little kid? When you looked forward to more than the drinking games and the <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">slutty </span><a href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/10/12/the-weekly-ten-worst-halloween-costumes-ever/">sexy costumes</a>?</p>
<p>Sure, I loved the costumes, and the candy, and the pumpkin carvings, but for me it was <em>really</em> all about the movies. And not those crazy, creepy, scary ones either, but the fun ones. You know, the ones about friendly ghosts and clumsy witches and great pumpkins…<br />
Allow me to refresh your memory…<br />
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<p><strong>10. Beetlejuice. </strong>Originally this one was going to be higher up on the list. But as I <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice">rediscovered the plot of this Halloween time horror</a>, I realized it was actually kind of creepy. Way to get your big break though, Winona Ryder.</p>
<p><strong>9. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SbJZXS1xe4">The Little Vampire</a>. </strong>Think back, way back. Before <em>Twilight</em>. Before Edward Cullen. Before vampires were ever associated with glitter. Remember when you actually thought vampires were kind of scary? It made the idea of a little boy being BFFs with a vampire so much cooler.<span id="more-76635"></span></p>
<p><strong>8. Casper. </strong>The friendly ghost. The special effects may not seem as cool as they used to, but it’s still worth a re-watch. Upon looking this one up on IMDb I discovered there was <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112642/">actually a plot behind this movie</a>. No, I’m not going to tell you what it was. Watch it; you won&#8217;t be disappointed.</p>
<p><strong>7. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Wraps_%28film%29">Underwraps</a>. </strong>A favorite in my household growing up. My brother was <em>obsessed</em> with it. And it didn’t help that the Disney channel aired it every other day that first year it came out. We watched it over and over (and <em>over</em>) until I knew the lines by heart. Never could quite get use to the fact that they named the mummy Harold, though.</p>
<p><strong>6. The Nightmare Before Christmas. </strong>Come on. It’s Tim Burton. And a classic. And I don’t care what those brats are saying today, it will always be better than <em>The Corpse Bride. </em>End of discussion.</p>
<p><strong>5. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_VerPZQzuU">Double, Double Toil and Trouble</a>. </strong>The Olsen twins have a movie for every occasion, and Halloween is no exception. Back in the day I couldn’t get enough of these two. But now I kind of wonder how Shakespeare would feel about Mary Kate and Ashley stealing his lines…</p>
<p><strong>4. Halloweentown. </strong>Yes, another <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloweentown_series">Disney channel original movie</a>. But I can’t help myself. These people know how to do Halloween. After seeing this movie, I secretly hoped that one day I would “come of age,” and find out I had magical powers too. (Reading the <em>Harry Potter </em>books shortly after did nothing to help this notion disappear.)</p>
<p><strong>3. The Worst Witch.</strong> My personal favorite. Poor Mildred Hubble, things never seemed to go right for her. But her life wasn’t all bad, I mean she had teachers named Miss Cackle, and Miss Spellbinder, and a cute little grey cat. And she had her own theme song…<em>Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the worst witch of them all?</em></p>
<p><strong>2. It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. </strong>Charlie Brown, much like the Olsen twins, has a movie for every occasion, and unlike the Olsen twins, every one of his holiday specials is worth watching. Linus and Sally spend the night in a pumpkin patch. Charlie Brown gets rocks in his trick or treat bag, and Lucky is just plain mean. Business as usual.</p>
<p><strong>1. Hocus Pocus. </strong> The best Halloween movie of all time. It’s a fact. The other night, one of my friends posted on Facebook that she was watching it. The status now has 28 comments, all with various versions of “best movie ever,” and “OMG I love that movie,” along with actual quotes from the movie. Plus, I’m sure I wasn’t the only one with a crush on Max, right?</p>
<p><em>So what do you think, ladies? Did I get all of your favorites? Which ones did I forget? There’s no limit on childhood memories. So dust off those VCRs, pull out those old VHS tapes, grab some candy corn and start reminiscing. </em></p>
<p><strong><em>Time for a movie marathon!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong>Got a special place in your heart for Top 10 lists? We do and we’ve got some doozies.  <a href="http://collegecandy.com/index.php?s=the+weekly+ten%3A">Get ‘em all out right here.</a></strong></p>
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		<title>The Top People to Avoid After Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenni - Syracuse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> I always love coming back from break and seeing all my friends. But even though I can&#8217;t wait to see certain people,  I will do my best to avoid these five &#8220;friends &#8220;who seem to appear ever year.</p>
<p>The Unnaturally Tan One</p>
<p>While I sat at home watching Full House marathons curled up under  my brand-new <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0)">Snuggie</a>, this person sat on Caribbean beaches for the entire break. While my legs are streaked shades of orange from drugstore tanners, she &#8230;</p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=15662&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/suntan_280_487980a.jpg" alt="suntan_280_487980a.jpg" align="right" /> I always love coming back from break and seeing all my friends. But even though I can&#8217;t wait to see certain people,  I will do my best to avoid these five &#8220;friends &#8220;who seem to appear ever year.</p>
<p><strong>The Unnaturally Tan One</strong></p>
<p>While I sat at home watching Full House marathons curled up under  my brand-new <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0)">Snuggie</a>, this person sat on Caribbean beaches for the entire break. While my legs are streaked shades of orange from drugstore tanners, she is glowing with a tan that seems to defy her race. As if I wasn&#8217;t already feeling like Casper&#8217;s paler cousin, standing next to her makes me feel downright clinically albino.</p>
<p><strong>The Reccesion-Proof One</strong></p>
<p>This holiday season started with my parents interrupting all my wish-list ramblings with words like &#8220;recession,&#8221; and &#8220;depression.&#8221; My wants went from an iPhone to a few new Chap Sticks and a (store brand) chocolate bar. So it&#8217;s even more un-fun this year to watch this friend unpack all of her new things: an entirely new wardrobe that matches her Blackberry Storm that she can play with while watching her new flat screen. She&#8217;s offering to share her new boots and all I can give her in exchange is some relief for her chapped lips.</p>
<p><strong>The Debbie Downer One</strong></p>
<p>My break wasn&#8217;t very exciting but I don&#8217;t have any legitimate complaints. But she does. A simple, &#8220;how was your break&#8221; turns into a two-hour impromptu therapy session while she goes on and on about everything from her mom getting laid off to her dog getting hit by a car. While at first I can awkwardly pat her back and offer my condolences, it gets increasingly less easy as she talks about her Christmas tree burning down, the loss of her lucky penny, and her cat&#8217;s unhealthy addiction to alcohol.<span id="more-15662"></span></p>
<p><strong>The World Traveling One</strong></p>
<p>I completely forgot he existed until he bumps into me in the student center and says &#8220;exscuzemoi.&#8221; Suddenly it all comes flashing back: he went abroad last spring and fell so in love with Europe that he hasn&#8217;t been home (the states, as he calls it) since. It&#8217;s almost impossible to recognize him with his new beret and European-ly tight pants. He orders a Cafe Americano and explains how hard it is to adjust back to the American lifestyle. Before I know it I&#8217;m sitting in Starbucks while he tells me the benefits of socialism and fat-free croissants.</p>
<p><strong>The Tattooed One</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sharing stories from over break when she gets overly excited, giggles, and says she has a surprise for me. A million things run through my mind, but nothing prepares me for the 10 inch butterfly she tattooed on her back with the word &#8220;hope&#8221; written in the wings.  I&#8217;m forced to look away and mumble, &#8220;it looks good, its deep.&#8221; She agrees of course. It <em>is </em>deep; the butterfly represents her future. And she is right, I am surprised. Surprised that she ever thought that was okay.</p>
<p>Did I miss anyone?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So, my boyfriend Mario Lopez&#8211;jealous much?&#8211;was recently named People Magazine’s <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20205861_20207326,00.html">Hottest Bachelor</a> of 2008. The dude is like a fine wine which only gets better with age…that I also want to have sex with. Anyway, it got me thinking—who are the top five former teen heartthrobs that time has not been as kind to?</p>
<p align="center">5. Mike Lookinland</p>
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<p>Bobby, Bobby, Bobby—you were so freaking adorable on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063878/">“The Brady Bunch,”</a> so WTF happened? Your big bro Peter <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/my_fair_brady/series.jhtml">marries</a> America’s Next Top Model &#8230;</p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=10137&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, my boyfriend Mario Lopez&#8211;<em>jealous much?</em>&#8211;was recently named <em>People Magazine’s</em> <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20205861_20207326,00.html">Hottest Bachelor</a> of 2008. The dude is like a fine wine which only gets better with age…that I also want to have sex with. Anyway, it got me thinking—who are the top five former teen heartthrobs that time has not been as kind to?</p>
<p align="center"><strong>5. Mike Lookinland</strong></p>
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<p>Bobby, Bobby, Bobby—you were so freaking adorable on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063878/">“The Brady Bunch,”</a> so WTF happened? Your big bro Peter <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/my_fair_brady/series.jhtml">marries</a> America’s Next Top Model and this is how you carry on the family tradition? Sure you didn’t get “a lot” of camera time during the show, but it was because you were so cute that the producers had no idea what kind of shenanigans to throw you into; they didn’t want to risk a single frown line on your <em>perfect little punum</em>.<span id="more-10137"></span></p>
<p align="center"><strong>4. Devon Sawa</strong></p>
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<p>I’m not sure if I’ve ever wanted to be anyone more than Christina Ricci in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112642/">“Casper”</a> for that smooch she shared with you after you, you <em>know</em>, became human again. That is, until I watched <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120512/">“Wild America”</a>&#8211; your movie with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JTT">still-adorable JTT</a>&#8211; then I really wanted to be any animal. Cut to 13 years later, and you might as well be another brother in the total train wreck that is the <a href="http://storage.msn.com/x1pbglk-vqL4BsNk8jSIlKnXHKsnNFR50e05mNnHZ681Alrar1lE7zantbwXcpTq3RGJroptWd6Wpp5olZPy7jVO_uLFFxueOgz4HotqVeLq4FdE1svUjoy5XTGMLGx8pKm3liJsf1SbOcFssJ_iJRBGg">Carter family</a>—bloated, bleached and busted. You&#8217;ve let us all down.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>3. Scott Baio</strong></p>
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<p>To know the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083433/">truly happy days</a> Joanie must have experienced whilst being wooed by a young Scott Baio! I mean, your tight little body, those luscious locks, that sweet “underdog” persona. But a few decades later, you totally turned “guido” on our asses and got a <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/scott_baio_is_45_and_single/series.jhtml">f*cking reality show</a> on Vh1 to determine whether or not you could handle your girlfriend’s pregnancy. Class act.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>2.  Corey Haim</strong></p>
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<p>WHOA. Dude. Just, <em>wow</em>. So you gave into Hollywood’s pressure to party, but not to keep up your appearances? I guess that’s a form of self-respect…but it’s the kind that makes me want to wash my eyes after seeing it. Please, give in a little more next time? The other Corey is still <a href="http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/people/f/feldman_corey/corey_feldman02.jpg">reasonably f*ckable</a>— take a page out of his book. I’m sure he’ll let you borrow it. He’s your bro, right? You guys have <a href="http://www.aetv.com/the-two-coreys/meet-coreys/index.jsp">your own show</a> again—back on top!&#8230;just…hopefully with some flattering lighting.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>1. Charlie Brown</strong></p>
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<p>I get what you’re trying to do, Charlie, I do. And it was cute in 1950, but it’s been over fifty years, man! <em>Peanuts </em>has been a syndicated cartoon since 2000, so we can still see how it went down towards the end: you really let yourself go—nothing more than a chubby, balding, middle-aged man full of neuroses and insecurities. Maybe you should try something new, like growing a second hair or finally hiring a therapist that you so desperately need.Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Who do you think has fallen off of the “hot heartthrob” wagon the hardest?</p>
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