• Pepsi and Beyoncé Invite Fans to Kick Off the Pepsi Super Bowl 47 Halftime Show

    Pepsi and Beyoncé Invite Fans to Kick Off the Pepsi Super Bowl 47 Halftime Show

    Fans are encouraged to submit photos of specific poses in hopes of being selected for a chance to be part of a crowd sourced Halftime introduction spot and welcome Beyoncé to the stage on CBS on February 3, 2013.

  • 11 Women On TV He’ll Be Drooling Over All Fall [Dude’s List]

    11 Women On TV He’ll Be Drooling Over All Fall [Dude’s List]

    Having given in to my studious nature, I’m happy to produce for you 11 women you should feel threatened by over the next few months. Don’t worry, not in a literal sense, just in a “my boyfriend’s totally thinking about how hot she looks” kind of sense.

  • Why I Love The Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show [Photos]

    Why I Love The Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show [Photos]

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year, when gorgeous models prance around in next to nothing on network television…yes, I’m talking about the Victoria Secret Annual Fashion Show! Instead of getting insecure and feeling badly about myself while watching abnormally beautiful people on CBS this upcoming Tuesday night, I’ve decided to embrace the female parade in a few ways.

  • Ashton Kutcher Joins 2 and a Half Men… but Why?

    Ashton Kutcher Joins 2 and a Half Men… but Why?

    Now that the whole Charlie Sheen “winning” era has slowed down a bit (seriously, where is he? Haven’t heard from him in months), CBS has finally decided to spill a few more details as to Sheen’s 2 and a Half Men replacement: Ashton Kutcher. Aside from now knowing that Mr. Demi Moore will be playing Walden Schmidt (“an internet billionaire with a broken heart”), no further details have been revealed which leaves the fans lots to speculate about.

  • How is Charlie Sheen Still Working?

    How is Charlie Sheen Still Working?

    It’s no secret that Charlie Sheen is one of Hollywood’s bad boys. And by “bad boys” I mean “has a serious drug problem.” He’s been in and out of the news for years for his addiction to drugs and the things (and prostitutes) he does while on them. Charlie clearly needs help… and a lot of it. So I have to wonder how and why CBS is sitting idly by as story after horrific story surfaces about their golden child.

  • TV Premiere Overload

    TV Premiere Overload

    If fantasy football is a good enough reason for guys to disappear for days on end, then I hereby give you permission to set aside the textbooks and turn off your cell phone for what is going to be the greatest (and most stressful) week of TV all year. It seems like every. freaking. show. on TV is premiering this week. Not sure how you’re going to fit it all in??

  • TV’s Most Important Life Lessons

    TV’s Most Important Life Lessons

    There are some things you learn in life (and in textbooks) that you never forget:
    We went to the moon in 1969.
    Plants live by converting sunlight into energy through the process of photosynthesis.
    Cows have four stomachs.

  • Eff You, NBC & Jay Leno

    Eff You, NBC & Jay Leno

    Does anyone else feel like they’ve been transported back in time? To 1992, to be precise. A time when Gameboys were cool and gas was only $1.05/gallon. A time when Leno and NBC clawed Letterman out of his deserved Tonight Show spot, against successor Johnny Carson’s wishes? I wasn’t old enough to understand but don’t worry – there’s a whole made-for-TV movie on it, “The Late Shift.”

  • New Fall Shows: Full of Suede, Sassy Blackness, and old 80’s Heartthrobs

    New Fall Shows: Full of Suede, Sassy Blackness, and old 80’s Heartthrobs

    I watch a lot of TV, and since I’ve been homebound for a few weeks because of surgery, I have…

  • Candy Dish: Someone Give Ryan Gosling My Damn Number (so he can stop ruining marriages)
  • Black, Pregnant, Murdered…and All But Forgotten

    Black, Pregnant, Murdered…and All But Forgotten

    As I’m writing this, Ali Gilmore has been missing for 799 days, 15 hours, and 43 minutes accordin…

  • 2008 Grammy Nominees are In! (Will Winehouse Even Show Up?)

    2008 Grammy Nominees are In! (Will Winehouse Even Show Up?)

    The 2008 Grammy nominees were recently announced.
    In case you don’t know, winning a Grammy is so…

  • Happy Birthday Booby Trap!

    Happy Birthday Booby Trap!

    Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
    Thanks to a little piece of wire, some lace strap…