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Vanessa Hudgens may be getting fired from Disney and replaced for High School Musical 3. Last week, some rather risqué (and by risqué I mean naked) photos of Hudgens began circulating the Internet. At first, everyone was all “They’re fake! Sweet Vanessa would never let someone take nude photos!”

And then, of course, Vanessa admitted it was her.

Disney, being the mogul of good, safe, clean fun that it is, reportedly didn’t like the idea that one of it’s stars has genitalia, and axed Hudgens for her “irresponsible” behavior.

Furthermore, there’s been no comment from her boyfriend Zac Efron, who presumably didn’t take the picture, hasn’t seen the picture, or seen a woman…ever.

Now, I’m not usually a fan of teeny-bopper over-actors, but someone needs to cut poor V a break. I’d say the irresponsible one is whoever let the picture pop up on the Internet (not Zac, obv).

It’s not like the girl is doing a full-on stripper pose either, she’s just sort of standing there, looking satisfied with herself (which I would be too, if I was hot, rich, and dating a gay guy to garner publicity for my upcoming album all by the age of 18).

Banning Hudgens from the end of the High School Musical franchise is basically ending her career—since lord knows she really isn’t going to go anywhere after this. Hopefully, girlfriend’s got a good investment plan and a dream of attending college one day.

…but if not, she could always look into Playboy.

I’m only a couple of days into Summer Break and I’m already looking for things to do with all this time I suddenly have on my hands.

So yesterday, while looking at Angelina Jolie’s photo in Maxim’s Hot 100, I got this grand idea to go get a tattoo.

I mean, I was always too young before and my mother made many-a-promising-threat to kill me if I even thought about decorating (or in her words desecrating) my body with permanent ink…

But technically I am now an adult and everybody’s doing it… amiright???

So to make a better a case for myself, I scanned through the top 20 hotties of Maxim’s hot list to see who’s got some ink and who doesn’t…

I was quite surprised by the results… 12 of the 20 are sporting inked celebrity skin, some much better than others.

Take a look for yourself.

The Maxim Hot 20 With or Without Ink

1. Lindsay Lohan – Ink. (Wrist, Hip)

2. Jessica Alba – Ink. (Wrist, back of neck, lower back)

3. Scarlett Johansson – No Ink. (apparantly this photo is photoshopped)

4. Christina Aguilera – Ink. (neck, wrist, bikini line, back)

5. Jessica Biel – Ink. (bikini line)

6. Ali Larter – No Ink.

7. Eva Mendes – No Ink.

8. Rhianna – Ink. (neck, foot)

9. Eva Longoria – Ink. (lower back, wrist)

10. Fergie – No Ink.

11. Sienna Miller – Ink. (shoulder, wrist, bikini line)

12. Angelina Jolie – Ink. (where doesn’t she have one???)

13. Beyonce – Ink. (thigh)

14. Katherine Heigl – No Ink.

15. Avril Lavigne – Ink. (butt, arm, wrist)

16. Ashley Simpson – Ink. (wrist, finger, ankle)

17. Maria Sharapova – No Ink.

18. Megan Fox – Ink. (ankle, arm, bikini line, rib cage)

19. Cameron Diaz – No Ink.

20. Kiera Knightly – No Ink.