Wowza, we thought last week was bad! This week just womped it! There have been all kinds of crazy flying around this week, and it’s only getting worse. At the rate we’re going, nervous for what’s to come next week. Cheating, drugs, trashing hotel rooms, you know, just another typical week in Hollywood.

Super 2-Hour TV Special

1. Charlie Sheen has lost it. Earlier this week, Charlie was hospitalized after being found in a trashed hotel room at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan. Reports suggest that it was a drug and alcohol related incident, but his reps maintain that he had an allergic reaction to a medication. And then there was the girl (prostitute? porn star?) hiding in the bathroom. She’s pressing charges against Charlie because he was acting like a looney-bird. Oh and did we mention that Denise and his kids were across the hall? Classy, Charlie.

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Street art: these people have mad skillz

Dr. Oz wants us all to have more sex

How do I tighten up down there

If we had photoshop in real life

5 under $50: Foldover boots

Jon Stewart interviews Obama

As May approaches, seniors go crazy

Turns out men are less likely to apologize

Meet Charlie Sheen’s new gal pal

What brought Taylor and Jakey together? Some theories.

One word: FAIL.

Miley Cyrus’ 10 most innaprop moments.

How you wear bright eye shadow (and not look scary).

An awesome argument in defense of books.

Want to win a $100 gift card to Kohl’s?

What about a CollegeCandy Beer Pong Table?

Justin Bieber wants you to smell nice.

So, Charlie Sheen’s OK?

7 things to do while you’re on the treadmill

This is too adorable

What does this sex dream mean?

Really Charlie Sheen. Pull it together.

So you want to go to law school

Join up for the ultimate Twitter fashion party

5 things you should never wear to work

You know about Philo right!?

The best of college lipdub

Nothing causes me more anxiety and ill feelings than watching Kelly Bensimon talk on the Real Housewives of New York. Seriously, it makes my stomach churn more than watching those addicts stick needles in their arms on Intervention (barf). The woman is infuriating and I think my neighbor (who hears me screaming through the wall) would agree that I’d be better off without her.

Same goes for Tyra Banks (who does she think she is?!), Ke$ha, Olivia Palermo, Katherine Hiegl and the entire cast of Jersey Couture (no, I don’t know why I keep on watching it). These people shouldn’t be allowed to speak, let alone speak on camera. In fact, I think the world would be a much better place if we never had to hear from them again. Wouldn’t that be heavenly?

So let’s all start a wish list of the celebrities we want to pack up and ship off to an island far, far away. A land filled with dangerous animals, poisonous fruits and zero Internet access or cell phone service.

Who are you giving your first ticket to?

Emmy-Loyola University Chicago: Spencer from The Hills. No one deserves it more.

Sarabeth – University of Texas: I would send Tyler Perry away. The world has enough fat-lady-who’s-really-a-skinny-black-man comedies, and he’s making the same crappy non-funny movies over and over and over again. And if he has one more sitcom start up on TBS, I’ll scream.

Charlsie – Hollins Univeristy: I’d like to send Real Housewife of NJ Danielle Staub to an island where she can’t hide in Bentleys from the snakes!

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Somebody didn’t get to eat their Cracker Jacks for breakfast this year and has a raging and swollen case of the ‘crabby pants.’ That somebody is Mel Gibson.  But crabby pants might be an understatement.  The man is absolutely reserving the Presidential Suite at the Loopy Inn.  If you haven’t listened to any of the four tapes leaking on to the internet lately, take the dive and listen to one. It’s enough to make your skin crawl, not to mention demand a refund for that time you saw Maverick.

I sat in my kitchen in fear (he sounded like a self-possessed man demon) and listened to the man scream into the speaker at his wife: “I deserve to be b***n BEFORE THE JACUZZI!” Yeah, that’s a direct quote. From former heartthrob, Mel Gibson. The only thing this guy deserves before the jacuzzi is a swift strike to the throat and a branded ‘Scum Bag’ mark to his forehead.

I’m so disturbed.

However, since Mel Gibson decided to hit the crazy fan and let the pieces of his racist and terrible existence sprinkle down upon them he is giving some of the raunchiest men in Hollywood a run for their money.  Seriously, Gibson has ranked himself with douchiest men out there and settle into the ranks as a piece of the nastiest scum in Hollyweird’s big toe.  Our question to you is, who is the worst of the bunch now that Gibson has scampered into the ranks and embedded himself into a (hopefully graduating) class of tools? Read More »

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Give that old sweater some new life.

Lilo gets drunk. Falls. Yet again.

Can Two and a Half Men survive sans Charlie?

This. is. awesome.

It’s time to stop talking about dudes, Jessica Simpson.

Charlie Sheen’s goin back to rehab. Again.

Would you wear tiger print?

Adrian Grenier’s got no game.

Paula Abdul proves that ANYONE can get a job.

Topshop attempts to bring back the unibrow?

Get the no-makeup makeup look.

Is it just me or does she look like a tranny?

Oh no, what’s wrong with Gary Coleman?

One Olympian will do anything to win the gold.

What do the stars have in store for Brooke and Charlie Sheen?

Who’s Ryan Gosling’s new lady?

I think I love drunk Mariah.

Watch out, Guatemala. Here comes Lindsay!

People’s got pics of the Jonas wedding.

Why didn’t he call you back??

Charlie Sheen has met his match in Brooke Mueller.

Obama fails on promises to students.

Taylor Momsen is not Lilo, Ok?