A lot of stuff happened this week, and thankfully, none of it involved cheating! I know, I couldn’t believe it either! But there are lots of babies on the way, so hold tight. I guess Hollywood’s finest has to procreate in order to keep this dangerous cycle of hot mess going.

Crucial:

1. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil are expecting twins! The couple already has a son together, Rene-Charles, and have been trying for some time to get pregnant again. Celine reportedly went through multiple failed in vitro attempts and a miscarriage, so having twins is a blessing. Congrats!

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be expecting. While pregnancy rumors with these two have been flying around for months, they might actually be true this time! Mariah’s been sporting a bump recently, and hubby Nick tweeted this week, “If & when my wife is ready to make ANY announcements about private matters she will do it personally. Thanks for being respectful GodBless.” If true, get ready for a new child star!

3. Glee’s own Sue Sylvester, Jane Lynch in real life, got married to partner Dr. Laura Embry this week in Massachusetts! The two live in California where gay marriage has not been legalized so they had a small, intimate ceremony in MA. Awesome! Read More »

Eric Dane’s video isn’t a sex tape, OK?

And this is why you don’t dance on tables.

Break me off a piece of that. No, really.

How do you rock the mesh shoe?

Celine Dion is preggers!

What’s wrong with Marky Mark?