Gossip Girl: Only The Hired Help Have Happy Endings
Anyone else hoping that it wouldn’t be Lily opening the door when Serena arrived in Florida last night? I mean, everyone but Rufus knew she was there – couldn’t Pops van der Woodsen just open up so we could finally get to see what sort of magical creature he is? He’s gotta be something fantastic, right? Why else would these two women risk everything they’ve got for this guy?
The Weekly Ten: What We Wish Tiger Had Said
No matter what your stance on Tiger Woods (and I’m sure you have one, seeing as you can’t turn on any television, computer or mobile phone without being blasted with his scandal) at least we can all agree on one factor: his televised apology was bleak. It was really bad. Chris Brown bad.

Candy Dish: Obama Wants To Talk To The Kids
• Apparently, that’s a bad thing.
• Things aren’t looking good for Lindsay Lohan.
• Chase Crawford is all growed up.
• Kim Kardashian Tweets in her undies?
• Glamour wants more “plus size” ladies.
• Shakira’s back, bitches.
Candy Dish: Obama’s First Pitch
• Great arm, terrible choice of pants.
• Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick break up.
• Well hello, Channing Tatum.
• Why do we kiss?
• Khloe Kardashian loses weight. That’s news?!
• Must. Have. This. Skirt.
The Weekly Wrap Up: Goodbye MJ, Hellooo Weird People
Summer sure is flying by. As mid-July approaches, we have to start planning for the year ahead, whether that means going back to school in August, looking for an apartment, searching for a job, etc. But before we go there, we still got a couple of months left to enjoy the heat!
If Zac Efron Cuts The Man Bangs, Is He Still Zac Efron?
Mmmm. Man bangs. Who else can rock those sexy, wispy (but gotta be annoying ) bangs better than Zac Efron and Chase Crawford do? Or did, for that matter, because it looks like the two have chopped off their luxurious trademark locks.
Candy Dish: Let The Michael Jackson Insanity Continue
• L.A. gets ready for the big event MJ Memorial Service.
• Lindsay Lohan’s getting sued.
• So what causes the beer belly, anyway?
• Chase Crawford and Zac Efron say goodbye to man-bangs.
• Just how bad are your health vices?
• 10 crimes committed against women by reality TV.

Around the Web

Candy Dish: People Magazine Hearts Chase Crawford, Too
• Well played, People Magazine. Well played, indeed.
• Cheetos lip balm? What’s next: Cheetos hand cream?
• Sarah Jessica Parker deals with some shady police guys.
• Songs no dude should have on their iPod. Ever.
• Fun ideas for getting in shape.
• Perfect gift for dad?
Candy Dish: Word To Your Mother, Kris Allen!
• The Idol Finale was full of surprises.
• Dessert for dinner? Do it!
• This is totally not P.C., but we kinda laughed anyway.
• We’re obsessed with the maxi dress!
• Will Chase Crawford do Kevin Bacon justice?
• Um. Bacon lube exists.
Candy Dish: China is Angry
• Jackie Chan is making people angry.
• Old school repubs are scared.
• Everyone should share their sex stories.
• Forever 21 calls Kim Kardashian fat.
• Jen Garner and Ben Affleck having sex problems?
• Your daily dose of Chase Crawford.
Candy Dish: Where’s Everyone Hookin’ Up?
I don’t want to know…
Victoria’s Secret’s Pink launches new bath line.
Isla Fishe…
Candy Dish: Skinny Lohan Got Burrrrned
Note to Lindsay: Do not show up at Chase Crawford’s house at 6am uninvited. That’s…