In Hollywood, there are many variations of crazy. We've got the Lindsay Lohans, the Mel Gibsons, the Heidi Montags. There's all sorts of lunatic species over there. But that's why we love it, no? Just when you think the celebs have learned their lessons (I feel like a mom) they get into trouble again!
Once upon a time, I had a friend - no, seriously, it was a friend. Not me. At all. - who had a major crush on a certain member of 'N Sync; like a, have all his posters, listen to nothing but his music, own the look-alike action figure set, crush. It was a little weird, but eventually she grew out of it and hey, we all go through our phases, right?
Sigh. It's been yet another lame sauce week in H-wood. Seriously, where are the scandals? Since LiLo got sent away, the whole town's been laying low. (Maybe they have no one to party with anymore?) There have been no major cheating scandals (thank god!). Jon Gosselin hasn't done anything dumb.
As Hollywood stirs the pot of gossip-shaped noodles, I'm eating spoonful after spoonful. Hollywood always gives us the generous opportunity to lift all of our own emotional flounders and replace them with the train-wrecks and idiots overpopulating the City of Angels. This week, however, was rather chill for (most) celebs.
All's quiet on the Hollywood front (most likely because Lindsay is rockin' the orange jumpsuit). This week has been surprisingly dull with the exception of Blake Lively's boobs at Comic-Con. Although without the Twilight trio and Daniel Radcliffe, even that nerd-fest was a bummer.
What. A. Week. Am I right? There's been so much going on over in HWood that it seems like it's been months since Lindsay gave the ol' "F You" to the judge. But that was just last week! We weren't too sure what was going to happen after that bizness, but we had a very good feeling that Michael Lohan would do anything to keep himself his daughter in the headlines.
Wowza! This week has been quite the whirlwind. Is Lindsay going to jail? Does she think it's totally unfair? Is Mel Gibson even more crazy than we thought? Yes, yes, and yes! While there aren't a ton of new developments this week, what's been developing just keeps getting developier better.
Hollywood never ceases to amaze me. While last week was bonkers, this week proved - in the famous words of Perez from Degrassi Goes Hollywood - that "You're only as big as your latest scandal." So that would make Jeremy London super huge (and super shady) this week, Al Gore creepily huge and Miley Cyrus not so big, but at least she got rid of those nappy extensio
Yikes! It's been a crazy week! We had a wedding, some engagements, and a divorce (with some possible cheating in the forecast). Plus, Perez is in trouble and a fallen star was kidnapped?? It wouldn't be Hollywood if it didn't keep us entertained!
A lot of stuff happened this week, and thankfully, none of it involved cheating! I know, I couldn't believe it either! But there are lots of babies on the way, so hold tight. I guess Hollywood's finest has to procreate in order to keep this dangerous cycle of hot mess going.
Shizz went down this week: Biebs has a tat, Miley is still a bird, and George Lopez cheated on his wife (the same wife who GAVE HIM HER KIDNEY) with some hookers. You know, just another week. Anyway, while it pains me that I know so much about the lives of these people, I'm happy to report the deets for all of you. I really am a martyr.
Hey, guess what? Another male celebrity can't keep it in his pants! Bet you didn't see that one coming. We've had, what, a week without a cheating scandal in the past 2 months? While I know celebrity romances rarely last, my naivety sometimes gets the best of me when it comes to cheating.
OK seriously, this cheating business is getting out of hand. Before you know it, half of Hollywood is going to be in rehab for their self-diagnosed "sex addictions." When will they learn that just because you're famous it doesn't mean you do whatever you want? Oh wait, they won't.
Finally, we've made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood's finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!
This past Saturday, the Black Eyed Peas showed up at the NRJ Awards (the top music awards show in France), and won the award for best international group. Just one more step in the unending world-wide dominance of the Black Eyed Peas, right? Wrong! The group was actually given the award by mistake. The new winner was announced, to the sound of boos.
Unless you have been under a rock or sleeping off a massive hangover since yesterday (or woke up from a night of partying under a rock....), news has been stirring about the fate of Brangelina. But contrary to what we're all used to, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally broken the tabloids with a story that is not about their decision to adopt another child.
A while back we had some qualms about the big Rihanna interview and it's timing. Wherever you came down on that argument, it got me to thinking: is it really any of our business? Have we gone too far?
• DROOL. • Is LiLo getting a reality show?! • WTF is Rihanna wearing? • Good Morning America gives Adam Lambert the boot. • Well, this is one effed up family. • Paula Deen gets up close and personal with a pig.
• Jessica Simpson's got beef with the CW. • How does the First Family do Halloween? • What's the best sandwich in the USA? • Are ponchos coming back? • Is LiLo switching teams again? • This might be the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
• Leighton Meester's got a new jam. • Is Mariah preggers? In Touch thinks so. • 5 friends every woman needs. • Robert Pattinson needs a snuggle buddy. • Everyone needs a little lace this winter. • Miley doesn't Tweet or tip.
They are all over the media and even if you’ve never seen their show, everyone knows who Jon and Kate are thanks to their very public separation and the battle that’s ensued. They lost a battle to Speidi right here on CollegeCandy only a few short months ago. But little did we know then that soon the couple would turn on one another.
Always entertained by the fantastic "Celebretard Showdowns," I was inspired to write a top ten list of the celebs that I (and hopefully you) love to hate. We hate them, we want them out of our lives, but we can't stop reading, blogging and talking about these trainwrecks.
Perez Hilton... TMZ... The Superficial... dListed... You name it, I read it. Probably in the past 10 minutes. I even have a special folder under my bookmarks tab for my favorite gossip websites. And it's gotten a lot worse since I've started interning this summer...
What I don't love is an outfit which looks like an advertisement for Skanks-R-Us or some strange, preppy love child of Hot Topic. In my book, the two worst offenders are Lady GaGa and Katy Perry. That is, when they're wearing clothes. And it seems clothing (or the lack there of) is the least of their problems...
Today we're going to look at two pretty annoying actresses - Megan Fox and Kristen Stewart. Which one makes the title "actress" more of an irony than a career? Which one is more ridiculously over-hyped? We shall let the list decide.