Sweet & Low-down: Brooke Shows Her Ass, Again.

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• Put an end to this tragedy. Donate to the Dress Brooke Hogan Fund today.

Celeb poker hangout jacked… then busted.

• All the talk from the Bonnaroo Music Festival is Trash.

Silver Surfer snags #1, but Knocked Up’s not going anywhere.

• The Hollywood Hotties are all about the headbands.


Paris to Police: C-Ya Bitches!

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It’s official – Paris Hilton is out of jail after a less than 72 hour stint. Also, and quite sadly, it proves that celebrities can get away with ANYTHING if they put their money to it…i mean mind…my bad Dr. Freud.The reason for the early release? Last time I checked, telling everyone “That’s hot!” was not grounds for early release. OH NO, Paris Hilton was released due to over-crowding. Hate to be melodramatic, but not since the freeing of Barabbas has their been such a tragic miscarriage of justice.

Look – I am not saying we hang her, but little primadona trust-fund babies need to learn than the world has consequences. We are not only doing them a disservice, but every American that pays taxes and relies on the justice system has just been fisted by the LA judicial system. I am sure they are excited about the new Hilton Municipal Recreation Center that her Mommy and Daddy will be building for LA in 5 months, but overcrowding??? SHE HAD A PRIVATE CELL FOR F*&^SAKE! Was it too small for her and her liver?

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Bikini-clad Celebs of Summer

Jessica-BielMemorial Day has come and gone, but Bikini Season is officially in session. With a little help from InStyle.com, we have compiled some hot celebrity bikini looks for your viewing pleasure. If you find a look you like, click over to InStyle.com- they’ve got a great list of look-a-likes and where to buy.

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Who’s got the hottest bikini bod?


Sexy (and NOT So Sexy) Celebrity Feet

Oh yes it’s Summertime. Time to clean up the ol’ piggies and break out those stappy shoes . In celebration of this joyous occassion, we thought we’d test your knowledge on how well you know your celebrity feet. Can you guess who???

(Click on the photo for the answer or jump over to see them all.)

The Feet

Jessica SimpsonJessica AlbaEva Longoria

Cameron DiazClaire Daineschristina aguilera

Heidi KlumFergieMischa Barton

The Celebrities

(Fergie, Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera)

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Don’t Be a Fake Tan Disaster Like Jessica

jessica-tmt1.jpgRemember back in the day when you looked like THIS and didn’t look like an overly-browned asshole?

According to AskMen.com, you’ve dropped from the 12th most desirable woman to 21 – so basically it’s statistically proven that you’re looking not-so-hot with your faux-glow skin and mousy locks.

I get it…you’re with John Mayer now and Nick is with Vanessa but come on…you’ve looked like an asshole BEFORE so what happened to your sense of style and taste? Your boobs are popping out of your dress and the color of your skin is so fake that I’m sure if you sat down on a white chair, you would leave a mark.

For future reference, when applying self-tanner (especially if you’re quite pale) it’s best to mix in a moisturizing lotion to dilute the color until you know how dark it will turn on your skin. Read More »


A tall glass of Budweiser…for my hair, please.

beer bottlesIn a recent issue of Life & Style, I saw a feature on beer actually being good for your hair (and after all those times I freaked out at the bar?!).

Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s hairstylist, Francky L’Official, says that after he washes her hair he rinses it with Budweiser select and that “the malt has a ton of protein, which gives cuticles a lift, while the vitamin B and natural sugars make hair super shiny.”

I also came to find out that the proteins from the malt and hops coat the hair, build it up and help repair damage!

Now this just seems too good to be true so I decided to test out the random bottles I had in my fridge with these simple recipes (found easily when I googled “beer in hair.”)

Simple Beer Rinse

Once a month use a can of flat beer after shampooing. Choose a beer that does not have a strong odor, shampoo and rinse hair as usual. Pour the flat, warm beer on your hair, work it through and rinse with lukewarm water.

Cider Vinegar & Beer Rinse

1 oz water

2 teaspoons Cider Vinegar

1 ounce of flat Beer

5 drops Rosemary essential oil (optional)

Mix all ingredients together then shampoo and rinse hair as usual. Pour the rinse on your hair and work it through. Rinse with lukewarm water.

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“Like” it, Buy it.

likephoto.JPGHave you ever watched an awards show and wanted to copy a certain look? With the website, like.com, you can pick a certain item that a celebrity was wearing and search for similar pieces to buy online. It gives options for every price range from very cheap to very expensive.

Browse the looks by celebrity or just browse by the latest trend. So, you can simply search look-alike options for a designer handbag or necklace you have been eyeing instead of referring to a celebrity. It’s overall a great shopping site and style guide for new trends.


Got a Secret?

christian.jpgCheating on your boyfriend with his best friend and the secret has your stomach gurgling-a-fire? Or better yet, do you just get off on listening to other people’s closet-ed stories of deception? Well then Girl, do I have a website for you.

PostSecret.blogspot.com is the most brilliant site I have ever seen, EVER! Here’s the premise:

A bunch of average nobodies anonymously write their own secrets down on a postcard and mail them to a blogsite to post. That’s it. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just secret after secret. Lie after lie. It is absolutely gorgeous. Really.

Yeah, yeah, I know you must think I am an incredibly shallow and morbid person- And maybe your right, but it takes one to know one, and I guarantee once you go there, you will be there for a while.

Dare ya.