You'll need a super glamorous dress (all the better to judge others in), champagne cocktails (the celebrities are always loaded at these things), and you'll need to prep by watching nomination favorites Boyhood, Birdman, and Modern Family.
While she isn't an ice queen from a Disney movie, Kate does have hair shiny enough to star in one, animated or otherwise.
The best thing about Charlie? He looks just as good shirtless as he does on a bike... or in a suit... or in anything, really. See for yourself here.
Queen Bey met Princess Kate, which means that your two favorite spirit animal's are now besties.
This big fat Greek wedding was way better than the movie.
They probably wouldn't like the subway.
From her thick southern drawl while attempting to pronounce Cara Delevingne's name (something we all struggle with), to her adorable interview with Vogue, Reese seems like she'd be the best friend ever.
It might not be Throwback Thursday, but you can still experience a blast from the past courtesy of Ryan Cabrera.
Her Olsen twin(s) impression is so on point.
Oh Kylie Jenner, what big lips you have! The better to pout in Instagram pictures, my dear.
Is his name Kayne or The Grinch?
Leave it to North West to master the perfect smize before the age of two.
Baby. Got. Back.
It's the second year in a row that she's taken the stage, so she's basically an Angel now.
Kim can take as many oiled-up booty photos as she wants.
Lindsay Lohan has rejected a plea deal because she thinks that she is innocent. At this point can we really blame her? She hasn't had to suffer any consequences for her illegal behavior.
A conspiracy to prevent Chris from learning a lesson, building character and paying penance.
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were spotted canoodling with a baby at Central Park Zoo. Will Harry soon be a new breakup song or the one T has been waiting for? We think betting against the house is bad luck, so it's probably the former. What do you think of this buzz-worthy celebrity couple?
Katy Perry, Siren of Candy Land, declared that she does not work out, that she simply stuffs her Snorlax-sized body into spanx. The Siren of Candy Land has exposed her beguiling powers to create enchanted glamours.
Elizabeth Taylor Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night for fighting. Get it together, girl. Look, I know everybody is all remember when she was in The Parent Trap and Mean Girls, she used to be so good. Well, you were never really that good, you were just young and got lucky enough to be in some good movies. But that's OK, most actors in Hollywood aren't good. Get it together and do indie films, please.
Jared Leto has lost a lot of weight for his new role in The Dallas Buyer's Club. The actor is playing a transsexual with HIV and told Vulture he hasn't eaten food in over a month. WTF? I think I'd be able to believe you were a sickly transsexual without the self torture. If I can suspend my belief to believe a man would dress up like a bat and fight crime after seeing his parents murdered, I can suspend my belief for this.
I am pretty sure, like 100%, Steven Tyler said they would send a contestant back to "the cornfield" because he had suggested they were from the Midwest where there are a lot of cornfields. He simply meant that the contestants were from the country and not yet used to the competitive nature of showbiz or primed to perform at their best. If anything that is more offensive to Midwestern White people than it is a commentary on the taste of Black rappers.
There are some new pics from Catching Fire and I got to say, Jennifer Lawrence is some serious fitness inspiration. That girl looks like she really was a coal miner with that upper body. It's great when "getting in shape for a role" doesn't mean shrinking down to an unhealthy weight (re: Black Swan, Les Miserables). More power to you, lady. Check out more pics of J-Law in action on the Catching Fire set.
Ke$ha, the 21st century's answer to a movie theater's sticky floor (I kid, I kid.), had some interesting things to say about feminism and getting sloshed. She said, "If men can talk about drinking in every awesome rock 'n' roll song and every awesome rap song, why can't a woman? Just because I drink doesn't mean I'm a drunk. Just because I have sex, and I'm not embarrassed doesn't mean I'm a whore. If men can do it, why can't a woman do it? I really feel one of my main reasons for being on this earth is to level out the playing field just a little bit."
This is sort of awesome. Sometimes I think "the Smiths" are a Hollywood Stepford family. So poised, polished and pretty. They're just detached enough from the fame that they seem perfect. Though recently Jada has stepped up her girl power and has me rooting, "Get 'em girl!" When confronted about daughter Willow Smith's eccentric style and shaved head, many though Jada and Will should control and edit their children's appearance, Jada threw the smackdown on her critics:
There's a new app, called Snapchat, for sending your naughty bits via text. The app allows you take a pic of your no-no-spots but it dosen't allow the pics to be saved onto your phone and you can set a time limit for how long the other person can see it. 20 seconds for your boo, then poof - it disappears! Would you ever trust an app to send out nude pics?
I am not one for ripping on a chica's appearance, but Lindsay Lohan aye yie yie. At the Liz & Dick premiere - and maybe this is just the way the lighting reflects on that dress - she looked like a hot mess.
Months ago when we first learned about Kristen Stewart's affair with Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, it was unclear how the franchise would proceed. Immediately after the scandal it was announced that Kristen would be dropped and Rupert would stay on as director. I
Sometimes a role is so good - or so bad - it requires a bit of cross-dressing.
Jared Leto is playing a cross-dressing AIDS patient in The Dallas Buyers Club, which also stars the ever-shrinking Matthew McConaughey who has dropped a considerable amount of weight for the role.
This Thursday at Midnight for a measly $1.99 you can learn how to "smize," thanks to Evil Mastermind Tyra Banks!
In gross people news, Chris Brown has signed on to Wilhemina Modeling Agency. Women's Wear Daily reports,"Wilhelmina will work with Brown in its artist management division, which takes music and movie industry celebs and lands them endorsement deals, collaborations and product lines in the fashion and beauty world." Great, we need a Chris Brown nail polish, perfume and makeup line.
Recently, Jessica showed off her post-baby weight loss at a Macy's red carpet event. She's a new spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and the program seems to be working for her.
Girls get a second season. K-Stew says dumb stuff. All the things we couldn't cover today.
J-Law is my girl crush. I'm not afraid to say it. Whenever people are like, "XYZ Celeb is so down to earth," I tend to roll my eyes because unless you personally know Beyonce, I am not going to be convinced you can accurately gauge her personality from the "Single Ladies" video and a few cute Tumblr pictures.