#AaronCarterHornyLevel Is Trending On Twitter [Sugar Binge]
There is an unexplainable hash tag trending on Twitter in reference to Aaron Carter . . . Aaron Carter’s horny level. What exactly is a “horny level”? From what I gather, it is the amount of horniness Aaron Carter is currently experiencing.
Chris Brown and Frank Ocean Got Into A Fight [Candy Dish]
Chris Brown and Frank Ocean got into a brawl outside of a recording studio where Frank and one of Chris’s proteges were recording. Frank and his “crew” allegedly blocked Chris from leaving and then they fought like it was the late ’70s and they were in The Warriors.

15 Celebrities Throwing Shade [Gallery]
You know how them spicy chicken heads be hating? You know you shining when they hating, right? All it takes is a single tilt of the neck, turn of the eye and pucker of the lip to let ‘em know where you stand, bb.
Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg To Star In Movie Together [Sugar Binge]
Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are co-starring in a probably stupid movie about basketball or something. I am sure like everything that Justin and Mark do it will be testicle-heavy in its assertion of masculinity as being tough, boning girls and “trying to make it in a world that isn’t nice and lacks opportunity.”
20 Celebrities Conspicuously Hiding From The Paparazzi [Gallery]
Check out these 20 pictures of celebrities quite obviously hiding from the paparazzi. I am pretty sure their antic are only attracting more attention to their presence.
Ex-GF Says Kanye Is A Giant Baby, Call The Wambulance
Kanye’s ex girlfriend, Brooke Crittendon, wants the world to know that Kanye is an insecure baby (shocking) that needs constant coddling otherwise he will think his weenie is too small, rhymes are too whack and swag is only a steady five. Brooke told The Sun, “He was not macho. He needed you to be with him and needed your opinion. He was quite vulnerable.
Surprise: Kris Jenner Is Not A Good Mother
Ditching your kids to bone some dude is totally not cool. It isn’t surprising that someone as exploitative of her children’s lives as Kris is that she would be neglectful of their feelings and wellbeing.

Around the Web

Women Are Now Allowed In Combat [Candy Dish]
The ban on women in combat has been lifted. Women now have the right to die in a senseless, convoluted war motivated by hegemony and nonrenewable resources just like dudes.
Is Rihanna Pregnant With Chris Brown’s Baby? [Sugar Binge]
There are rumors (again) that Rihanna could be pregnant with Rihanna’s baby. Chris Brown Tweeted, and then deleted, a T-shirt with the phrase that said, “You Are The Father,” and the caption, “LOL.”
Getting Drunk In Your Twenties Is A Rite Of Passage [Candy Dish]
For those who like to get a little tipsy, getting drunk (when you’re of age!) can be a blast. But it’s also something that takes a few tries to get right.
25 Drunk Celebrity Derp Faces [Gallery]
Because we all get a case of the derp – that’s what makes us human.
Stars Are Just Like Us: They…Uh…Shop For Sex Toys
There are, however, some unavoidable situations that most of us regular folks love to keep discreet. I do feel bad for celebrities that they don’t have the same luxury of privacy, but you’d think they’d order their bedroom toys online, not while walking the most popular streets of L.A.

16 Celebrities Eating Hot Dogs [Gallery]
I don’t know why they’re such an amusing food. Perhaps it’s because they’re made of random animal parts and preservatives or maybe it’s because they’re phallic.
The American Idol Season 1 Cast Then & Now [Candy Dish]
Remember American Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman? Remember Brian and Ryan? Well, there he is. According to Too Fab, “Dunkleman left the show after Season One — and would later admit to regretting his decision. He still does stand up in the Los Angeles area.” Bummer.
Vogue Does A Hurricane Sandy Photo Shoot, Probably Offensive [Sugar Binge]
Vogue decided to do a Sandy Hook themed photo shoot featuring models decked out in couture amongst wreckage, hospitals and emergency services. It feels a bit in poor taste.
Breaking Down The Manti Te’o Dead Girlfriend Hoax
Was Manti Te’o in on the hoax? Is he gay? CollegeCandy is here to give you the deets and the dirt. We’ve digested the very long Deadspin article so you don’t have to.