What’s black and white and red all over?  Lindsay Lohan in her jail stripes, of course!  While, no, she’s not getting hauled off to the clinker (yet), she has been handed a court-ordered sentence.  So what’s LiLo’s punishment for evading justice and being a general menace to society?  And more importantly, what does this all mean for regular tabloid coverage of Linsanity and the future of her Hot Mess Reputation?

First, the facts:  Linds has to submit to random weekly drug tests (boring), attend alcohol meetings (boring-er), appear in court again (not going to happen), give up booze (really not going to happen), and wear one of those SCRAM ankle bracelets (she’s been there, done that).  Do I think she’s going to adhere to this “punishment”?  At first, yes.  Then after a half-assed grace period – say two days – she’ll be back to her coke addled self.  Thank God. Read More »

Ugh. I read the most annoying thing while I was watching Lost on DVD the other Saturday evening and refreshing my email (I like to multi-task).

And that is that the stupid writer’s strike might go on for stupid four more months.

What to think about that strike? It’s tough. And the insides of me are dueling like one of those famous New York black and white cookies. Mmmm. I really could go for one of those right now.

There are two sides of me vis a vis the writer’s strike. Side one is in sympathy with the Writer’s Guild. This is the side that moved to New York City eight months ago expecting to “make it.” This is the one who self-righteously stays home Friday nights to perfect her “art” and ends up watching Bring It On Again on ABC Family. Read More »

The train wreck trio of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may be taken under the wing of entrepreneur Donald Trump.With his new show Celebrity Apprentice revved-up and ready to go Trump is hoping to persuade the bad girls to join the cast of Carmen Electra, Tony Hawk, Joan Rivers, George Foreman, Dana Patrick and others.

If that wasn’t enough star power already former Apprentice star (and all-around bitch) Omorosa will be joining the ranks. Imagine Paris in a claws-out catfight with that nasty feline, or Joan Rivers dishing it out to LiLo. Or Britney having a heart-to-heart with George Forman. My mind is boggled – and intrigued.

Celebrity Apprentice could be an intriguing venture for the party brigade. Lord knows each girl needs a healthy dose of humility, and the show would supply just that: this version of The Apprentice will have each star working for Trump to raise money for charity. How’s that for a money shot?

Details have yet to be fully combed over, but reps for all three haven’t disclosed any official word on whether they will appear on the show or not. We here at College Candy will keep our fingers-crossed and our TV schedule open to witness any show that features Carmen and feisty law-breakers.

Who will make the best Celebrity Apprentice contestant?