Ugh I hope this isn't true! Rumors are flying today that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth (aka GALE) are engaged, and I for one will not stand for this! No official announcement has been made, but Miley has been sporting a huge rock on her ring finger.
Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we've got to do something about this. Let's protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn't taint all our kids' back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.
It's not easy being gay. The LGBT community has worked tirelessly to declare that sexual preference is not a "preference" at all and lean more toward a "I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way" mantra. However, is it a winner-takes-all conclusion in the homosexuality debate? According to Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon, maybe there's more than one way to be gay. And ton of people are pissed off about it.
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, Russell Brand and Katy Perry...the latest celebrity couple that's hoping to be added to the recently divorced is model and Project Runway host Heidi Klum and singer Seal. You know, the perfect couple that was supposed to last forever and gave us all hope for love, love's divine.
Here are all the celebrities who got engaged over the holiday season. In other words, people who seriously thought the world would end once 2012 began, wanted to make some amazing love before their last days on earth, and knew that popping the question to their significant other would seal the deal.
• Maria Shriver might be clinically insane, as evidenced by the fact that she no longer wants to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, did she see the pictures of his mistress? • Santa rescued passengers from a fiery car wreck in Texas. Said afterward, "There will be no nuts roasting over an open fire this Christmas!"
Just when we're falling madly in love with her latest video "The One That Got Away" (warning: watch only with tissues within reach), Katy Perry informed her managers that after the final leg of her California Dreams world tour, she's entering a musical hiatus. I feel like my lover is leaving in a few days to study abroad, and he's just telling me now.
Lady Gaga has closed down the fifth floor of the Barneys New York Men’s Shop on Madison Avenue and, in EIGHT days, those doors will reopen to Gaga’s Workshop. She’s reported to sell “jewelry made entirely of rock candy; lipsticks in special Gaga red or pink hues; lip-shaped, hand-painted dark chocolate, and a Rubik’s Cube.”
If you’re thinking about entering the porn industry, you probably won’t be able to read children’s books to elementary school kids afterwards. Maybe it’s because you’ll stimulate too many of their senses with all your clothes on, or because you’ll somehow send subliminal messages and slip in sexual innuendos while reciting Dr. Seuss rhymes. Sorry, but after a career like that, you’re simply…unfit for this kind of thing.
I remember when I first saw the “Stars—they’re just like us!” page in gossip mags. As if a picture of Jessica Alba grocery shopping in anyway makes her similar to me. But people eat this stuff up. If Blake Lively is doing something, we want to hear about it even if she’s just eating a tune sandwich. After perusing the web I found these gems. Come on people, not everything can be considered news and not everything should get deemed exciting enough to receive a post.
Isn't it just the worst when one of your favorite stars decides to stop being amazingly perfect in every way and does something rude, out-of-character, or just plain stupid? Whether it's a nude photo scandal, a controversial tweet/statement, a law suit, or even a violent drunken tirade against the paparazzi, even the thought-to-be-perfect celebrities we all know and love tend to majorly mess up at least once during their career.
Maybe it's because I'm done with finals and I have nothing to worry about. Maybe it's because all of my favorite TV shows are going on hiatus. Maybe it's because I zoomed through my blogs too quickly this week, but I have to say, I've come to a sad realization. Celebrity scandal is dead.
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